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Hi! We were terrorized by a stinkbug the entire time we recorded this episode! And all we’re trying to do is talk about the extremely good chapters of 31 and 32, parts 4 and 5 of the “Dew” arc, which consist of kids doing war LARP, freezy weezies, severed hunk torsos, a lot of ASMR, and, of course, Hanguang-jun shitfaced lmaoIntro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Childish Gambino – Redbone, arr. & perf. by Sana Colter Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by…

It’s chapter 30, so we’re living fast and eating ass! In this gargantuan god damned chapter, we learn the horrible story of some boys who deserved better and definitely were only best friends and nothing more, enjoy the return of Comrade NMJ, and witness some Interesting Parallels! Awful lot of crimes, too. Wild how that works. This episode is brought to you by the letter 2.Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Sukima Switch – Golden Time Lover, arr. by Yang Chok, “perf.” by Roy Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne…

Happy Valentine’s Day! In honor of the human emotion of “love,” we bring you a selection of Google Translate-enhanced fanfiction care of you, our listeners. Read along (and enjoy the equally excellent un-Googlified versions) here! Have a sexee one!Intro: Ben E. King – Stand By Me, arr. & perf. by Garyan Wong Outro: Wham! – Careless Whisper, perf. by Makoto OgataNoisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

It’s February, and it’s time for us to Do the Dew (arc). We read chapters 28 and 29! Wei Wuxian’s on his gremlin shit again, so we can leave him to do that while we talk about bad drink luck, the 3 things you GOTTA know about cultivators, and how this entire novel is a D&D campaign. Also we get introduced to ancient Chinese vampire times’ #1 yeeked-up celebrity goodboy! Feel free to listen over a nice dish of beer nuts, or some whip cream, if you prefer.Take part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and…

We don’t have an episode this week, so we’re putting out an apology for that, but we couldn’t go without talking about the stuff that happened to our friends at Exiled Rebels. Because let us tell you folks: CriminyWe’ll be back next week! Semper bunny!

Have we ever got a robust one today, listeners! Friend of the show and live reading VA Cade joins us to talk about Japanese audio drama (co-starring Best Jeanist) news, how to pass the ancient Chinese vampire times bar exam, and the proper division of zombie funny comedy body parts. But mostly we talk about how everyone’s favorite trust fund baby, who we kin and stan, Nie Huaisang, is back, and he has a magic pet turtle. Imagine making any of this upTake part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and put that trademark Podrecesses twist…

Dog up, people, we’re starting the “Malice” arc today. In chapters 23 and 24, Mr. Two Nintendos Jin Ling gets ankle monitor disease, Jiang Cheng has a grave to turn into a unisex bathroom, and your hosts introduce you to Steve and Barbara Wilkinson. And remember: you shit it, you sow it.Take part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and put that trademark Podrecesses twist on it and we’ll read it! RULES HERE: 1) Between 100 and 1,000 words 2) Rated T For Teen or under 3) Doesn’t have to be romantic but should focus on…