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EPISODE 39: Rivals-To-Lovers Or Animorphs Is Dead To Me

We janked up the timeline by skipping books and we’re getting picked off of the show one-by-one as we accidentally unborn ourselves in our attempts to go back and fix the error. Uh-oh! With The Andalite Chronicles, we’re hopping all the way back to before the story even began, now with the baggage of loving these children way too much.In addition to loving Andalites so goddamn much, we discuss: Improvised Burlesque Floor Routines, Are There Literally Any Andalite Women?, Ax Would Eat A Cat, Andalite Culture Is: Being Kind Of A Dumbass, Do Andalites Purr?, Andalites Better Purr, There Are…

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66 – l. ron cupboard

we watch Season 1 Episode 7, The Moth, and it’s all about Charlie’s rockstar lifestyle!! meanwhile, in the present, Charlie struggles with addiction by causing a cave in. we also talk a little bit about the difference between the Maritimes and the rest of Canada, and discuss some Simpsons rumours that have been floating around. thanks as always for listening!

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16: NYEGHEGHEGHEGHEGHEGHEGHHHH

BIG NEWS! IT'S YU-GI-OH! That is, actual, factual, silky-smooth Yu-Gi-Oh! The one you remember! The one on Crunchyroll and Netflix! It's just as wild and wonderful as we all remember. Come join us as we (well, half of us) complain about the absolutely horrifying pubescent voice of Yugi, make far too many evil laughs, and gush about the incomparable fashion sense of the one and only Maximillion Pegasus, after whom Max was named. Watching: Season 1, episodes 1 & 2 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring: Argyle, Dan, Sarah, and Max PoG Twitter PoG Tumblr One last thing: Y'all heard about...…

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EPISODE 116: My Bloody Valentine 3D

SCHLOCKTOBER IS UPON US. SCHLOCKTOBER IS ALL. WE HAVE BEEN SUBSUMED BY THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE ALL KNOWING SCHLOCKTOBER. DEATH TO FEARBAITING; LONG LIVE THE NEW POD.*coughs* And, uh, friend of the show Alex Charles is here to pop off the new season with our buddy Dean Winchester in My Bloody Valentine 3D! Join us as we discuss pussy-out looks, Pick-Axe-Man Disease, aaaall of the dimensions, Noobz (2012), eggs, and so much more nonsense!Big big HUGE shout out and thanks to our very dear friend Satah for mixing us a new intro/outro for the holiday! Check out more…

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12 – I Love Big Dick

Folks, we’ve made it through a whole season of wacky sexcapades and ’90s antics. And this season finale? It’s Big. Big like Mr Big, but also big like Big Dicks. Get it? Like our funny episode title! Carrie is being Carrie, Miranda is dating a catholic, and Samantha has a BIG dealbreaker. We also talk about Halloween costumes, and Alex learns about Canadian headgear. Time to take a long shower to wash away our sins before season 2!

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S3E8 – Clean and Clear Presents: The Embryo Controversy

Hey, teens. Are you feeling tired? Does your skin suck? Well, have we got the podcast for you! It’s S03E08, “The Sounds of Silence”, and we’re joined by Lauren from HKIPGTD to talk about our favorite Clean & Clear products, and also the episode! Madison and Lauren have some questionable plans and Ben decides he needs to be more like Ross from Friends, and that all sucks, but at least we get one truly pure, nice scene from Brenda for once! This week, Sam and Jordan sell out. Shoutout to J Squad!Sam | Jordan | Lauren Patreon | Discord

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6 – Death on the Rocks

This Bi Week on My Podcabbages, Summer and Noah explore Katara’s social skills, oh worm?, rock-based dadaism, and other elements from the sixth episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.Music by Noah. Art by Summer.

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40 – BKIPGTD

Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about.Featuring Caroline, Linus, Patrick, and SamMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenGabriel Gundacker – Zendaya is MeecheeTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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65 – a fare a day

welcome back! it’s Season 4 Episode 2, Confirmed Dead this week. we meet the Freighter Crew as they arrive to the island, including Faraday, Miles, Charlotte, and you KNOW we gotta have Dirty Shirty Frank!! the gang, meanwhile, is split about whether these bozos wanna help ’em or hurt ’em. we finally realize that this is a show that is for smart people only, so if you don’t know about a big number, sorry!! you’ll have to delete this podcast and not listen to it.

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HKIPGTD Mailbag – September 2018

Topics of discussion include: Pickle Rick, owning Susan Sarandon, Dril tweets, bringing back the guillotine and us not knowing a god damn thing, including how say our own acronym.Featuring Caroline, Sam and Matt.Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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