Sam

Sam (he/him)
		Sam is a regular guy who likes eatin’ games, drinkin’ sites, and hangin’ posts. “Nothing wrong with that!” you say, smiling so big as you read about him.	Shows: • Juergen’ It • Zero to Zero • Kyle X Why? • Sounds About Light • Doctor Huh

Juergen' It

S7E4 – Amy Get Your Gun

Well, here we are. After 145 episodes, we have finally arrived at the greatest thing ever written by anyone. It's chapters 15-21 of My Remake Of, where you all finally learn what Sam has been keeping to himself all this time. A series of chapters so wonderful, we recorded the episode at 11 AM because we couldn't bear to wait. This week, we're getting into badrickification. "It's good!" Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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September 19, 2020

Zero to Zero

S1E9 – Mr. Mitzvah’s Dick Smasher

Oops! Uh oh! We thought season 3 was good but it turns out if you take a rotten brown apple and apply a lovely coat of beautiful expensive red paint, you still get sick when you take a bite. In fact, the paint would probably make it worse! This is a metaphor for how it feels to watch season 2 episode 3 of WWTBAS: it looks so much like a real show that it hurts all that much more when you see what unacceptable horrors Stan has in store for his poor helpless victims who just wanted to run around…

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September 17, 2020

Juergen' It

S7E3 – OUR SON DIED?! :(

GOOD NEWS! This week we're reading chapters 9-13 of My Remake Of, and we've finally arrived at one of the funniest lines in the entire fanfic, and perhaps the entirety of fanfic in general. ElizabethAndVictoria has truly outdone herself this week, and by ElizabethAndVictoria I of course mean special Intimate and Violent Things guest writer Margo. This week, we're doing an instanding Irish accent. Thank god it's almost over! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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September 12, 2020

Zero to Zero

S1E8 – Bee Attitude 🎷🐝

Okay, first of all, I want to apologize in advance for all the bee puns. I tried to stop it, but it just kept happening. I didn't try very hard, but I did try, so now you can't bee mad about it! Anyway, it's season 2 episode 2. It's the makeover episode! But wait, you say, wouldn't it be a waste to get rid of all these cool costumes? Yes! It would! Don't worry, Stan has a special trick up his sleeve to make the new costumes absolutely necessary. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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September 10, 2020

Juergen' It

S7E2 – Intimate and Violent Things

Hey, remember in the last fanfic where Amy was in labor for like 15 chapters? Well, it's episode 2 of My Remake Of and Amy has the baby in this one. Wow! The pacing of it! We're reading chapters 3-8 and boy do they go by in a flash. This podcast will be over before we know it, but we're enjoying it while it lasts. This week, we've got a special guest writer for the really messed up stuff. Come on in, Margo! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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September 5, 2020

Zero to Zero

S1E7 – Don’t Wear Glasses, Don’t Go to College

Welcome to season 2! We've got eight beautiful episodes produced with a budget of eight beautiful dollars, which in both cases is two more than last season. How will a 25% increase in resources help the show? Quite a bit, it turns out! It's actually pretty alright, despite three of our ten contestants being uhhhhhh. You'll see! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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September 3, 2020

Juergen' It

S7E1 – Pregual AF

Good rnorning! The final season begins! We're rounding out our podcast with a beautiful fanfic called "My remake of: The Secret Life of the American Teenager" by Wattpad user ElizabethandVictoria, starting with the very long chapter 1 and the not as long chapter 2. We begin immediately after Amy's high school graduation, and boy, she has some things to say about the choices she made in the Secret Life finale! This week, we have no chance and no chonce. Thanks, jeffslil[redacted]! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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August 29, 2020

Zero to Zero

S1E6 – Feedback Busts It Open

Hey kids, stop watching Dog Vision Live, it's time for the season 1 finale of Who Wants to Be a Superhero! Don't worry about changing the channel, Stan will take care of that for you! In this surprisingly low-action, low-drama, low-stakes finale, we mostly just hang out at Stunts Camp and then go to a party at CityWalk. At least there's some very good 2006 CGI along the way! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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August 27, 2020

Juergen' It

S6E21 – Canadian Thinking Voice

It's done! We finish season 6 of Juergen' It with chapters 56-58 of Together Forever, plus chapter 1 (of 1) of the sequel, ironically titled Moving On. What a ride it's been! So what if all of the drama and intrigue created over the past several chapters may as well have never happened? We had fun, and that's what matters. This week, Amy is piercing eyes. Next week, the final season begins!!! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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August 22, 2020

Zero to Zero

S1E5 – Punch the Hidden Nazi

The superheroes are going back to school! We're joined by Alec, the Human Porch himself, to discuss episode 5 which is allegedly titled "The Rise and Fall of the Superhero Empire". How will the superheroes fare against a bunch of children? Probably very well! Also, the show finally figures out its stupid theme on episode 5 of 6! Well, better late than never! Sam | Val | Gigalithic | Alec Twitter

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August 20, 2020

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