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EPISODE 119: Friday the 13th (2009)

Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains?In addition to this weirdly fun reboot we also discussed Grain Chomping, New Halloween, Dank Doctorates, Bong Disintegration, Murder Logistics, and Too Close to Furry.RECOMMENDATIONS:UntilDawnVenomV/H/S FranchiseThanks again to Juni for coming on the show! Find them on twitter @JUNIUS_64, on Mastodon at [email protected], and listen to them on Barking Points Memo!Thanks…

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15 – Tony Hawk’s Pro Pussy Eating

Step right up to hear about season 2 episode 3 of Sex and the City: The Freak Show. Alex, Stephanie, and cunnilingus guestpert Brooks are here to give you an episode so good you’re going to pass out when you listen! It’s hay mowing season and the carnival is in town, so don’t miss out — you might even see the face of God.Brooks’ Twitter: twitter.com/brooksasanoun

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8 – Roku’s Man Cave

This week on My Podcabbages, Summer and Noah explore Appa’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, Roku’s hidden talents, Zuko’s biggest problems, and other elements from the eighth episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.EDITOR’S NOTE: Some weird ghost robot business going on in this episode. The content is both good and wholesome, but the audio quality is not! Sincerest apologies!Music by Noah. Art by Summer.

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42 – Donald Trump’s Oral Promise

We’re getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of religion we all are! Sara gets her percentages down. Zach takes us to the Gamer Corner. Alex reveals her true identity, and then does it again.Featuring Zach, Alex, and SaraMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenThe Beach Boys – Wouldn’t It Be Nice

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68 – babytown

Season 4? Episode 4? you KNOW we’re talkin Eggtown, baby. Locke learns how to run an Eggtown, and Miles and Ben have a fun little chat. meanwhile, in the Future, Kate is held responsible for her crimes, kind of, sort of, but not really. it’s a real loose one this week, so get ready for some talk of Vienna Sausages. also special guest Alphonse arrives to share some thoughts.

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18: Oops! All Smells!

Would you believe it? It's another weird one! Thank the Egyptian gods, not as weird as last week, but still pretty weird! We meet some more duelists in these episodes and, naturally, we immediately discuss their kinks, as normal people do. Tune in for good discourse on the different types of anthros, nipples, and a whole Golden Corral buffet of smells! Sidenote: Max is sorry he had to leave in the middle of the episode! He was arrested shortly after talking about nipples for far too long. Watching: Season 1, episodes 6 & 7 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring: Argyle,…

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EPISODE 118: The Haunting (1999)

Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you’ve ever heard, we promise.RECOMMENDATIONS:Venom (2018)Zombieland SagaJazzpunkThank you as always to Satah for our special intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

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14 – Bradley Cooper’s Top Bush

A star is born on this week’s CGMG, with special guest Lola’s podcasting debut! We’re (dirty) talking season 2 episode 2 this week: The Awful Truth. Miranda tries something new, we finally approve of Charlotte’s man of the week, and none of us think Susan Sharon is a valid first name.Lola’s Twitter: twitter.com/logaines

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EPISODE 40: Modern Sci-fi Is All Dystopia Teens

Sit down with me, little bird, & let me tell you a story about how a series about the horrors of war somehow becomes even warrier & more horrific. It’s The Hork-Bajir Chronicles, and it’s just upsetting. Let’s get real sad about it!If you need a pick-me-up, think about the last episode and check out this amazing canon image of a canon event. Remember how fun that was???In addition to being generally kinda bummered about, like, war & stuff, we discussed: Yeerk Sexual Dimorphism, Cry Button Songs, Esplin, Turns Out The Yeerks Suck, Never Be Punctual Or You Might Get…

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41 – Big Dick Synergy

We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it’s 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess???Featuring Zach, Patrick, and SamMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenBetween the Buried and Me – Ants of the SkyI Heart Hiroshima – TeefTumblr | Twitter…

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