Hamsteak Podcast


Episode 10: 10 Ham 10 Steak

It’s the tenth ham!! Thanks for sticking with us, friends!This week: PM travels unexpectedly with an unexpected window. Rose discovers the meteor situation is suspiciously well-organized. Hussie makes a Gushers joke but it’s in pretty bad taste. We warned you about stairs, bro. Pages 2770 to 2809. Also this week, but with bullet points:The ominous console Rose stumbles upon. Hypergothic architecture in a dark kingdom. In the cathedral rather than the eyeliner sense. [note: this link is lost to time] We go on, like, a ten-minute tangent about the attention spans and orthographic pragmatics of digital natives.Next week is Episode…

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Episode 9: Guns, Germs, and Radiation

It’s a new episode in a new Act! 2 down, 4 to go. (This one’s Act 3.) Look alive!This week: It’s Jade! A bubbly oracle with a bent for remarkably dangerous hobbies. Meanwhile, Rose discovers a big pulsating underground server grid, Jade receives our first in-story trolling, and Dave gets wrecked by a literal puppet. Pages 2660 to 2769.Here’s a bunch of other stuff that comes up:Listen to Jade’s homemade music on page 2730.A YouTube upload of “[S] Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline.”Read the line “Jade is beginning to regret breaking the fourth wall for this ill advised escapade”…

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Episode 8: The One Without Journalistic Integrity

So, we actually finish Act 2 in this one.This week: We find out where WV really is, and who was there a long time before him (if you look carefully). Alien monuments do their thing. Pumpkins travel through time and space. Bro’s face is revealed, sort of. Curtains fall and we read a weird note. Pages 2624 through 2659.There’s also:The Squirtle whose shades Bro is absolutely ripping off.A YouTube upload of “[S] WV: Ascend.” You’re going to want to pause and scrub through this one!The song from “[S] WV: Ascend.” is “Explore” by George Buzinkai, arranged by Michael Guy Bowman.Next…

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Episode 7: Bro Fist Hug Bump

It’s almost the end of Act 2!!This week: John does alchemy. Cantown is born. Carapace anatomy is confusing, GG is adorable, and the workflow of hypothetical postal workers is discussed at length. In other words, we read pages 2514 to 2623.In addition:YouTube upload of “[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point in the building.” Scrub and freeze-frame to your heart’s content.The song from that flash is subtitled “Dave Owns”. Really. (It’s by Robert Blaker.)An awesome, level-headed (but vaguespoilery) biological discussion of carapace people by tumblr user luzerna.Next week, we finish Act 2! Our beloved Mayo[r] makes a paradox, names a…

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