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15 – Ready Number One (2018 Film)
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

15 – Ready Number One (2018 Film)

Great news: we managed to get a week in without having to talk about a new school shooting! That’s right, this episode’s school shooting discussion is about the same ones as last week. What a treat! But it’s not all bad – we’ve also got an extremely high-brow joke about the Forbidden Substance. And no, I’m not talking about the doja we’re blowing! Haha! That’s a thing people say, right?Featuring Lauren, Patrick, Sam, Linus, and Josh.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Demi Adejuyigbe – Rejected Theme Song from READY PLAYER ONETumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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March 30, 2018
40 – do you have a son?
The Island Shuffle

40 – do you have a son?

episode 40!! we’ve officially watched a full THIRD of the Show About the Island, and it’s hard to believe how fake time is. this week it’s Season 2, Episode 22, titled Three Minutes. it’s all about Michael and how much he has a son and how nobody else has a son. Charlie found a vaccine also, and Eko loves a computer. meanwhile we talk about the lottery, and how the sun revolves around the earth. we wanna say thanks for listening, and here’s to 40 more episodes of the only show ever, and then 40 more after that, and then…

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March 29, 2018
EPISODE 91: Ginger Snaps 2
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EPISODE 91: Ginger Snaps 2

This week, Blair is back and stepping in for Luna to talk about Ginger Snaps 2 with Luca! It’s a wild, furry ride, with topics ranging from Booty Mouths to Burning Grandma to Questionable Ethics to Sagely Advice, and much more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Monster PulseThe Good PlaceLuca can be found on twitter @minervasdenIntro/Outro courtesy of People You Meet Outside of Bars

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March 27, 2018
14 – Crimes Committed by Strong Bad
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

14 – Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

Sooner or later, we’re going to have to stop even mentioning how bad every week is. Hey, bad week! Take our hand as we trudge through a river of bad news and you shall be rewarded with some great* impressions and discussions of our favorite Wikia sites. Sometimes you just have to do anything you can possibly do to stay off topic. Hey, y’all remember Chuck? *note: impressions may not actually be great. Also, here’s the Justin Trudeau emoji.Featuring Patrick, Sam, Matt, and Zach.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men DRYNX – Brown WineTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord |…

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March 23, 2018
EPISODE 24: The Power of Friendship
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 24: The Power of Friendship

Lulu gone done and morphed her leg into a broken leg, so Blair’s back to cover episode eight of the TV show! Much like the inside of Satah’s brain, this one’s all about Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill. What’s going on with that guy? What’s Seerow’s Kindness? Is it less weird that Tobias isn’t here AGAIN if everyone else is also offscreen? Is Marco, like… okay? Are any of us?!In addition to this episode of Animorphs, we discuss: Next Time On Blair, Is A Hog A Ham?, Worst Floors to Eat Off Of, Maladaptive Coping Mechanisms: The Series, PhD in Shipping, Revenge is Exhausting,…

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March 23, 2018
39 – rip scott
The Island Shuffle

39 – rip scott

this week it’s Season 1 Episode 15, Homecoming. and it’s all about Charlie. and if you thought we’d get a good episode in Season 1, well… yer off yer head, mate!!! anyways, we learn about Charlie and a time he scammed a woman for drug money and then felt bad about it. on the island, the gang has a decisive confrontation with a fellow named Ethan, and Claire deals with amnesia. and you know who’s unhelpful? that’s right, it’s Charlie. how many bones are in the human hand? listen to this episode and find out

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March 22, 2018
EPISODE 90: Jennifer’s Body
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EPISODE 90: Jennifer’s Body

Hey folks! Sorry we missed last week, Lulu was off stopping Blair from killing all the boys in his hometown. Some weird succubus thing or whatever – anyways, that’s mostly taken care of now, but unfortunately Blair is still recovering from the exorcism, so he won’t be back until next week. Sorry! In his stead, we got Lauren, cohost of Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die (Not a Threat, Just a Fact) to join us to talk about Jennifer’s Body!In addition to the most Diablo Cody script ever, we also discussed Gamer Moms, A Funny Gay, Is Juno Good?,…

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March 19, 2018
32 – Venom (1981)
Stuck in the Middle With You

32 – Venom (1981)

To borrow a phrase from the great Irish poet Phil Lynott, the boys are back in town, and they come bearing searing takes on the movies lost in the forgotten valley of middling critical reception. So put on your best safari duds and shield your loins from that black mamba! For their triumphant return, the guys take a look at the 1981 creature feature Venom. Also, Derek thinks about the userbases of new social media, and Juan reckons with a maudlin animated short film.This episode’s recommendations:An American Werewolf in LondonDr. Strangelove

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March 19, 2018
13 – Stephen Hawking’s Toe Destruction
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

13 – Stephen Hawking’s Toe Destruction

This awful week is finally over! Friends, your hosts are back in the studio and just cannot wait to talk about their favorite personality who made headlines this week, Jake Paul. We also mourn the loss of Stephen Hawking as well as “mourn” Rex Tillerson’s firing, and we celebrate the kids who stuck it to old people this week. Brooks also gets bullied, and we still cannot stop saying the word “yeeks,” sorry.Featuring Lulu, Lauren, Brooks, Caroline and Josh.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Jake Paul – It’s Everyday BroTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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March 16, 2018
38 – dead sayid dies again
The Island Shuffle

38 – dead sayid dies again

this week it’s Season 6 Episode 14… called The Candidate. the gang tries to escape the island on a submarine, but smoke monster manifesting as Locke has other plans. meanwhile, in an alternate realm, Jack wants to do deeply invasive surgery on Locke. this is all the ingredients for a fun and good episode of Lost, and yet…!!! it’s bad, folks!!!!! but at least Frank The Pilot Lapidus gets to hoot about planes. thanks for listening to this podcast about the most baffling show on planet earth.

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March 15, 2018
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