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On this very regular Juergen’ It, we read chapters 15-17 of Together Forever. Sam is very well rested, and is keeping it together just fine. Also, Anne doesn’t look wondered in this one. If you can spot the lies in this episode description, congratulations! You’re ready to listen to this classic episode. This week, I forgot to mention it but the Wattpad description says that the character of Mrs. Miller is played by Julianne Moore. Cool!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

After the debacle of last week’s episode, we’re feeling very normal and ready to bring you a normal episode. It’s chapters 12-14 of Together Forever, and some secrets are coming out…! Don’t get too excited, they’re exactly the secrets you’d expect. Just classic Amy things! Speaking of things you’d expect, George is doing work at his job. Wow! That’s so interesting! This week, we’re heading down the Old Habits Road. That’s right: I Am Mad at Ricky Again.Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Have you ever wondered what a Juergen’ It episode would be like with Sam barely conscious? No? Well, too bad! We’re reading chapters 10 and 11 of Together Forever, and it’s hard to write a description for this one because it’s mostly a sleep-deprived blur. Considering some of the things we said on this episode, maybe that’s a good thing. Don’t worry, you’ll like it! This week, we’re opening Handora’s Box. We’re also closing it back up and throwing it into a fire.Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Exciting news! It’s Juergen’ It’s 100th anniversary, and everyone who graduated from the podcast last month is invited to the reunion! We’re reading chapters 6-9 of Together Forever, and the drama is really starting to kick in. Clementine is here, and she’s pissed. Amy is back in New York, and she’s also pissed, and she’s also back in California. I can’t keep up! Thankfully magicofessence is in the comments as always to help everyone out. This week, the episode is NOT titled Harambe Annoying Orange. You’re welcome!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

We’re back, again, but in a different way from when we were back last week! Today we begin our new journey: we’re reading “The Secret Life Of The American Teenager [SEASON 6] Together Forever”, a fan fiction by Wattpad user magicofessence. We begin with the first five chapters, which are, honestly, pretty decently written for a Secret Life fanfic! George is still the worst, and she even remembered that Roboruto exists! Wow! Brenda Hampton, eat your heart out! This week, we’re getting hit right in the feels. Thanks, magicofessence!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

We’re back! The show is done, but we have a lot to discuss still – and discuss it we do, until we don’t anymore! We kind of forgot what we were supposed to be doing on this one and it ended up being mostly a tour of the Secret Life wiki. It’s good though. You’re gonna like it!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

WE DID IT! It’s S05E24, “Thank You and Goodbye”, the FINALE OF THE ENTIRE SHOW! We’ve got questions and Brenda is here with answers. Are they the answers we want? Yes. What a great episode! Thanks for everything, Brenda. This week, we’re treating ourselves to some garbage chocolate. See you in season 6!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

My god. It’s the second to last episode, S05E23, “Caught in a Trap”, and we’re almost done with the show. Brenda’s still got something in her bag of tricks for us, however, and this episode is a doozy. Madison continues to exist, Ben and Adrian get together to talk about how boring the show is and how much Amy sucks, and Ethan and Kathy continue to exist. All bad things! This week, we’re cancelling Keith Truesdell once and for all. Take him away, boys!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube