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EPISODE 29: Visser (St)one(d)

Hey man, c’mon over here. You want a hit? This sweet alien bowl is almost kicked, but there should be enough for one more hit. It’s good shit, too. Some kinda third type, according to Ax. Anyways, let’s get stoned on some galaxy brain kush and talk about crossing over Animorphs with Buffy.In addition to episodes one and two of The Leader, we also discussed Homestuck Tarot, Slobber Morph, Dad Hates, FatT Bites, Gay For Visser, Animorphs’s First Joke, and Buffy Crossover.Support us on Patreon!

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45 – legalize it

this week, it’s Season 5 Episode 8, titled LaFleur, and we learn how Sawyer (the Protagonist) conned his buddies into a little place called The Dharma Initiative in the Seventies. Locke spins the gear of time, Juliet is a cool-looking mechanic, and Horace has himself a night. and of course, without critical character Paul, it just wouldn’t be the same. meanwhile we realize just how 420 friendly JJ’s career is. thanks for listening

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EPISODE 95: Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

Folks, Blair went out in the woods again, and he shacked up with a couple of weird but kind hillbillies. Some teens are trying to kill them and save him, or something? I dunno, his reception was kinda bad when he called, so I can’t say for sure. Anyways, honorary lesbian of the show Brooks Oglesby joined us again to grace our ears with his bastard words! This time, for Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil!In addition to Misunderstandings: The Movie, we also discussed Pacific Rimjob, Avengers Spoilers, Shart Story, Ben Stiller Retrospective, Robert DeNiro’s Milk Fabrications, Whitford V. Kaluuya, and…

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S2E11 – Do You Think That Means Anything?

I hope you’re all stocked up on your weird organic hipster tampons or whatever you kids are using these days, because we’re talking about S02E11, “Cramped”! Friend of the show Shell Game joins us this week to give us her perspective on Ricky whom she hates, and conveniently enough it’s an absolute low point for him! Hooray! On the bright side, we finally get to learn about periods! This week, we find the geeks and gamers next door. Sponsored by Verizon Wireless!Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex Shell – https://twitter.com/Shell_GamesPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

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19 – The Topper’s Pizza Party Hour

This week, like every other week, is brought to you by Canadian pizza powerhouse, Topper’s Pizza! Enjoy as all of our Canadian hosts, plus Sam, bring you a pizza-fueled hour of the nightmare hellscape we all call life! Scott Pruitt? More like Scott Pepperon-itt! So come on down to your local Topper’s, and fill your gas tank with our sweet ‘za! Remember: at Topper’s, you belong to us!Featuring Evan, Linus, Matt, and Sam.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Pizza Kids – We Like PizzaTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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EPISODE 28: The Kapplander

Hey, uh…weird question, but what is this? A podcast? About what? …Animorphs. Huh. Yeah, sorry, we conked our head and got amnesia, so we don’t know much past what we just watched a few minutes ago. Anyways, now that that’s all sorted, join us to talk about this episode of Animorphs, The Forgotten!In addition to forgetting everything, we also discussed Meme Memories, Slinky Morph, Volleyball Baseball Prowess, Forest Jerky, Wolf Nazis, Cartwheel Ability,Check out Satah’s new podcast, Music for Molehills!Support us on Patreon!

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44 – mad popper

this week its Season 1 Episode 20, called Do No Harm, and it’s all about Jack trying to save Boone’s life!! but as you and i know… he fails. but dammit if he doesn’t literally give up gallons of his own blood to give it his all, in this good episode. also Claire has a whole entire baby!! in the flashbacks, Jack gets married, and in our dumb conversations, we prove that language is meaningless. it’s a fun one, this one, this ep of the podcast.

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EPISODE 94: Suburban Gothic

Well, Blair had to go home for a few weeks to deal with his parents, and the last text he sent me indicated something about ghosts being there? And apparently he’s got a sitcom-esque will-they-won’t-they relationship with a former classmate of his. Weird stuff! Anyways, this week, our friend Bee came around to talk about Matthew Gray Gubler’s Suburban Gothic!In addition to Ghost Cum: The Movie, we also discussed Bully Rewards, Garbage Camouflage, Kissinger Clone, 80’s Ghost, Transfomers Lies, and Pest Negotiations.RECOMMENDATIONS:She-HulkLumberjanesCheck out Bee on twitter.com/Sprite__Pepsi!Check Lulu out on In Pursuit of Passions!Sorry about the weird audio this week –…

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S2E10 – A Couple of Okay Jokes

Hey, you remember Heather? Of course you do! She’s been here the whole time, but she’s really in the spotlight this week on S02E10, “Knocked Up, Who’s There?” AKA the title they wish they had thought of in season 1. It’s another relatively tolerable episode, besides Tom and Tammy and Lauren and Madison and Griffin and uhhh why did we kind of like this one again? Oh, that’s right, because of the cool belt buckle Jordan noticed an extra wearing. This week, Lauren’s parents still hate Amy. Try not to laugh.Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

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18 – The Fellatio of Marilyn Manson by the Coward Marilyn Manson

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Misandry Minute! This time, we spend an hour disrespecting men! There’s some other stuff, but it’s mostly that first thing. If you have any stories about hating men, please send an email to [email protected]. Also, please e-mail us to tell us if you want Family Guy to bring back Brian! This is our crusade now.Featuring Luna, Lauren, and Patrick.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Dr. Dre – The Next Episode ft. Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, and Nate DoggTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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