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EPISODE 50: Orange Julius Is The Illuminati

If you see a less caffeinated version of this episode walking around, let us know so we can join forces. Until then, let me introduce you to the evil (?) twin: a full hour of someone audibly using a fidget spinner kicked off by someone else saying “Teens Lit AF”. It’s Animorphs book 32, The Separation, and the hosts are… of two minds about it. Bwomp bwooooompIn addition to a truly iconic cover, we discuss: I’ve Become Superhuman For Finding Fucking Ingredients, Rachel’s Astrological Chart, Orange Julius Androids, and Gut CheckReferenced media: We Fooled The Internet w/ Fake Justin Bieber…

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37: Honda get Honda

Who would win in a fight: one Obelisk, or three Exodias? Hopefully you have accrued enough knowledge of this mind-sport that you know the correct answer, which is the third option: Friendship! We're nearly at the start of Battle Shitty, so put on your weirdest outfits and meet us at the town square! It's time to race for pinks! Watching: Episodes 54 & 55 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring: Dan, Max, and Sarah PoG Twitter, Tumblr, and Discord Check out Noise Space and The Orange Groves!

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83 – the northern passage

it’s Pilot Part 2 this week!! remember the start of the show? the gang is still raw from a Plane Crash and Sawyer is very racist. Boone and Shannon are here too, remember them? a mountain is tall, a crew assembles, a hike occurs… and tensions flare!! meanwhile we roast landlords everywhere, remember lyrics, consider “Bad Weed”, and figure out a theory about where exactly the island might just be in. it’s our favourite island ever, baby!

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1.10 – I Plan My Goofs Out in Advance

This episode features three celebrated auteurs from three different countries, and a fourth guy who thought making The Godfather twice as long and ten time more impenetrable was a good idea. And also some digressive NSFW goofiness off the top because Isabelle will make “melt Derek’s brain at the top of the show” a bit come hell or high water.This week’s matchups: A Separation v. The Elephant Man Seven Samurai v. Gangs of Wasseypur—See the bracket [SPOILERS AHEAD] Drop us a line: [email protected] Follow us on Twitter: @middlebrowpod Follow Isabelle on Twitter: @spacejamfan Follow Derek on Twitter: @derek_g

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EPISODE 133: Possession (1981)

Welcome back, y’all! After a month of thoughtful meditation and furry conventions, Sara’s returned with former guest and friend of the show Alex to talk about 1981’s ~controversial horror piece~ Possession! Get ready to roam the subway station while listening to your hosts cover topics such as: What Morrissey Might Look Like, The Movie Where Willem Dafoe Gets His Dick Cut Off, Straight Couples With Shared Tinder Accounts, and Another Fursona!RECOMMENDATIONS:Megan Thee StallionColoring Book – Chance the RapperIntro and outro music done by Satah; you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online! Editing done by Blair Kitsch; you can…

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33 – My Little Cumrag

I hope you’re ready for the titty tally to fly off the charts, because this week’s tits and bush count was out of this world. This week we’re discussing season 3 episode 3, Attack of the 5’10” Woman, which surprisingly has little to no attacking. We’re finally blessed with a Miranda plot sans class traitor Steve, and it’s extremely good! We also discuss our Natasha headcanons, figure out which Beyonce songs are best to bone to, and give all our love to women of every height possible.

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57 – Women Be Anthony

Remember the dress? Well, now it’s for gamers. But now instead of black and blue, we’re red and nude about Professor Deals. Please pull up a tactical gaming chair and join Roy, Sam, and Sara for a normal one on this week’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! #FREEROYFeaturing Sara, Roy (punished), and Sam Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Calum Bowen – Snipperclips Main Theme

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82 – grookey fans only

after our much anticipated Gamer’s Corner, we consider another episode of Lost, and it’s Season 3, Episode 23, Through the Looking Glass (Part 2). hurley drives a car, jack punches a foe, tom fires a gun, and alex ties up a dad. and in the past… the future arrives! meanwhile we wonder how to drive and think about better names for oceans. have a good thursday everybody, you’ve earned it

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EPISODE 49: Beatrix Potter Characters Don’t Real; Cryptids Might Real

It’s a sleepy pod, baby! Cuddle on in for some relaxing bedtime discussion of Animorphs book thirty-one, The Conspiracy. Note: in this case, we assume that you prefer your lullabies to be full of children experiencing trauma.In addition to parents constantly being in peril, we discuss: 2b28, Ow My Baby Hand, Tiger Tiddies, Transgenderism Is Lit, and Beatrix Potter Knows Something We Don’t Know

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36: Pod of Grert

These were some weird ones! First, we get an episode-long lore dump. Then, we get a DDR dance battle! Talk about tonal whiplash! Fret not, duelists, for the good word of Grert will shine down upon us all and bring us everlasting peace. Praise be to Grert. All is Grert. Watching: Episodes 50 & 51 of Yu-Grert-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring: Dan, Max, Sarah, and special Grert Scout! Check out Original Character Do Not Steal and Unlimited Blade Jerks! PoG Twit-grert, Tumbl-grert, and Disc-grert Grert

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