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EPISODE 90: Jennifer’s Body
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 90: Jennifer’s Body

Hey folks! Sorry we missed last week, Lulu was off stopping Blair from killing all the boys in his hometown. Some weird succubus thing or whatever – anyways, that’s mostly taken care of now, but unfortunately Blair is still recovering from the exorcism, so he won’t be back until next week. Sorry! In his stead, we got Lauren, cohost of Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die (Not a Threat, Just a Fact) to join us to talk about Jennifer’s Body!In addition to the most Diablo Cody script ever, we also discussed Gamer Moms, A Funny Gay, Is Juno Good?,…

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March 19, 2018
32 – Venom (1981)
Stuck in the Middle With You

32 – Venom (1981)

To borrow a phrase from the great Irish poet Phil Lynott, the boys are back in town, and they come bearing searing takes on the movies lost in the forgotten valley of middling critical reception. So put on your best safari duds and shield your loins from that black mamba! For their triumphant return, the guys take a look at the 1981 creature feature Venom. Also, Derek thinks about the userbases of new social media, and Juan reckons with a maudlin animated short film.This episode’s recommendations:An American Werewolf in LondonDr. Strangelove

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March 19, 2018
13 – Stephen Hawking’s Toe Destruction
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

13 – Stephen Hawking’s Toe Destruction

This awful week is finally over! Friends, your hosts are back in the studio and just cannot wait to talk about their favorite personality who made headlines this week, Jake Paul. We also mourn the loss of Stephen Hawking as well as “mourn” Rex Tillerson’s firing, and we celebrate the kids who stuck it to old people this week. Brooks also gets bullied, and we still cannot stop saying the word “yeeks,” sorry.Featuring Lulu, Lauren, Brooks, Caroline and Josh.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Jake Paul – It’s Everyday BroTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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March 16, 2018
38 – dead sayid dies again
The Island Shuffle

38 – dead sayid dies again

this week it’s Season 6 Episode 14… called The Candidate. the gang tries to escape the island on a submarine, but smoke monster manifesting as Locke has other plans. meanwhile, in an alternate realm, Jack wants to do deeply invasive surgery on Locke. this is all the ingredients for a fun and good episode of Lost, and yet…!!! it’s bad, folks!!!!! but at least Frank The Pilot Lapidus gets to hoot about planes. thanks for listening to this podcast about the most baffling show on planet earth.

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March 15, 2018
12 – Women Virginia
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

12 – Women Virginia

Ladies, rev up your fryers! It’s International Women’s Day, and McDonald’s has a treat for you: it’s the letter W! Aren’t you glad? In case that’s not enough to make your week great, Donald Trump is getting sued, and video games are illegal. Hooray! Look’s like God’s been watching Game of Thrones, because women are finally on top (of a pole outside of your local McDonald’s).Featuring Patrick, Sam, Matt, Caroline, and Zach.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Justin Timberlake – I’m Lovin’ ItTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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March 9, 2018
EPISODE 23: Oatmeal Crimes
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 23: Oatmeal Crimes

Welcome to the first ever live episode of The Wonder Yeerks! Lulu’s up in Toronto for EGLX, and Satah made the trip over to her hotel to record this episode in the flesh! Also, the gang has finally found a weapon to fight the yeerks, and it’s fuckin…oatmeal. Brown sugar oatmeal. Yeah, we don’t know either. Apparently this happens in the books, but we haven’t gotten there yet, so we assumed this was a weird edit by the showrunners, but it’s canon! Whoops!In addition to this abysmal episode, we also discussed: Live Studio Audience, EGLX [check Lulu out on Saturday…

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March 9, 2018
37 – mitch in the glatrix
The Island Shuffle

37 – mitch in the glatrix

this week it’s Season 2 Episode 2, Adrift. Michael and Sawyer are stuck on a raft and…. well, that’s about it! we learn about how Michael was a very bad dad and…. folks?? it’s bigtime boring!! a real snooze-fest! also locke explores the hatch for the first time and meets desmond. so that’s somethin. meanwhile, Bean realizes they’re direct and to the point, and James discusses Canada’s Dad. thanks… for listenin’.

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March 8, 2018
EPISODE 89: The Wicker Man
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EPISODE 89: The Wicker Man

Well, bad news, Blair became a cop. Worse news, he went to some weird island off the coast of Ireland trying to hunt down some missing girl, and there’s this big effigy of him they’ve made? Weird, weird stuff! Anyways, in his absence, we got friend of the show (and friend at the table) Andi Clare to chat about The Wicker Man! No, not the Cage one, the original.In addition to The Wicker Man, we also discussed Boss Baby Sweep, Game Fucks, Ass Peyote, Oscar Chatter, Tai Lopez’s Tinder Fun, Indi Go Go!, and Future Bloodborne Podcasts.Check out Andi on…

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March 5, 2018
11 – Leftists Love Cool James
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

11 – Leftists Love Cool James

Great news: this week was relatively less of a total nightmare than recent weeks! That means we get to have a lighthearted episode again, thank god. This week, Brooks drinks intersectional racism juice, Bill Gates drinks doodoo water, and we invent a new slogan for Fiverr. There’s also a discussion of Donald Trump’s thiccness that killed Luna. Whoops! Guess that Patreon goal came true sooner than we expected! (cough cough money please cough)Featuring Luna, Brooks, Eddy, Josh, and Lauren.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Brad Paisley – Accidental Racist (feat. LL Cool J)Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord |…

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March 2, 2018
EPISODE 22: The Cooler Ranch Morph
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 22: The Cooler Ranch Morph

Well folks, remember how we said nobody gave a shit about Tobias being a nothlit? Remember how he almost killed himself in book three because he hated it so much? Yeah, me neither. Anyways, Visser Three throws a temper tantrum and we talk about whether Satah’s a furry! It’s The Message!In addition to this nightmarish episode of Animorphs, we also discussed Women’s Leagues, Dorito Names, Ketchup Debacles, Ben 10 Lore, AFAB: Assigned Furry at Birth, and Luna Finally Makes a Reference Someone Understands!Check out Lulu’s guest spots on What’s Yr Fursona and In Pursuit of Passions!REFERENCED MEDIA: Bird in a…

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March 2, 2018
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