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This week, we debut our new names as we begin watching Blade II. It's a ridiculous movie full of blood cocaine and guns, and no, I didn't forget a comma there! Hey, I bet Blade would really like the Silver Surfer! That guy could fly through all the vampires and kill them instantly. I wonder if he would be a good fit for the Bloodpack? I guess we'll find out next week! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter | Cohost

Hey, look at us finishing movies two weeks in a row like a normal movie-watching podcast! Never mind how long ago we started them! This week, we finished watching Fantastic Four. A lot happens in the third act. Victor von Doom becomes Doctor Doom. The Thing becomes Ben Grimm. The Human Torch becomes [editor's note: fill in his character arc here when you remember what it was]. Most importantly, Mister Fantastic finally becomes Wolverine. We always knew he had it in him! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter | Cohost

It took two full months, but we have finished Blade at last! It's an unsurprisingly great third act, complete with some extremely cool one-liners and more blood than you could possibly drink. The final battle was with the villain of the movie! Imagine that! They just don't make 'em like this anymore, folks. Good thing there's two more where that came from! People like both of them, right? Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter | Cohost

Act 2 of Fantastic 4? Geez, if I wanted to look at all these numbers, I'd go to a library and look up numbers in a book! But it's true, we did watch Fantastic 4 again. There's not a lot of superheroism to be found in this part of the movie, but there is some exquisite supervillainy and enough montages to make a montage of montages. And, perhaps most importantly of all, 🎵 reet teh da may bada reoora day dow tooda bawwioooo 🎵 Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter | Cohost