Sam

Put the kids to bed, because this is Juergen’ It After Dark. That’s right, the boys are going to sin city… Bologna, Italy. You know what they say about Bologna, right? No? Well, you will soon enough, because we’re talking about S02E04, “Ciao”, and the forbidden Italian sex acts they WON’T teach you in slut school. Also, Sam airs out his kangaroo grievances. This week, all you need is love. (Beatles!)Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Brendaheads, grab your bathrobes! It’s time for S02E03, “Par for the Course”! The very sad funeral arc is coming to a close and then we can finally move on with our lives and probably never talk about Marshall again for the rest of the show. But things aren’t all tears and limousines this week – we also get to see Ben get slapped in the face! Hooray! This week, we’re going to eXtreme Teen Heaven. Don’t forget to eat a condom!Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Bens, Rubens, countrymen, lend me your ears; we come to bury Marshall, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their boners; So let it be with Marshall. In other words, we’re here to talk about S02E02, “What’s Done Is Done”. I know I’m mixing up my Shakespeare references, I don’t care. The death toll of this show keeps climbing as Sam makes a joke that kills himself and Jordan. This week, we premiere the “Fallin’ In Love” nightcore remix. It’s…Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

We did it! We survived an entire season of this show! Finally, here we are, talking about S01E23, “And Unto Us, a Child Is Born”. It’s here! We have a baby! But who cares about that, when there’s drama to be had about… Jack and Alice? And Ricky and Adrian? Wait, sorry, that can’t be right. These must be my notes from eleven episodes ago. Anyway, if you’ve ever wanted to hear Sam scream Naruto/SLOAT crossover fan fiction, you’ve come to the right place. This week, the music budget is back, sort of! Welcome to Bensa!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan –…

Oh, uh, hey. Sorry, I don’t really know what to say here. This week, we’re watching S01E22, “One Night at Band Camp”, and I guess the writers forgot to have a plot. Normally this is where I’d describe a few plot points but there kind of weren’t any this time around. This week, uh, I don’t know. See you next week!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit