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EPISODE 81: It (2017)

This week, your hosts get deep in that clussy as we discuss It (2017)! Topics include AGDQ, astral podcasting, the sonic experience of mucus, and monster excitement.RECOMMENDATIONS:The Shape of Water My Friends And I Were Granted Three Wishes By A Cat Goddess And I Swear I Got Distracted When My Turn Came Around

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EPISODE 80: The Corridor

Hey folks! Welcome to the first podcast ever released in 2018! We’re so happy to be awarded this distinction, considering we are also the only podcast now. Sorry, but all your others vanished mysteriously in a cabin up in the woods. Something about some tunnel of light? Yeah, I dunno either. Anyways, we watched The Corridor, and it was better than expected!In addition to Dreamcatche-I mean, The Corridor, we also discussed Snowboarding Chat, Pseudonym Malarky, A Year in Review, Topical Nosebleeds, and Just How Damn Generic All These Names Are!RECOMMENDATIONS:DanganronpaIt’s Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaIntro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah!…

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EPISODE 79: Final Destination 5

Your hosts are back at it again this week, slurping up that good good horror movie comfort food that is the Final Destination franchise. Topics include: lesbian communes, Grinchdick, communist affirmations, young, dumb, and full of cum, plot contrivances, logic contrivances, and soooo much more!Support us on Patreon!

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EPISODE 78: Frozen

It’s a truly groundbreaking story told by Disney, in which neither princess goes home with a prince and it’s just about the bond between two sisters. Join us this week as we talk about the seminal animated classic, Frozen! We’ll talk about all the songs, recount our favorite jok-hm? Oh, what’s that? ……folks, I’ve been informed that our movie this week is a DIFFERENT Frozen, about some asshole college kids stuck on a ski lift. Whatever, sure, that works too.Sorry this is a short one, we’re both sick as shit!In addition to powder-covered mountains, we also discussed Patreon Changes, Chekov’s…

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EPISODE 77: Pontypool

Sorry we said Dog Cum so much.RECOMMENDATIONS:Murder on the Orient Expressof hospitals by children eating birdsOrphan BlackIntro/outro music courtesy of friend of the show Satah! Check out their music here!Check out Matt on tumblr, Twitter, and his podcast Elite Full Restore!Support us on Patreon!

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EPISODE 76: Cube

Hey folks! We’re trapped in a weird array of cubes, any chance you could help us out? Watch your step, some of ’em are trapped – Paul ate shit on a spike a few rooms back. Anyways, pull up a chair, let’s sit down and talk about Cube! Join us as we get into the kitchen, talk to mom, and say some of the worst words we’ve ever said on this podcast!In addition to the boxy hell that is Cube, we also discussed Chef Luna (here’s her recipe!), Dax Shepardverse, Horrible Cunnilingus Analogies (PLEASE SKIP), Crapitalism, Sans Undertale, Kid Nation,…

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EPISODE 75: Tag

Friend of the show Saf has decided to join us to discuss the most esoteric and heartfelt gorefest that we may have ever seen, in our lives? Anyways a bus full of people get sliced in half hamburger-style and it’s incredibly good. Let’s talk about it!Also, thanks for sticking with us through this rough release schedule as of late, we’ve been living hectic experiences for the past while, but we should be all set in a few weeks’ time! Thanks for your patience – y’all are the best. Additionally, sorry for the bad audio quality, we had to record via…

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EPISODE 74: Creep 2

Hey, you wanna come out to an isolated place in the woods and film your favorite podcast hosts again? Well good news, we’ve got $1,000 and a sharp knife for you! Unrelated, we watched Creep 2 this week, and it was extremely good! Join us on this journey!In addition to Creep 2, your hosts also discussed Spam Defense, A Special Announcement, Smoothie Chat, Our Types, Daaron, The Ultimate Comedy of Describing Vines, and Some Rankings!RATINGS: On a scale of zero to 5 Saras Which Love Their Juicy Fruit, your hosts had the following to say: LUNA: 4.5 – no, 5…

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EPISODE 73: The Wailing

This week, Blair and Luna take a pallet cleanser following Schloktober by watching and talking about a good movie this week. Imagine that! This week, we talk about The Wailing, a 2016 Korean horror movie about cops and demons!Topics include Bad Discourse, Ready Player One with zombies, what if it was Jason Vore-hees, you know, like vore instead of Voor, like, what if it was that instead of Voorhees, I just think that’s a really funny joke, I don’t know about you but I think we should all spend a really long time thinking about Jason Vore-hees.RECOMMENDATIONS:Last Podcast on the…

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EPISODE 72: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

As Schlocktober comes to an end, we welcomed back good friends of the show, The Brotherhood Without Manners join us to talk about Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Join us, Brooks, and Eddy, as we talk about a movie that really doesn’t quite deliver on the promise made by the title!In addition to this lie of a movie, we also discuss Weed Plot Holes, The Bye Bye Man Official Video Game, Very Funnie Jigsaw Talk, Jason VOREhees, Jim Opinions, A Depressing Lonely Island Tangent, Tim Allen’s Real-Ass Name, and A The Mask Revelation.On a scale of 0…

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