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Ep.72 – Morg The Teacher Zone (Sonic Boom TV Series)

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch the first 4 episodes of the Sonic Boom TV series! Or rather, they go off of very different listing of what the first 4 episodes are, leading to Morg and Devon having to teach Dan for once. Himbo Knuckles gets to shine. Sticks is just there. Eggman is a bad roommate. THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom (the TV series) NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic issues 33-36 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

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January 24, 2022

Prime Cuts

S1E15: Ya rascal!

Strap in for a jam packed triple episode edition of Prime Cuts as we cover Armada's only true two parter. The kids spirit away the Space Minicon Team for some Home Alone type nonsense, then Hot Shot gets a blast from the past. Also, Alexis is set down her path to become the first Gamer Girl President, we talk at length about Wheeljack's incredibly stupid weapons, make far too many Metal Gear jokes, and discuss how quickly Starscream would be arrested for fraud if he was the manager of a Cinnabon. Noise Space | Discord

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January 23, 2022

The Sonic Hustle

Ep.71 – Love Story Zone (Sonic R)

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read the lyrics of Sonic R, which are on Genius for some reason, tell the tragedy of the Sega Saturn, and weave the greatest love story ever told. THIS WEEK: Sonic R NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom (The TV series) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

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January 18, 2022

Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax

#26 – Cookies N’ Cream Your Jeans

It's time for two chocolatey treats with Diet Coke & Lilith! Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa - SonoRec (freesound.org) Tape Start - unfa (freesound.org) video_recorder_load_cassette_02 - Magedu (freesound.org) creaky door - m_marek (freesound.org) Door, Front, Closing, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Door closing, door closed - steinhyrningur (freesound.org) Door_Heavy_Reverb_Open_Close - LamaMakesMusic (freesound.org) video_recorder_eject_cassette -…

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January 18, 2022

Prime Cuts

S1E14: BIG BOY SEASON

We're all about answering BIG questions this week. What if a guy was huge? What if there were three small guys who could turn into a gun but they didn't want to be a gun? What if Thrust's head had to be censored for publication? Why did G1 Megatron keep Starscream around anyway? All these and many more BIG questions shall be answered, in a BIG way. Noise Space | Discord

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January 16, 2022

Zero to Zero

S3E14 – Continuity Win

Rejoice! In an unprecedented result, the third act of Shazam was actually the best part of the movie! Dr. Sivana is a next level creep, the foster kids are simply nice, and the villain is defeated through a clever brain play instead of the hero getting mad and punching a CGI monster harder than before. What an ending! I wonder what happened to that caterpillar though?? Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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January 12, 2022

Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax

#25 – Gummy Frottage

Diet Coke and Lilith dig in with a brand they've grown to trust and a snack that is so dangerously close to one of the worst snacks they've seen on the show! Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa - SonoRec (freesound.org) Tape Start - unfa (freesound.org) video_recorder_load_cassette_02 - Magedu (freesound.org) creaky door - m_marek…

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January 11, 2022

Zero to Zero

S3E13 – Philly Batson (Fart Noise)

We took a week off for The Holidays but we're back in 2022 to talk about the second third of Shazam! It's not terrible, but not particularly good either. Fortunately we still managed to wring two hours of discussion out of this viewing, due in no small part to Dr. Sivana fully looking like Sans. Thank god! The podcast is saved! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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January 5, 2022

Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax

#24 – The Ambassador is Cumming

Diet Coke and Lilith have themselves a fancy day with the fanciest chocolates from the ambassador and a sparkling cider. Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa - SonoRec (freesound.org) Tape Start - unfa (freesound.org) video_recorder_load_cassette_02 - Magedu (freesound.org) creaky door - m_marek (freesound.org) Door, Front, Closing, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Door closing, door closed…

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January 4, 2022

Prime Cuts

S1E13: Jetfire: Become Pants

In every relationship there are two kinds of people; the one who wears the pants, and the one who is the pants. Jetfire is apparently the latter. This week we learn all about our newest Autobot recruit, and how good he is at fighting in midair (and how bad the animators are at animating it). Then someone finally says "Hey, the guy named 'Doubleface' is probably some kind of weird traitor, right?" The events that ensue can only be described as 'some creepypasta shit'. Noise Space | Discord

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January 2, 2022