City Girls Make Do

Oppa Carrie style! Welcome to episode 50! Ya girls are back for season 4 episode 2, The Real Me, aka the Zoolander episode. There are a million cameos and we’re absolutely delighted that one of them is bicon Alan Cumming. Meanwhile, Charlotte is writing in her vajournal, Samantha’s going full frontal, and we’re diagnosing Paul with stinky vibe disorder. PLEASE do not send us hate mail for spoiling Westworld season 1!

Season four baybeeeeee! In our first episode of this new season, The Agony and the ‘Ex’-tacy, our gals are either vulnerable or horny (Sam). Carrie deals with her mortality when she turns 35, Charlotte spills her guts to a stranger, and Trey spills his load on Charlotte. Meanwhile, producer Matt fills us in on which cryptid fucks.

Welcome to the Natasha show where we love Natasha and hate all the other characters! This week the girls are haunted by rElAtIoNsHiP kArMa and they all deserve it, especially Carrie. Our episode is season 3 episode 17, What Goes Around Comes Around. And fuck dude, it sure does! Trey gets cucked, Carrie finds catharsis in making Natasha feel like shit, and we discuss which Mario Kart characters the girls would main.

This week on City Girls we’re definitely NOT vampires and we’re perfectly normal and have never been morbid in our lives. We also watched season 3 episode 16, Frenemies. Miranda learns that she should listen to her friends’ advice, Charlotte learns to find her inner Samantha, and Carrie learns nothing (despite thinking she has learned ??? something ???). Sharing your one single brain cell with your friends is communist praxis!

We’re back baybeeee!!!!! And boy do we have a fun episode to talk about this week: season 3 episode 15, Hot Child in the City. Yeah the title is really bad. BUT it’s a good one, and it’s one of the rare cases where Carrie is actually the shining star. Well, aside from Kyle MacLachlan’s ass, which we love to see. We also learn about the girls’ government assigned pokéfusions, the struggles of adult braces, and what really makes a good himbo.

She was a lawyer, and he was a sandwich, can I make it any more obvious??? We really have the best and worst love stories of all time this week. On the one hand, Miranda has the hots for a sandwich and it absolutely rules. But on the two hand… Carrie’s on her Big bullshit worse than ever, we hate it, it’s bad. Meanwhile, we finally meet our other funnie gay of the series (Anthony!) and try to figure out the logistics of sex swings. So sit back, relax, get tested for HIV, and enjoy our discussion of season 3…