Prime Cuts

Folks, the show was good and fun this week! The kids get sucked into a vaporwave album cover by Sideways and see all sorts of insane shit, and then the worlds most fucked up looking guy arrives to take tactical command of the Decepticons. Oh and also his name is THRUST. So come join us as we roast the shit out of this weird posh squidhead this week on PRIME CUTS. Noise Space | Discord

Have you ever wondered what Eddy from Ed Edd n Eddy would sound like giving an impassioned cry for peace and understanding in the middle of a war zone? Well, now you know! This week Megatron displays a startling amount of competency, and immediately throws it all away by trying to beat Starscream to death and getting absolutely bamboozled by his resident super trustworthy guy Sideways. And I'm sure this will have absolutely no damaging psychological effects on Starscream AT ALL! No siree. Noise Space | Discord

This is an episode full of HARD GUYS doing HARD STUFF. We get a new cast member, who is obviously COOL and SUPER HARD. We got a new Mini-Con weapon which is a REALLY HARD shield. We got an old man over here who goes HARD AS HELL while the animation completely falls apart around him (hey don't you know that animating flight is HARD?!) Oh, and Sparkplug speaks english, which is mostly just kinda creepy and weird. This week on Prime Cuts, ALL THESE GUYS ARE HARD. Noise Space | Discord

Wow, a kid named Shaun being in grave danger around a bunch of construction equipment while his dad repeatedly yells his name? Somebody add "plagiarizing transformers anime" to David Cage's long long list of crimes. Also we get to know our new grumpy grandpa Scavenger, Carlos reveals the true depths of his stupidity, and Megatron beats the shit out of his troops for literally no raisin. Everybody grab your controllers and Press X to Shaun, but watch out for Hot Shot's secret sleeper spank technique! Noise Space | Discord

It's a revolving door of allegiances this week as Sideways "shockingly" reveals himself to be a turncoat, Scavenger shockingly reveals himself to be a double agent, and Megatron gaslights the fuck out of his own troops for fun. Also have you ever wondered what Pokemon the cast of Armada would be, or if the Decepticons were at all involved in 9/11? Good news, we have answers for you! Keep up, Turbonerds. Noise Space | Discord

It's a wild one this week as Armada shifts into full macguffin finding gear. We get two new additions to the cast, an anime sword duel, a CONSPICUOUS MOTORCYCLE_,_ and further proof that people in New York do not give a SHIT about giant robots standing around. Also, have you been wondering 'Gee, how do these robots fuck'? Well good news! Audrey will tell you all about it. Come for the badass bulldozer boys, stay to figure out what the fuck 'getting spiked' means, it's Prime Cuts! Noise Space | Discord

This week on Prime Cuts: Armada finally figures out what a plot is and decides to have one, Rad receives a huge loredump from Optimus, we question the stealth capabilities of 40 foot tall tank robots, Red Alert proves to be a grade A sicko, and everybody is after a Very Cool Sword. Also Starscream has a very bad day. Again. Noise Space | Discord

This week the show finally develops a plot beyond "find some guys" as we get some lore on these Mini-Con weapons from a long dead Atlantean Princess, whom the boys have a huge crush on of course. We also hear Alexis' thoughts on infrastructure planning, get menaced by a New York sewer crane, and tack another near death experience onto these poor kids. Optimus you GOTTA hire a babysitter or something, man. Noise Space | Discord

Grab your Touch Tone Telephones listeners, because we're diving into some ancient aliens this this week on Transformers Armada. Also, Optimus, my man, my guy, we GOTTA talk about you bringing a bunch of 12 year olds onto the battlefield. It's just not viable dude. You KNOW Megatron has the Child Torture Orb in his back pocket. On this week's episode learn all about Egyptian spider droids, the diplomatic capabilities of potato chips, and a lizard that shoots blood out of its face! Noise Space | Discord

Transformers Armada is a land of contrasts. Sometimes you get an episode where a character's ambitions and goals are fulfilled in a satisfying way and our heroes fight to uphold the safety of nature. Other times you get a fucking clownshow about carnival hi jinks. This week hear all about Starscream having a good time for once, Rad's surprising turn as an environmentalist, Hot Shot itching to shoot a gun at Billy and Fred, and the creation of a brand new carnival-ride based combiner team straight from the minds of your hosts. Noise Space | Discord