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EPISODE 11: The Theme Song For Dogs

Luna and Blair can’t tell you their last names. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they both fucking love robots. Join us as we delve into Marco’s second book, The Android!In addition to The Android, we also discuss The Best Warped Tour Lineup Yet, A Diatribe on Cats, Marco’s Compulsory Heterosexuality, Luna is Wrong About Russell’s Teapot, Dan Ryckert’s Hoodie Revelation, Aliens Are Dogs Now, An Interesting Moral Discussion, and Marco’s Life on the Edge.Referenced images: Cevdet ErekSupport us on Patreon!

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20 – row by row

episode twenty!! a full sixth of lost has now officially been watched by us, and none of it has made any sense!! well, this one sorta did. this is Season 3, Episode 21, Greatest Hits. and it’s all about how Charlie is gonna die for real, for real, really die. it’s a Farewell to Charlie, and y’know what?? not all that bad of an episode. in fact a pretty decent episode. meanwhile bean and james learn harder truths still about whether or not Sawyer is still really the protagonist. thanks for listening to this silly little podcast for this long,…

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EPISODE 71: The Covenant

Folks, I’m gonna be up front with y’all – this is a rough one. Blair and Satah (beloved guest and creator of our incredible Schlocktober theme song!) go on like a 10 minute tangent about Homestuck shipping. And that’s not even the only shipping tangent we go on. Welcome to The Covenant, folks! Luna sums up the plot in about 60 seconds, and we spend the rest talking about nothing that relates to it! It’s Schlocktober, baby, get with it!In addition to boiwitches, we also talk about That Centrist Feeling, Yowie!, Bad Theatrical Releases, A/B/O Dissertation, A Horrifying Amount of…

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19 – look at the ash

we’re back and this week we’re taking on the big mess that is season 5… and in the tradition of this podcast, you KNOW we’re starting with the finale. The Incident (Part 1) is today’s episode, and boy… where to start. jack has a hydrogen bomb, and you know who cares? not rose and bernard, that for sure. meanwhile, jacob tries to trick us into thinking he matters, but we’re wiser than that. oh by the way, this is the time travel season. you know, the television show Lost. the one with the time travel season. yeah, that’s the show…

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EPISODE 70: The Lock In

This week, your hosts Blair and Luna are cursed by friend of the show Andi as they make us watch this Baptist anti-pornography anti-masturbation propaganda found footage horror movie. We know, it’s just as baffling as it sounds.RECOMMENDATIONS:BayonettaI Only Listen to the Mountain GoatsBedtime BoysWeaves’ Wide Open

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EPISODE 10: Boss Baby Genesis

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they still fucking love Cassie, and that she’s wasting her time with Jake. The Secret is here, and we go on a WILD ride with it! Also discussed: Ancap Coworker Antics, Doge Pronunciation, Our New Podcast Shipping and Handling, Disrespecting Strong Bad, Yet Another Bug Morph, McElroy Animorphs History, Road Rage, Tapir Dong, and We Still Can’t Come Up With a Fucking Signoff.Referenced images: Cursed imageSupport us on Patreon!

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18 – let’s blast off

welcome back! this week it’s Ji Yeon, which is Season 4 Episode 7. we’re back on the Sun and Jin train. someone’s having a baby!! wow! what a television show. meanwhile, we finally meet Pillar of the Island, Bernard the Wisest, and Sayid and Desmond eat from a can. good episode!! also, in honor of this silly podcast of ours turning 18, james made us lovely cocktails!! so it’s another one of Those episodes, i’m afraid. enjoy, and remember: the show lost is about an island

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EPISODE 69: Smiley

Your hosts this week are so, so, so sorry that we forgot to mention that this was the 69th episode and hope desperately that you’ll find it in your heart to forgive us. Uh, also, we were joined by friend of the show Michelle and watched Smiley this week, a 4chan themed horror movie that, yes, is exactly as bad as it sounds. Welcome to week two of Schlocktober!RECOMMENDATIONS:Fleet Foxes’ Self TitledCupheadTongues UntiedDeath Note (2017)You can find Michelle on her podcast Reloading the Canon or listen to her music as Contain.

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17 – baby stopping needle

hello lost fans. we’re back, with an episode from the absolute pit of despair. that is to say…. lost, season 6, episode 3, What Kate Does. it’s a… it’s a really… it’s just a miserable slice of television. absolutely no good. Kate is there??? kate sure is there. she does stuff. there’s also a temple now. Sayid comes back from the dead, and nobody cares really all that much. we also dip back into the Alternate World where Flight 815 never crashed… and its also bad. surprisingly few tangents in this one!! that’s what happens when the show is bad…

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EPISODE 68: #HORROR

A year has passed, and we’re back for your favorite festive exploration of the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel of horror movies! It’s SCHLOCKTOBER! To start, we decided to look at a movie that’s taking a bold stance in this day and age: teens spend just way too much time on their dang phones! #HORROR is here to put them in their place! Joining them for this #HORRORshow is friend of the show Eva!In addition to the waste of artistic vision that was #HORROR, your hosts also discussed: Hewwo??, Competitive Slashtag, Three Minutes of Gaming, Bedcasting, Weed Strains, Defining…

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