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Sam is a regular guy who likes eatin’ games, drinkin’ sites, and hangin’ posts. “Nothing wrong with that!” you say, smiling so big as you read about him. |
Shows:
• Juergen’ It • Zero to Zero • Kyle X Why? • Sounds About Light • Doctor Huh |
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Act 2 of Wonder Woman 1984 hits you like a sledgehammer straight to the brain! Steve is a caveman! Wonder Woman is a five thousand year old anthropologist who doesn't know what happened to Rome! The extremely messed up circumstances of their romance are basically unquestioned! Wonder Woman forgets that the movie has a villain! Please help us! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
This week, we read Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story chapter 25, "The Date". Kyle has prepared a perfect romantic evening with Jessi. What could possibly go wrong? Besides the snipers, I mean. And the tear gas. And the oysters he left out all night. And his memories being gone. And Jessi. You know what, maybe let's just cancel. Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Time for a normal movie! We're watching act 1 of Wonder Woman 1984, which people might like. Join us as we break down the way too long opening, the way too straight friendship between Diana and Barbara, and the way too creepy romance between Diana and Some Guy's Stolen Body! Classic eighties things! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
Welcome to TragerMania, the wrestling event with as many twists and turns as Kyle XY! We're reading The Untold Story chapter 24, "Show Me", and things are really heating up! Get your waffles and your chocolate syrup ready, because we're in for one mess of a match, folks! These two competitors have a lot of history, even if only one of them can remember it. Will Jessi's skill and experience win out over Baby Kyle's mind-wiped unpredictability? Will the dreaded Nicole interrupt the match? Will Kyle receive backup from his stable, LWK Enterprises, or are Declan and Foss down for…
Exciting news for fans of Sam and Jordan screaming at each other! In this week's episode, we read chapter 23, "Through Your Eyes", and found an excuse to scream at each other instead of screaming at the author. Make no mistake, though: the content still deserves it! In the end, no matter how much we fight about Master Chief's voice, we will always be united against Kessi. That's what family is all about, and it's something the Tragers will never understand, which is why they should all be in prison. Especially Nicole and Lori and Josh and Stephen and Jessi…
Warning: as you may guess from the title, the fanfic is even more upsetting than usual this week. You know how Kessi is already a ship for perverts? Well, what if we added several extra layer of uncomfortable on top of it? That's right, in chapter 22, "An Old Friend", [redacted]! Oops, I tried to type it and both of my healthy hands fell off. Arrest this author! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Could it be possible? A movie that is good from beginning to end? In this day and age? It's more likely than you think! Let's give thanks to Cathy Yan and Christina Hodson for going to the trouble of making Birds of Prey good! Hey, how do you give thanks again? Is it by talking about poopoo peepee? I hope so, or this episode is going to be a real swing and a miss! (Harley Quinn baseball bat reference) Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
We've got two action-packed chapters of the Kyle XY season 4 fanfic for you this week! In chapters 20 and 21, Jessi has to go save Kyle from Madacorp because she accidentally tricked him into going to Madacorp to save her from Madacorp but she wasn't really at Madacorp. I think. Will she be able to defeat her toughest foe yet: Evil Kyle? Or will Brian Taylor program him to be so horny that he forgets he's evil? It's the dramatic conclusion to part 2 of the fanfic, whatever that means!!! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord |…
In the second act of Birds of Prey, the movie continues to be good! Lots of great sicko content and leg destruction to keep us entertained, plus we meet a new character who many are saying is the crossbow killer. We've had a great time with the movie so far... here's hoping the third act isn't ruined by Sionis drinking Big CGI Monster Boss Battle Juice! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
This week, on an episode podcasters everywhere are calling "the most Jordan has screamed since Amy Get Your Gun on Juergen' It," we read Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story chapter 19, "Ying and Yang"! Kyle is holding Emily's memories of her daughter hostage, but the 881227 Big Kyle super soldiers are on their way to tear him limb from limb. Will Jessi arrive in time (to blind all of the protesters outside of Madacorp)? I think so! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube