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It’s the tenth ham!! Thanks for sticking with us, friends!This week: PM travels unexpectedly with an unexpected window. Rose discovers the meteor situation is suspiciously well-organized. Hussie makes a Gushers joke but it’s in pretty bad taste. We warned you about stairs, bro. Pages 2770 to 2809. Also this week, but with bullet points:The ominous console Rose stumbles upon. Hypergothic architecture in a dark kingdom. In the cathedral rather than the eyeliner sense. [note: this link is lost to time] We go on, like, a ten-minute tangent about the attention spans and orthographic pragmatics of digital natives.Next week is Episode…

It’s a new episode in a new Act! 2 down, 4 to go. (This one’s Act 3.) Look alive!This week: It’s Jade! A bubbly oracle with a bent for remarkably dangerous hobbies. Meanwhile, Rose discovers a big pulsating underground server grid, Jade receives our first in-story trolling, and Dave gets wrecked by a literal puppet. Pages 2660 to 2769.Here’s a bunch of other stuff that comes up:Listen to Jade’s homemade music on page 2730.A YouTube upload of “[S] Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline.”Read the line “Jade is beginning to regret breaking the fourth wall for this ill advised escapade”…

So, we actually finish Act 2 in this one.This week: We find out where WV really is, and who was there a long time before him (if you look carefully). Alien monuments do their thing. Pumpkins travel through time and space. Bro’s face is revealed, sort of. Curtains fall and we read a weird note. Pages 2624 through 2659.There’s also:The Squirtle whose shades Bro is absolutely ripping off.A YouTube upload of “[S] WV: Ascend.” You’re going to want to pause and scrub through this one!The song from “[S] WV: Ascend.” is “Explore” by George Buzinkai, arranged by Michael Guy Bowman.Next…

It’s almost the end of Act 2!!This week: John does alchemy. Cantown is born. Carapace anatomy is confusing, GG is adorable, and the workflow of hypothetical postal workers is discussed at length. In other words, we read pages 2514 to 2623.In addition:YouTube upload of “[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point in the building.” Scrub and freeze-frame to your heart’s content.The song from that flash is subtitled “Dave Owns”. Really. (It’s by Robert Blaker.)An awesome, level-headed (but vaguespoilery) biological discussion of carapace people by tumblr user luzerna.Next week, we finish Act 2! Our beloved Mayo[r] makes a paradox, names a…

We’re back! Still reading Homestuck, which is still a big, sprawling, free-to-read multimedia comic-esque work of fiction by one Andrew Hussie.This week we read pages 2411 to 2513 – in which John apparently becomes a man, Rose writes a lovely poem about puppet dong, and a weird, protracted Saw parody begins.For your reference, entertainment and/or edification:The Buster Sword is preposterousSistertime PodcastPostgame of ThronesTwin Peaks Rewatch PodcastNext week: we read pages 2514 to 2659, in which John learns alchemy (for real this time, I checked), WV messes with some big weird science, and we reach the end of Act 2!Ask us…

This is Episode 5 of the Hamsteak Podcast! We read and talk about Homestuck, a webcomic by Andrew Hussie, which you can read for free at www.mspaintadventures.com. (This one’s a little late – thanks for your patience!)This week we read pages 2306 to 2410 – in which we first meet Lil’ Cal (yikes), find out where where John and his house went (kind of), and finally learn the point of the game… almost.Other stuff from the ep:End of Ze World, an ancient treasure from the pre-Youtube Dark AgesWhat if Bro and Dave were horrifying quasi-vaporwave memes?The MSPA Wiki, a great…

Welcome to Episode 4 of Hamsteak Podcast! We read and talk about Homestuck, a webcomic by Andrew Hussie, which you can read for free at www.mspaintadventures.com.This week we read pages 2209 to 2305 – in which we finally meet TG, and the atrocity of a comic he’s created. And we answer our very first listener question!Other stuff from the ep:Aphrodite x Hephaestus OTP, fatally skewered by Wikipedia, always canon in Lydia’s heart.Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff #1 (introduced on page 2226)The Lalonde Refrigerator Arms Race (begins page 2265)Next week: we read pages 2306 to 2410 – in which Rose defiles…

Welcome to Episode 3 of Hamsteak Podcast! We read and talk about Homestuck, a webcomic by Andrew Hussie, which you can read for free at www.mspaintadventures.com.This week we read pages 2148 to 2207 – the beginning of Act 2!John “texting” on page 2168 vs. Flint “typing” in Cloudy with a Chance of MeatballsFallingwater (Alex called it “Waterfall”), by Frank Lloyd Wright, which Rose’s house is based on.Octopus Pie by Meredith GranYour hosts have been Alex and Lydia.Find the show on Twitter! Find the show on Tumblr! Find the show on LinkedIn! (Just kidding) E-mail the show at [email protected] music: “Showtime…

Welcome to Episode 2 of Hamsteak Podcast! We read and talk about Homestuck, a webcomic by Andrew Hussie, which you can read for free at www.mspaintadventures.com.This week we read pages 2001 through 2147 (the end of Act 1!) and leave you with a cliffhanger…First page of this week: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002001Apologies in advance for the scuffling noises in the background. They should be gone from here on out!Mentioned on the show:The More You Nerd podcast, episode 89Rose’s octo-lady (squidmaid?) wallpaperYour hosts have been Alex and Lydia.Find the show on Twitter! Find the show on Tumblr! Find the show on Serious Business (jk…