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EPISODE 110: Funny Games U.S.

This week, Sara is taking a break, but Blair brings on Robin Zeno to be complicit in the violence in Funny Games (2007)! Your loss, Sara! Topics include: Brief other-film diversions, Galaxy-Braining, Twinkish Murderboyfriends, Special Tools That Will Help Us Later, and Generally Nerding Out About Horror!Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

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37 – Cruising (1980)

Bust out your best leather and make sure your hanky is in the right pocket! This time around, the guys (including a hoarser-than-usual Derek) take a look at William Friedkin’s much-maligned S&M police thriller Cruising. Also, Juan describes his ideal gay bar theme night, and Derek shouts out the non-film career of Karen Allen.This episode’s recommendations:HeatAngels in America

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6 – Poop Titties 4

Welcome to Ariana Grande fan hour! This week we’re talking about Secret Sex, episode 6 of Sex and the City. It’s a huge milestone episode – Carrie finally goes on her first real date with Big, and we hate it. In fact, we hate it so much that we keep getting distracted with other important topics, like The Americans on FX, Sweetener (buy now on iTunes!!), and OkCupid weirdos. Get ready for a good spanking!

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S3E2 – The Cloonification of George Clooney by the Coward George Clooney

Great news: this show finally made Jordan violently ill! This week, we’re holding ourselves together as best we can while we talk about S03E02, “Accentuate the Positive”! Could this be? Is it finally the legendary good season? No! Don’t be ridiculous! This week, we’re boosting our treble. Look at this good picture!Sam | Jordan PatreonAlso, we have a Discord server now!

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Teaser: The Secret Life of the American Computer

This week on Patreon we started our new series of bonus content, The Secret Life of the American Computer! The computer-generated script is written by Sam in more or less the same way as the Botnik script for our Just Say Me episode, but with two changes: 1) some of the shorter/simpler lines are just written normally by Sam because this process takes forever otherwise, and more importantly 2) there is now fun narration written by Sam and not Botnik, describing the scenes as they play out! One episode in and the story is already getting extremely weird. If you…

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2 – Aang Just Likes to Have Fun

This week on My Podcabbages, Summer and Noah explore the purpose of boomerangs, Iroh’s sleeping habits, Zuko’s hygiene, and other elements from the second episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.Music by Noah. Art by Summer.

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EPISODE 36: These Children Do Not Watch David Letterman

After an epidemic of laptop foibles, we’re back to discuss book twenty-one, The Threat. Some of us are certainly having our patience threatened by a certain newcomer to the series. Who has opinions about birds? Who has opinions about what instruments the children would play? WHO is the DAVID of this PODCAST???In addition to a detailed list of seagull grievances, we discuss: This Podcast Is Just Hereditary, Wawa Taxes, Chuck & Stevenen: Gamer Boyz, You Can’t Press Charges Against A Bird, A Sad Version of The Onceler, You Know When You Kick So Hard You Explode

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34 – Literally About A Dog

CW: discussion of transphobic violence towards children from 20:00-24:33The Canada Gang + Patrick sit down this week to discuss all sorts of wonderful (read: terrible) things going on in the world, such as: Elon’s Wild Ride, Nazi’s try and fail to organize again, The first major-party transgender gubernatorial candidate in US history, Our funny president doing slurs and eating secrets, Aretha Franklin (Sad), Tom Perez (Mad), and Chris Hardwick (Bad). It’s my first time editing so if anything sounds bad it was an artistic choice.Featuring Evan, Linus, Matt, and PatrickMusic used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Neil Cicierega – SmoothTumblr |…

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11: Teen CEO of the Month/GRANDPA DEATH PIT

Hey, the episodes are Good again this week!! We meet a soft and handsome friend and take him to the arcade, but then get coaxed into a snafoo by the literal actual real-life legit Bruce Lee. All THIS on top of Grandpa getting kidnapped so that Ultimate Drama Queen Seto Kaiba could promote his public death games?!!!?? I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare. Featuring: Dan, who explains Sonic and SCPs to Sarah extremely well Sarah’s Bruce Lee cosplay video Chip n Ironicus gextra life 2017

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best of the best

hey folks! james and bean took a little vacation so guess what — here’s a lovely little supercut of some of our favourite jokes over the year. we’re nearly at the halfway point of the dang show and that’s hard to believe, and so we figured this condensed nonsense might serve a finer entry point than 59 episodes of nonsense. we hope you’ve enjoyed the ride so far, and guess what — there’s still so much of the television show Lost to watch! Lost is a show about a plane that says “Hello”

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