You know, last week’s episode made me think that maybe Secret Life had figured out how to come up with episode titles that are relevant to the episode itself. Guess not! This week we’re talking about S01E08, “Your Cheatin’ Heart”! Sure, why not? This was an action-packed episode, believe it or not! Lots of stuff happens. Adrian gets to work on having a storyline that doesn’t involve sex or desks, George invents a new form of advertisement, Ben embarks on a vision quest… and Ashley is here too! This week, we thoroughly fail the Bechdel test. Please don’t call security on us.