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Fanfic Reading – Secrets

Hey, teens! Sam didn’t have time to record a regular episode this week, so in its place is the first of our fan fiction readings that we will be doing for our Patreon! Since we knew we’d be releasing this one to patrons and non-patrons alike, we decided to begin with one very special story read from beginning to end – “Secrets” by FanFiction.net user eCullenONLY! A challenging read, but we were up to the task. This week, we finally get to wear our Vans! See you next week for season 3!Sam | JordanPatreon

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58 – the baldest object

howdy! this fine evening, why not enjoy a cup of Season 3, Episode 18, called D.O.C.! Sun and Juliet go on an adventure to find out exactly when Sun got pregnant, and they have a fun time together!! except… can we really trust… Juliet??? also in the past, Sun gets blackmailed and meets Jin’s dad, and then extorts her own dad!! big day for Sun! big day for Bean and James who decide to do some fun impersonations for fun and finally declare that Lost is confirmed feminist. have a good one!!

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9: Shenron is PISSED at This Little Boy Full of Love, Power… and a Pharaoh

It's time to go back to ANCIENT times: 1998! DARE you to open the sealed vessel, and DRINK from it's JUICE? Just kidding, there's no juice in there, just a big bad dragon that'll eat your soul!We also find proof that you should never meet your idols, because they'll paralyze you and make your best friend play them in a shadow game. Come ON Eileen-chan. why. Watching: Episodes uhhhhhhhhhh 17 and 18? of Yu-Gi-Oh! (1998) aka season 0With: Argyle, Max, and repeat guest darkwizardjamesmason filling in for Sarah while shes away working in the theatre surrounded by hundreds of rowdy…

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EPISODE 107: The Blackcoat’s Daughter

This week, Blair brings on previous guest and friend of the show Rinks back on to hail gay Satan and talk about The Blackcoat’s Daughter! We talk about A24 As A Genre, Weekend Mistakes, Lesbian Horror Movies, Satan As A Genre, and more!RECOMMENDATIONS:FX’s FargoHBO’s Sharp ObjectsThanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their music at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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3 – Cracking Open a La Croix With the Bitches

On this round of City Girls, special guest Summer (a Married) joins Stephanie (an Unmarried) to chat about episode 3 of Sex and the City: Bay of Married Pigs. We discuss the cold war between Marrieds and Singles, parallels with Spongebob Squarepants, the potential for a Sex and the City amiibo collection, and more!

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EPISODE 35: Boy Who Is Tube

Have you ever been sitting near a pool and thought that the game of Marco Polo just had too many words involved? Blair and Satah have you covered as they spend about an hour mostly saying “Marco!!” at each other in various tones of worry and affection. It’s book twenty, The Discovery, and the new kid either sucks, or just isn’t dealing well with being conscripted into a war that will determine the fate of his entire planet. WHATEVER, DAVID. IT’S ANIMORPHS.In addition to being pretty travel-loopy, we discuss Marco’s DIY Fashion, Egregious Theory, Who Eats The Fry, Tablets Are…

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S2E24 – Mrs. Eugene Levy

We’ve done it! 40% of this show in the rearview mirror! Friend of the show Argyle Funk joins us once again as we discuss S02E24, “Ben There, Done That”. A bad one. Just a real bad ending to a real bad season. In fact, it was so bad, we accidentally said some Singin’ in the Rain trivia that turned out to be false. Oops! This week, we’re making some very inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behaviors. Goodbye forever, Jimmy!Sam | Jordan | ArgylePatreon

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32 – A Funny Picture of Donald Trump

Bad news for the Republicans’ intact heads: it turns out socialism is good and people like it! On this week’s episode: Josh pays his respects for the late Meghan McCain by voting for her father again, Evan and Sam fail to joke, and Linus does something very unnecessary. RIP George “Polite” Washington. Sorry they took all your blood.Featuring Evan, Josh, Sam, and Linus.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Epic Rap Battles of History – Superman vs. GokuTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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57 – my couch, my tostitos, and my little pants

poblerone to all our listeners. we watched Everybody Hates Hugo, Season 2 Episode 4. it’s about as wholesome as it gets on the show, when Hurley grapples with winning the big bucks and also what to do about all the food. we like this episode a whole lot!! meanwhile Bean and James grapple with the sky and look at a very good cat. thanks as always for listening!

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8: Gendo Ikari’s Jolf Simulator 1998

We're back at it once again, starting with a harrowing Yami-less game of Duel Monsters and then unwinding with some relaxing golf inside of a creepy hospital at night. Kiss that egg, Yugi! And hey, only 8 episodes in and we already have our first special guest! This must be some sort of podcast record. Sidenote: The host known as Max edited this episode, so if there are any audio hiccups please know that he is doing his best and that he is valid! Watching: Epiosdes 15 & 16 of Yu-Gi-Oh (1998), aka Season 0 Featuring: Max, Dan, and special…

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