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EPISODE 25: Dope Therapy Lion

Well, Lulu did in fact morph her leg into a broken one! But she’s back now, and is extremely slowly de-morphing. Hopefully she doesn’t get stuck like this! Anyways, we have the first episode that Lulu actually liked! Wow! Some top quality acting out of Shawn Ashmore here.In addition to this stellar two-part episode of television, we also discussed Lulu’s New Name, Violet Trout, CheezyTits’s Cassie Slander, Driver’s License Will and Testament, Marco’s Star Wars Rage, The Andalite Dictionary, Youtube Poop Retrospective, and a Garold Cameo!Support us on Patreon!

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April 6, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

16 – WetWarioASMR.mp3

Luna is back, and she finally has the bionic leg of her dreams! Thanks, Obama! That was so nice of him to do that surgery for her. Good thing, too, because otherwise Sam was going to kinkshame ASMR without any opposition, as he should. Luna also sits down with friend of the show Ambious to talk about the recent IDF attack on Palestinian protesters, because it wouldn’t be a week on earth without something horrific happening. Also, we come up with some alternative names for EPA administrator Scott Pruitt, just in case he decides his current one doesn’t have enough…

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April 6, 2018

The Island Shuffle

41 – a tony for terry

this week it’s Season 4 Episode 11, Cabin Fever. it’s all about Locke, Ben and Hurley’s adventures trying to find a cabin, to get away from it all, y’know? also a Military Coup happens on a freighter. in the distant past, we see Locke’s as an infant, as a toddler failing a Ricky test, and as a lean mean teen. and hey, just keep your eyes on Broadway, folks, cause you might just see….. a familiar face 😉

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April 5, 2018

Stuck in the Middle With You

33 – The Producers (2005)

Dust off that stack of crappy plays and be sure to have that blankie at the ready! This time, the guys take a look at the 2005 adaptation of the Broadway hit TheProducers (which itself is an adaptation of Mel Brooks’s 1967 film of the same name). Also, Derek talks about his height and Juan lays the smackdown on James Joyce.This episode’s recommendations:The Lion KingThe Birdcage

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April 2, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

15 – Ready Number One (2018 Film)

Great news: we managed to get a week in without having to talk about a new school shooting! That’s right, this episode’s school shooting discussion is about the same ones as last week. What a treat! But it’s not all bad – we’ve also got an extremely high-brow joke about the Forbidden Substance. And no, I’m not talking about the doja we’re blowing! Haha! That’s a thing people say, right?Featuring Lauren, Patrick, Sam, Linus, and Josh.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Demi Adejuyigbe – Rejected Theme Song from READY PLAYER ONETumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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March 30, 2018

The Island Shuffle

40 – do you have a son?

episode 40!! we’ve officially watched a full THIRD of the Show About the Island, and it’s hard to believe how fake time is. this week it’s Season 2, Episode 22, titled Three Minutes. it’s all about Michael and how much he has a son and how nobody else has a son. Charlie found a vaccine also, and Eko loves a computer. meanwhile we talk about the lottery, and how the sun revolves around the earth. we wanna say thanks for listening, and here’s to 40 more episodes of the only show ever, and then 40 more after that, and then…

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March 29, 2018

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 91: Ginger Snaps 2

This week, Blair is back and stepping in for Luna to talk about Ginger Snaps 2 with Luca! It’s a wild, furry ride, with topics ranging from Booty Mouths to Burning Grandma to Questionable Ethics to Sagely Advice, and much more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Monster PulseThe Good PlaceLuca can be found on twitter @minervasdenIntro/Outro courtesy of People You Meet Outside of Bars

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March 27, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

14 – Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

Sooner or later, we’re going to have to stop even mentioning how bad every week is. Hey, bad week! Take our hand as we trudge through a river of bad news and you shall be rewarded with some great* impressions and discussions of our favorite Wikia sites. Sometimes you just have to do anything you can possibly do to stay off topic. Hey, y’all remember Chuck? *note: impressions may not actually be great. Also, here’s the Justin Trudeau emoji.Featuring Patrick, Sam, Matt, and Zach.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men DRYNX – Brown WineTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord |…

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March 23, 2018

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 24: The Power of Friendship

Lulu gone done and morphed her leg into a broken leg, so Blair’s back to cover episode eight of the TV show! Much like the inside of Satah’s brain, this one’s all about Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill. What’s going on with that guy? What’s Seerow’s Kindness? Is it less weird that Tobias isn’t here AGAIN if everyone else is also offscreen? Is Marco, like… okay? Are any of us?!In addition to this episode of Animorphs, we discuss: Next Time On Blair, Is A Hog A Ham?, Worst Floors to Eat Off Of, Maladaptive Coping Mechanisms: The Series, PhD in Shipping, Revenge is Exhausting,…

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March 23, 2018

The Island Shuffle

39 – rip scott

this week it’s Season 1 Episode 15, Homecoming. and it’s all about Charlie. and if you thought we’d get a good episode in Season 1, well… yer off yer head, mate!!! anyways, we learn about Charlie and a time he scammed a woman for drug money and then felt bad about it. on the island, the gang has a decisive confrontation with a fellow named Ethan, and Claire deals with amnesia. and you know who’s unhelpful? that’s right, it’s Charlie. how many bones are in the human hand? listen to this episode and find out

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March 22, 2018

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