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Teens, put your phones away! It’s S03E25, “To Be…”, and your hands are for rice now! Ben and Adrian are married now, and that’s just where the show is at. Who cares about that, though, when you could care about interesting things like, what if Anne, was, in a relationship, with, that guy? What if Camille, who we know, was dating George, because, ? What, if Jack and Madisions, where dating, and w, e liked it? What fif, ew’and RBrenada ahd idaieos for tenens wasys fof liefe/? What igvfbu there aws Draama, an dvwso rRuckiy had to aget a newww…

Hey, teens! Put down the peyote – this Juergen’ It episode can be enjoyed all on the natch! It’s S03E24, “It’s Not Over ‘Til It’s Over”! It’s wedding time, and it’s drama time! And George is here, and he’s ready to bone down, and Anne is getting married to a bowl of polenta, or something? That can’t be right. Sorry, my notes are all smudged because I was weeping tears of joy from the beautiful Bruno Mars wedding montage. This week, Jordan has to wake up. That’s it, alright?Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Good news, sort of! It’s S03E23, “Round II”, and it’s not a merciless onslaught of negativity like the last episode! Are any of these Nice scenes earned? No, not really, but at least this episode doesn’t kill you when you watch it – despite Ashley’s best efforts! This week, the Brenda Hampton Apology Tour is coming to take you away. Thanks, Henry!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Welcome to 2019! For our first Juerg of the year, we’re watching S03E21, “Young at Heart”! And folks, when the title is relevant to the episode, you know it’s gonna be a bad one! Some very questionable relationships on display here but wait actually never mind Brenda says it’s good, actually. What a relief! Could’ve sworn that was illegal but I guess not. This week, we’re seeing Sexmother live in concert. Don’t Bing it!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Hey, teens! It’s S03E20, “Moving In and Out”, and we’re getting to the bottom of things this week. Whose show is this? Who’s writing what? Who’s in charge of the music? Join us as we dive deeper into the production rabbit hole than ever before, which is still not very deep but it’s still deeper than ever before. It’s a new era of Juergen’ It: the era where we check who writes each episode! This week, it’s Paul’s world and we’re just living in it. See you next week, Brenda!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube(Check…

Good morning! We’re shaking the sleep slime out of our throats to bring you a Saturday morning Juerg, talking about S03E18, “Another Proposal”! I wonder what that means! Adrian is planning the wedding, and everyone hates it! So annoying! Amy hates it too, because she’s catty and jealous! Speaking of great writing, Dave delivers his best line yet! This week, women be talking! Am I right?Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord