Sam

Sam (he/him)
		Sam is a regular guy who likes eatin’ games, drinkin’ sites, and hangin’ posts. “Nothing wrong with that!” you say, smiling so big as you read about him.	Shows: • Juergen’ It • Zero to Zero • Kyle X Why? • Sounds About Light • Doctor Huh

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S2E2 – The Decline of the Western Roman Benpire

Bens, Rubens, countrymen, lend me your ears; we come to bury Marshall, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their boners; So let it be with Marshall. In other words, we’re here to talk about S02E02, “What’s Done Is Done”. I know I’m mixing up my Shakespeare references, I don’t care. The death toll of this show keeps climbing as Sam makes a joke that kills himself and Jordan. This week, we premiere the “Fallin’ In Love” nightcore remix. It’s…Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

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February 24, 2018

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10 – Are You Smarter Than a High Schooler?

We did it! Ten whole episodes! To celebrate, we discuss the Republican Wild West fantasy, Marco Rubio getting owned by teenagers, the NRA wanting no scrubs, and our milk problems. We promise not to talk about that Garfield thing anymore, and I can say that because Matt’s not here this week.Featuring Linus, Caroline, Zach, and Sam.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Rush – AnthemTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord

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February 23, 2018

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S2E1 – Huh! Breasts!

Welcome to season 2! This season really kicks things off with one heck of an episode. Here we are, joined by friend of the show Argyle Funk to talk about S02E01, “The Big One”. Let me tell you, we sure do encounter some big stuff – and I’m not just talking about Betty’s [insert funny name for breasts here]! We also get a three-second Mimsy sighting, a three-times-as-large John sighting, and a three million condoms sighting. I think that’s pretty much everything that happens! This week, the first person to reference JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure dies. It’s been fun, Argyle!Sam –…

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February 18, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

9 – Secret Patreon Garfield Comics

Hello, friends. This episode starts with an apology for how heavy the last one was, and then immediately becomes extremely heavy because we live in a nightmare world. We do our best to keep things light on this podcast as much as we can, but!!! You know!!! Fortunately, we managed to get some great goofs in about video game titties and Jon Arbuckle’s questionable but 100% canonical beverage choices. (Note: when we’re talking about Subnautica, we mistakenly refer to the Funnie Attack Helicopter Tweet as being from the lead developer – we meant sound designer. Whoops!)Featuring Luna, Evan, Matt, Patrick,…

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February 16, 2018

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S1E23 – And Unto Us, a Child Is Bort

We did it! We survived an entire season of this show! Finally, here we are, talking about S01E23, “And Unto Us, a Child Is Born”. It’s here! We have a baby! But who cares about that, when there’s drama to be had about… Jack and Alice? And Ricky and Adrian? Wait, sorry, that can’t be right. These must be my notes from eleven episodes ago. Anyway, if you’ve ever wanted to hear Sam scream Naruto/SLOAT crossover fan fiction, you’ve come to the right place. This week, the music budget is back, sort of! Welcome to Bensa!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan –…

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February 10, 2018

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The Secret Diary of Ashley Juergens

Hi! This isn’t our episode for this week. Friend of the show Argyle Funk reminded me that there’s a spinoff book that is a diary written in character as Ashley so I immediately purchased it and it gave me a few sample pages so I read them. Will we do more stuff with this book in the future? No idea! Enjoy!

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February 9, 2018

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S1E22 – The One Where Nothing Happens

Oh, uh, hey. Sorry, I don’t really know what to say here. This week, we’re watching S01E22, “One Night at Band Camp”, and I guess the writers forgot to have a plot. Normally this is where I’d describe a few plot points but there kind of weren’t any this time around. This week, uh, I don’t know. See you next week!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

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February 4, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

7 – Henry Krangsinger

What’s up, gamers? This week we’re talking about a variety of topics, some bad, some worse. The HKIP gang weigh in on Chelsea Manning’s weird Cernovich thing, Woody Allen defenders, and Trump’s fun Mueller problem. Also, we finally make our opinions on cops known! After that, we clear out our backlog of questions, fantasize about Joe Kennedy’s wet mouth, and decide once and for all when it’s okay for white people to say the N word.Featuring Luna, Alex, Sam, and Linus.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Kanye West – Gold DiggerTumblrTwitterFacebook

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February 2, 2018

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S1E21 – My Boyfriend’s Ex-Girlfriend’s Mom’s Ex-Husband’s Daughter’s Big Fat Simlish Baby Shower

Exciting news, everyone! It’s Titlewatch 2018 and we have finally determined the winner of the prestigious title of Worst Title! No, it’s not this episode of Juergen’ It — it’s S01E21, “Whoomp! (There It Is)”! How can you call the episode that and not even play the song? Don’t worry, we here at Juergen’ It Inc. made sure to include it, sort of. Anyway, Adrian promised Amy a baby shower and she’s about to deliver! (Get it?) This week, Amy and Ben activate Kiss Mode. Don’t interrupt.Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

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January 29, 2018

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S1E20 – One Thing About Amy You Gotta Know

Folks, here we are at another arbitrary milestone! It’s our 20th episode Twentstravaganza, and we’re joined by friend of the show Amelia Blank of Extra Credit to talk about S01E20, “Maybe Baby”. It’s a bad one. Ashley is the worst she’s ever been, and Amy is nowhere to be found. But that’s okay, because we’ve got Shailene Woodley in a guest appearance as a new and entirely different character named Amy Juergens. The range on this girl! Also, I know I say this all the time, but I think we’re finally at Good Ricky. This week, Brenda has two new…

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January 21, 2018

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