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EPISODE 87: Death Bed: The Bed that Eats
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EPISODE 87: Death Bed: The Bed that Eats

Well guys, we lost Blair again this week, somehow! He was supposed to be here, but he lied down to take a nap, and now we can’t find him. The bed burped, though, so that’s weird. Anyways, in his absence, friend of the show Fallon has chosen to join us for the best worst movie we’ve watched yet – Death Bed: The Bed that Eats! Also, we didn’t learn our lesson the last time we did a drunkcast, so we got fucked up before this podcast! Whoops!We also discussed Top Quality Booze, Weenie Greenies, New Hellraiser, A Sweeney Todd Gay,…

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February 19, 2018
EPISODE 20: Chameleons are the Animorphs of Lizards
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 20: Chameleons are the Animorphs of Lizards

Hey, remember Tobias? No? Yeah, neither do the Animorphs. He’s not in this episode, and they barely address it! Nobody’s worried about him, or anything! Anyways, it’s On the Run! I’m more a fan of Great Gig in the Sky, but I do app-oh, what the fuck, it’s a different one. Okay, fine, sure.In addition to this Tobias-less episode, we also discussed Smoothie Pockets, Stabbed in a Parking Lot Carnival, I Only Morph Into the Mountain Goats, Shopdropping, Human Acquisition Ethics, How I Met Yeerk Mother, ASGAB, Double Ds Jewellers, and Getting AndaLIT.REFERENCED MEDIA: That Community gifSupport us on Patreon!

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February 16, 2018
9 – Secret Patreon Garfield Comics
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

9 – Secret Patreon Garfield Comics

Hello, friends. This episode starts with an apology for how heavy the last one was, and then immediately becomes extremely heavy because we live in a nightmare world. We do our best to keep things light on this podcast as much as we can, but!!! You know!!! Fortunately, we managed to get some great goofs in about video game titties and Jon Arbuckle’s questionable but 100% canonical beverage choices. (Note: when we’re talking about Subnautica, we mistakenly refer to the Funnie Attack Helicopter Tweet as being from the lead developer – we meant sound designer. Whoops!)Featuring Luna, Evan, Matt, Patrick,…

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February 16, 2018
34 – pun and done
The Island Shuffle

34 – pun and done

this week… we meet John Locke, the bald man of mystery who really believes in what the island has to offer!! Locke used to work in a Toy Store and also has a bad dad. meanwhile on the island, Locke has his faith tested, has a weird dream, and sends Boone up a cliff. we also decide to endorse meanness and cruelty, and we talk about our favourite character Gigantic Man. everyone loves him.

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February 15, 2018
EPISODE 86: The Last Exorcism
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EPISODE 86: The Last Exorcism

Hey guys! Blair was supposed to be back this week, but she got possessed by a demon. She’ll be fine, but it’s just gonna take a little while for this Father Karras guy to get him out of her. She’ll be right as rain in no time! In the meantime, our friend Devin joined us to talk about The Last Exorcism!We also discussed Lulu’s New Bestseller, Bullet Journalism, Young Fears, Larry the Cable Guy Colon Health Inspector, The World’s Most Racist Name, Sweet Egg Nut, Ovipositor Nut, and Satan’s Weed Stash.Thanks as always to our friend Satah for our theme…

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February 11, 2018
EPISODE 19: Surrealist Basketball Hoops
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 19: Surrealist Basketball Hoops

So remember how in the books, Tobias is a nothlit by the end of the first one? Well, we reached the end of the third episode, and he’s still not stuck! So what the hell! We know it happens eventually, but they’re just dragging the first book out! Anyways, let’s talk about Underground, and finally get off our skateboard for the first time in the seri-oh, it’s not that Underground? Fuck.We also discussed: Name Game, Nothlit List, Tiger Facts, Get Rid of the Skids, Supernatural Memories, The Laziest Yeerk, Satah Cries Again, Another Satah Remix, and Satah’s Farm Adventures!Check out…

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February 9, 2018
8 – TRUST the Police
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

8 – TRUST the Police

This week, HKIPGTD officially crosses the Thicc Blue Line. We have two new hosts to help us dance on Tom Brady’s football grave, figure out what the economy is, celebrate MLK Jr.’s sweet new spokesperson gig, and lay bare the many, many sins of Quizno Totino’s (Quentin Tarantino). Plus: Chips for women, Lopunny’s sex positivity, and Valentine’s Gay.CW for this ep: Sexual assault and rape, from roughly 28:30 to 46:00.Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, Caroline and Evan.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Baked Alaska – We Love Our Cops (Official Video) PRO-COP PRO-MILITARY ANTHEM WOW!!!TumblrTwitterFacebook

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February 9, 2018
33 – i just read.
The Island Shuffle

33 – i just read.

this week we watch, finally….. a Jack Episode!! it’s Season 3, Episode 22, Through the Looking Glass (Part 1). Jack has a beard and is going through Some Stuff! and meanwhile, since it’s a finale episode, there’s a million things going on. the gang’s determined to get off of this island once and for all!! there’s guns and explosions!! in other news, we discuss the State of the Protagonist, introduce a new segment called Alarm Brothers, and talk about Flip Phones. it’s a thrill a minute here on the Island Shuffle

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February 8, 2018
EPISODE 85: The Fog
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EPISODE 85: The Fog

Well, bad news guys – Blair’s been dead for the last, like, 100 years. So has our friend Michael! Anyways, it’s the anniversary, so Michael’s back among the living for a little while, and he decided to record a podcast with us! Where we watched John Carpenter’s The Fog! Blair’s ghost will come back eventually, I’m sure.In addition to a poor synopsis of The Fog, we also provide MagicChat, Deep Blue Sea 2, Live Ghosts, Our First Joke, Respect Overdose, and The Good Numbers.RECOMMENDATIONS:CelesteKing Gizzard & the Lizard WizardMild High ClubCheck out Michael on Tumblr and Twitter!Intro/outro music courtesy of…

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February 5, 2018
EPISODE 18: His Name is Nobias
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 18: His Name is Nobias

Okay, so we’re not publishing this episode, right? We found a new way to monetize Animorphs in 2018. Anyways, this is just going into the fuckin’ Disney vault, so there’s no real point to this description. But I’m a creature of habit, so I’m doing it anyways!In addition to My Name is Jake: Part 2, we also discussedProfessor Baby, The Villain Edit, 50 Shades of Morphin’, 90’s Plastic, Bathtime Barbies, Cat Grooming, Local Shaun Makes Good, Chunk’s Li’l Flippie Flippa Floppers, and Big Fun Party Mix.Check out Satah on Tumblr, Twitter, and Bandcamp!Support us on Patreon!

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February 2, 2018
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