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S4E10 – Clown-to-Clown Communication

Against all odds, we survived Elektra! Truly one of the worst movies we've ever seen, in or out of this podcast. Why are all the supervillains so easy to kill? Why is Elektra so incompetent that they basically have to do it themselves? Why was Mark Miller in the movie? We will never have the real answers to these questions, but we'll do our best to try to come up with our own. Next week, we're breaking the glass in case of bad movie emergency. Meow! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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July 27, 2022

Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax

#53 – Grabbin’ Our Duffs

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in with the beer special! Beer flavored Jelly Belly beans and Duff A L'Orange Sparkling Beverage. NOTE: Lilith calls Collapse (2009) Panopticon's first album. She is aware of Panopticon's self-titled from a year earlier and she doesn't have that one on vinyl either. Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa…

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July 26, 2022

Prime Cuts

S2E10: Just A Little Birthday Bot

This week we're joined by Ruby from Konoha Crush to discuss episodes 20 and 21 of Prime season 1. We get to see Starscream at his most pathetic, Airachnid at her most catty, and Arcee at her most vengeful. Then Prime takes the old 'dumb guy gets made artificially smart' standby and imbues it with some pretty effective pathos and medical horror. We also discuss some of the most outrageous Decepticon plans from G1, and sigh dreamily when girls are kind of evil. Now come on, you wouldn't hit a Seeker on his birthday, would you? He's just a little…

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July 24, 2022

Zero to Zero

S4E9 – Coldposting

Oh boy, we already didn't like Elektra but it's somehow gone downhill in the second act! The villains get worse and the movie gets more racist! We see three minor supervillains die in this part and Elektra didn't do any of it. Why is she even here? She's literally getting upstaged by a tree. Maybe next week she'll contribute something before the movie's over! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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July 20, 2022

Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax

#52 – THE END OF THE SNACK-KEEPER, ONE MORE FINAL: I need bones.

It's been one year of House of Snax and we're discussing the snacks past to see where we still stand with them and what our favorites are! Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa - SonoRec (freesound.org) Tape Start - unfa (freesound.org) video_recorder_load_cassette_02 - Magedu (freesound.org) creaky door - m_marek (freesound.org) Door, Front, Closing, A…

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July 19, 2022

Prime Cuts

S2E9: Vehicular Slapstick

The worst month of Starscream's life continues this week as we cover 'Metal Attraction' and 'Rock Bottom'. After an episode of magnetized shenanigans, attraction jokes, and Airachnid saying some of the gayest shit in the show so far, its time for everyone to get trapped in a cave and have A Bad Time. Why DOES Megatron keep Starscream around? What does Bulgarian Screech Metal sound like? What is going on with the weird vibes between Jack and Arcee?? We don't have all the answers, but we DO have important information about robot MILFs. Noise Space | Discord

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July 17, 2022

The Sonic Hustle

Ep.89 – Marshmallow Zone (Sonic Boom TV Series)

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about more Sonic Boom! We discuss passive-aggressiveness, Jimmy Neutron-esque plotlines, circuses, and sticky gooey messy white mashmallows. THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1 NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

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July 15, 2022

Zero to Zero

S4E8 – Two

Daredevil set the bar very high as a fun bad movie - can Elektra keep the momentum up? Or will it be a slow, boring, dark, miserable slog? Well, not to spoil things, but the character didn't appear on screen for over a decade after this movie came out! Could there be a reason for that? Let's find out! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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July 13, 2022

Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax

#51 – Biblically Accurate Pop-Tarts

Diet Coke & Lilith discuss Wild Berry Pop-Tarts and Hersheys White with Whole Almonds and they get a special message from the Snack-Keeper Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: trumpetbuildup - theredshore Summer night piano solo - szegvari chords and noise - aceinet Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa - SonoRec (freesound.org) Tape Start - unfa (freesound.org) video_recorder_load_cassette_02 - Magedu…

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July 12, 2022

Prime Cuts

S2E8: Mr. Crimes

We've got a MECHtacular double feature this week as we cover episodes 16 and 17 of Prime season 1. Silas and his merry band of techno-fascists return, Breakdown finds himself in a Saw movie, and Airachnid shows up once more to menace her rival Arcee (in a gay way). Also the Autobots play a bit of STALKER and June realizes how big of a nerd her son is. Then she meets her future husband, who turns into a truck. Just make sure to keep an eye out for that devious Mr. Crimes while you listen, okay? Noise Space | Discord

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July 10, 2022