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28 – the shawarma initiative

in our last episode of 2017, we talk about Season 2 Episode 15, Maternity Leave. it’s all about Claire!! Claire you see, has a baby. what could be wrong with the baby!! we need to go on a journey to a spooky abandoned hospital station to find out… not much. Bean and James also talk about how Men never ask for directions!!!!!!!!!!! what are they THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways enjoy the episode and have a happy holiday and new year!

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EPISODE 79: Final Destination 5

Your hosts are back at it again this week, slurping up that good good horror movie comfort food that is the Final Destination franchise. Topics include: lesbian communes, Grinchdick, communist affirmations, young, dumb, and full of cum, plot contrivances, logic contrivances, and soooo much more!Support us on Patreon!

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27 – the murder torture binary

hey hey, this week we’re stick in Season 5, but hoppin ahead to Episode 10… He’s Our You. dumb title!! we’re back to seventies time and everyone’s wondering what the heck to do with Sayid. this episode has a Bus on Fire and also Truth Serum in it, and yet nothing really happens. meanwhile, in the future-past, Sayid finishes committing murders, builds homes, and gets arrested for committing murders. Bean and James sing some songs too.

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EPISODE 78: Frozen

It’s a truly groundbreaking story told by Disney, in which neither princess goes home with a prince and it’s just about the bond between two sisters. Join us this week as we talk about the seminal animated classic, Frozen! We’ll talk about all the songs, recount our favorite jok-hm? Oh, what’s that? ……folks, I’ve been informed that our movie this week is a DIFFERENT Frozen, about some asshole college kids stuck on a ski lift. Whatever, sure, that works too.Sorry this is a short one, we’re both sick as shit!In addition to powder-covered mountains, we also discussed Patreon Changes, Chekov’s…

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EPISODE 14: The Disk Horse

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Hork Bajir shouldn’t know what a wife is. Also, Tobias can morph again! Welcome to The Change! In addition to The Change, we discuss A Low Edit Episode, A Diattribe On Kapplegate’s Shipping, Shonen Talk, Alien Genders, Animorph Get Facebook, Tobias’ Aging, Dickshit McFart’s Prestigious Student Award, and Sundae Headcanons. Sorry about the rough audio this week, Luna was sick as a dog and didn’t really have the energy for the high quality edit you can expect. She’ll…

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26 – good impressions hour

this week we’re watching Season 5 Episode 3, titled… Jughead!! we’re not watching Riverdale though. we’re watching Lost, the show where time travel is real. this week we’re in the fifties. Daniel Faraday, who has spent most of his screentime being a huge dweeb, is suddenly the smartest man in town. there’s an atomic bomb too!! also Desmond is on a quest to find out the Secrets of Oxford and meets a very british man in the process. do we impersonate that british man?? oh you bet we do

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EPISODE 77: Pontypool

Sorry we said Dog Cum so much.RECOMMENDATIONS:Murder on the Orient Expressof hospitals by children eating birdsOrphan BlackIntro/outro music courtesy of friend of the show Satah! Check out their music here!Check out Matt on tumblr, Twitter, and his podcast Elite Full Restore!Support us on Patreon!

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EPISODE 13: Wizard Slurs

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that this book just kinda wholesale rips off Johnathan Taylor Thomas and Home Improvement. Also, Rachel is allergic to crocodiles! It’s The Reaction!In addition to Rachel’s allergy adventure also discuss The Three Names Curse, Crocodile/Alligator Differences, Nomenclatures, A LONG Twilight Tangent, Luna’s Memorization Skills, Yasmine Bleeth, Visser Three’s Human Form, Luna’s Stupidity, and Punchiness vs. Horny On Main.Referenced content: Yasmine Bleeth Game OverSupport us on Patreon!

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25 – horse meat

this week we talk about Season 2, Episode 6, Abandoned and, tbh, it’s our first not great episode in a while. oh well! we get to meet Shannon, who spends this episode chasing a ghost. surely this would mark a significant character turn, right? well, bad news. meanwhile, there’s trekkin’ through the jungle with an injured Sawyer, and also Claire and Charlie are there too. on non-lost related notes… we turn to our audience for some help. cast your votes with #YesHorseMeat or #NoHorseMeat today. be heard.

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EPISODE 76: Cube

Hey folks! We’re trapped in a weird array of cubes, any chance you could help us out? Watch your step, some of ’em are trapped – Paul ate shit on a spike a few rooms back. Anyways, pull up a chair, let’s sit down and talk about Cube! Join us as we get into the kitchen, talk to mom, and say some of the worst words we’ve ever said on this podcast!In addition to the boxy hell that is Cube, we also discussed Chef Luna (here’s her recipe!), Dax Shepardverse, Horrible Cunnilingus Analogies (PLEASE SKIP), Crapitalism, Sans Undertale, Kid Nation,…

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