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S4E20 – Clown Suit Chrysalis

What’s up fellow teens? Jordan, here! Sam is on vacation this week and made the mistake of leaving me in charge of editing/uploading the podcast. We’re talking about Season 4 Episode 20 (nice) of the Secret Life of the American Teenager. Mysteriously titled: Strange Familiar…and it’s a weird one! It’s an episode full of TV dad metamorphoses, realistic french accents, lightweight boxes, and relationship riddles. This week, we have a mysterious, finger-sucking quandary. Your pizza is ready!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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102 – microwaved beer

we’re enjoying a heaping helping of Season 1, Episode 17, …In Translation. this implies “Lost” in Translation. like the movie! we provide mostly some helpful differences between the 2003 oscar-nominated film and this episode of Lost. we also talk about when Jin golf out of anger, is mean to his wife, and then everyone decides to be racist for a day. and don’t forget about the time Jin agreed to become an enforcer for his mob father-in-law!!this will be our last episode for a little while — we’re taking a break for the month of august, so we can be…

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1.17 – Full Offence to Adolf Hitler

Break time is over, sports fans! We actually talk a lot about music at the top of this one. (Tangents? On a podcast?! My word!) But fear not, we resume our dizzying climb to the top of the bracket in short order. This time around, we talk about the limitations of charm, the value of human experiences, and our relationship with good ol’ QT. We also field some viewer mail for good measure.This week’s matchups:Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind v. Kill Bill Vol. 1 Terminator 2: Judgment Day v. Catch Me If You Can–See the bracket [SPOILERS AHEAD] Drop…

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4 – Earth is Big (2000)

The fourth album by Logan Whitehurst (the first with the Junior Science Club) is a mark of transition in Logan’s producing and songwriting abilities. Owen and Conner talk not only about the tracks, but what was occurring around this time that resulted in this album standing out in the Logan discography.

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54: Epic Atheist DESTROYS Egyptian Priestess With FACTS And LOGIC

Kaiba and Ishizu face off! Who will win in this dueling blimp of ideas, the Epic Atheist CEO or the Egyptian Priestess who can see the future? The answer may surprise you. Also, Marik wants a cool motorcycle and we find out how this is a metaphor for being gay."Intermission" music by Kevin MacLeodFeaturing Elliott, Dan, and ArgylePoG Twitter, Tumblr, and DiscordCheck out Noisespace and The Orange Groves!

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14 – Mobile Clout Clinic

The penguin of Tencent is still holding a season 2 release date hostage, but this episode ruled, so it’s fine, probably. Zombies are rising, cultivators are ginding, “someone” is getting that bad vibes bamboo, your hosts are inventing new emojis, IRL straight dudes are getting brutally straightbaited, and nobody in vampire times China is angry or threatened about any of it.Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: The Mars Volta – Cassandra GeminiNoisespace | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

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S1E1 – Pablo Honey (We Gotta Get Real Freaky and Real Creepy)

Nicky Flowers (@yiffpolice) has never listened to Radiohead. Meys (@echovessel) has. Picking Up Something Good is a limited event prestige podcast from Noise Space and neo-detritus where Nicky and Meys will run through all of Radiohead’s output, album by album.We’re starting off with 1993’s Pablo Honey, a real freaky and real creepy album. Also: PUSG: Origins, baby covers, Thom’s Corner.

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47 – Kyle MacCucklan

Welcome to the Natasha show where we love Natasha and hate all the other characters! This week the girls are haunted by rElAtIoNsHiP kArMa and they all deserve it, especially Carrie. Our episode is season 3 episode 17, What Goes Around Comes Around. And fuck dude, it sure does! Trey gets cucked, Carrie finds catharsis in making Natasha feel like shit, and we discuss which Mario Kart characters the girls would main.

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S4E19 – I’m Gonna Throw You off This Building

WARNING: This episode contains a lot of very bad voices. Have you ever wanted to know what we think Lois Griffin sounds like? If so, you’re going to hate this episode, because it’s not good. It’s S04E19, “The Splits”! Finally, a show for teens that tackles the real issues: divorce, cigars, and fishing licenses. What more could you want? This week, it’s time to T-pose in the kitchen! We should go.Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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72 – Down With The Clown

HKIPGTD would like to welcome our newest host, Val! The gang discusses our favourite invertebrate, Nancy Pelosi, how Richard Spencer clearly wasn’t punched hard enough, the inherent dehumanization and wage theft present in low-wage labour and imposed colonial pressures in the modern day. All fun stuff! We also briefly lose our god damn minds when finding out about Cory Booker’s brother, Cary Booker, which took over conversation so completely that not even being mad about Game of Thrones Emmy’s could dislodge it.At around 38 minutes, Caroline’s mic exploded mid-sentence so we just picked up with a different topic upon her…

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