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12 – I Love Big Dick

Folks, we’ve made it through a whole season of wacky sexcapades and ’90s antics. And this season finale? It’s Big. Big like Mr Big, but also big like Big Dicks. Get it? Like our funny episode title! Carrie is being Carrie, Miranda is dating a catholic, and Samantha has a BIG dealbreaker. We also talk about Halloween costumes, and Alex learns about Canadian headgear. Time to take a long shower to wash away our sins before season 2!

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6 – Death on the Rocks

This Bi Week on My Podcabbages, Summer and Noah explore Katara’s social skills, oh worm?, rock-based dadaism, and other elements from the sixth episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.Music by Noah. Art by Summer.

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40 – BKIPGTD

Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about.Featuring Caroline, Linus, Patrick, and SamMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenGabriel Gundacker – Zendaya is MeecheeTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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65 – a fare a day

welcome back! it’s Season 4 Episode 2, Confirmed Dead this week. we meet the Freighter Crew as they arrive to the island, including Faraday, Miles, Charlotte, and you KNOW we gotta have Dirty Shirty Frank!! the gang, meanwhile, is split about whether these bozos wanna help ’em or hurt ’em. we finally realize that this is a show that is for smart people only, so if you don’t know about a big number, sorry!! you’ll have to delete this podcast and not listen to it.

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HKIPGTD Mailbag – September 2018

Topics of discussion include: Pickle Rick, owning Susan Sarandon, Dril tweets, bringing back the guillotine and us not knowing a god damn thing, including how say our own acronym.Featuring Caroline, Sam and Matt.Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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15: Awesome Gamer ’99

Extensive research has let me to believe that the average length of a movie is around 90 minutes. This one crops in at a nice round 30, but we enjoyed it anyway. There are gaming witches, sweet boys, big dragons, and a sudden and passionate defamation of WEED from one of the hosts (click here to find out who!)Watching: Yu-Gi-Oh the """"Movie""" from 1999With: Argyle @argylefunk, Dan @mike_daws0n, Sarah @sarahmccostumes

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EPISODE 115: Halloween (2007)

On this Schlocktober eve, the ghosts of Schlocktober past have occupied our hosts to make them way, way madder about this movie than it deserves. Join us as we recount Rob Zombie’s take on Halloween with potentially misplaced ire, as we ramp up into the monthlong celebration of garbage that is Schlocktober!In addition to Michael Myers’s Second Coming, we also discussed Beerbaiting, Bad Edits, Motives?, Weird Music Selections, and A Schlocktober Preview!RECOMMENDATIONS:The original Ace Attorney trilogyThe Paper Chase’s Now You Are One Of UsVote on Junius’s Schlocktober movie here! And make sure you tune in to our first Schlocktober stream…

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11 – Hold Hands and the City

This week on CGMD we’re joined by a very special guest, friend of the show Sara! We talk about episode 11, in which the titular sex is but a dream for our girls. Samantha’s edging, Carrie’s farting, and Stephanie doesn’t know the difference between boxing and wrestling. So buckle up, slam that NUT button, and enjoy this highly cursed episode!Sara’s Twitter: twitter.com/SunhatZhenya Sara’s Tumblr: chiesatonakas.tumblr.com

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5 – The Sh*tboy Punslinger King of Omashu

This week on My Podcabbages, Summer and Noah explore cabbage spirits, Omashu’s Smoky Alpine Mountain Coaster, Sokka’s political ideology, and other elements from the fifth episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.Music by Noah. Art by Summer.

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39 – Antz (1998 Film)

I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over.(CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in)Featuring Sam, Sara, and Patrick.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Captain Beefheart & His…

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