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3 – The Hillary Clinton Amiibo
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

3 – The Hillary Clinton Amiibo

It’s time for Episode 3 of HKIPGTD! It’s a new year, and as always everything is terrible. Trump waves his dick around on Twitter, then uses it to wave away voter fraud. Ontario’s minimum wage hits $14 and Tim Horton’s doin’ Wage ‘Xtortion. Special guest Daniel @tirentu Fournier helps discuss Magic: The Gathering’s very own Pizzagate. The gang recaps Yu-Gi-Oh.Featuring the return of Luna and Lauren, as well as newcomers Zach, Josh and podcast celebrity Andi!Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Yu-Gi-Oh! Theme Songhttps://hkipgtd.tumblr.com/

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January 5, 2018
EPISODE 80: The Corridor
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EPISODE 80: The Corridor

Hey folks! Welcome to the first podcast ever released in 2018! We’re so happy to be awarded this distinction, considering we are also the only podcast now. Sorry, but all your others vanished mysteriously in a cabin up in the woods. Something about some tunnel of light? Yeah, I dunno either. Anyways, we watched The Corridor, and it was better than expected!In addition to Dreamcatche-I mean, The Corridor, we also discussed Snowboarding Chat, Pseudonym Malarky, A Year in Review, Topical Nosebleeds, and Just How Damn Generic All These Names Are!RECOMMENDATIONS:DanganronpaIt’s Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaIntro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah!…

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January 1, 2018
EPISODE 15: Is Mr. Six Alive?
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 15: Is Mr. Six Alive?

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Kapplegate inspired a generation of transformation fetishists and was probably definitely horny for transformation herself. Or at least her ghostwriter for this book was. It’s Cassie time, she turns into a horse, and it’s The Unknown!In addition to alien shitboxes, we also discussed Christmas Talk, Butch Lesbian Cassie, Public Deucing, Transformation Talk, Dyson’s Other Blades, Domain Cultures, and Midwest Morphfest.Referenced media: Kakyoin Has a NightmareSupport us on Patreon!

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December 29, 2017
2 – An Increasingly Militarized Barrel
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

2 – An Increasingly Militarized Barrel

Hello and welcome to Episode 2 of HKIPGTD! We were marred by a few technical issues this week but we sorted most of them out in post, except for our half-baked leftist takes but what would the podcast be without ’em! Featuring a wholly different cast from Episode 1, we discuss Daddy Trudeau, weed legalization, the benefits of fucking aliens and the leftist infighting over what colour Gumby is. Also somehow, they let us on iTunes and Google Play! Please water us with some nice reviews.Featuring Matt, Alex, Linus, Brooks and Eddy.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men No More Heroes…

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December 29, 2017
1 – Satanist Toddlers
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

1 – Satanist Toddlers

Hello and welcome to the inaugural episode of your new favorite leftist politics podcast with a rotating cast of internet SJWs, Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going to Die! It’s not a threat, just a fact. Don’t worry, we’ll be constantly reassuring you of that at all times, because we don’t want to go to prison. For our first episode we’re mostly talking about predictions for 2018, how Doug Jones has no spine, and how all Republicans are absolutely, definitely lizard people. Please let us be on iTunes.Featuring Luna, Sam, Patrick, and LaurenMusic used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men LuigiBlood – Fuck…

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December 22, 2017
28 – the shawarma initiative
The Island Shuffle

28 – the shawarma initiative

in our last episode of 2017, we talk about Season 2 Episode 15, Maternity Leave. it’s all about Claire!! Claire you see, has a baby. what could be wrong with the baby!! we need to go on a journey to a spooky abandoned hospital station to find out… not much. Bean and James also talk about how Men never ask for directions!!!!!!!!!!! what are they THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways enjoy the episode and have a happy holiday and new year!

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December 21, 2017
EPISODE 79: Final Destination 5
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EPISODE 79: Final Destination 5

Your hosts are back at it again this week, slurping up that good good horror movie comfort food that is the Final Destination franchise. Topics include: lesbian communes, Grinchdick, communist affirmations, young, dumb, and full of cum, plot contrivances, logic contrivances, and soooo much more!Support us on Patreon!

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December 20, 2017
27 – the murder torture binary
The Island Shuffle

27 – the murder torture binary

hey hey, this week we’re stick in Season 5, but hoppin ahead to Episode 10… He’s Our You. dumb title!! we’re back to seventies time and everyone’s wondering what the heck to do with Sayid. this episode has a Bus on Fire and also Truth Serum in it, and yet nothing really happens. meanwhile, in the future-past, Sayid finishes committing murders, builds homes, and gets arrested for committing murders. Bean and James sing some songs too.

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December 14, 2017
EPISODE 78: Frozen
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EPISODE 78: Frozen

It’s a truly groundbreaking story told by Disney, in which neither princess goes home with a prince and it’s just about the bond between two sisters. Join us this week as we talk about the seminal animated classic, Frozen! We’ll talk about all the songs, recount our favorite jok-hm? Oh, what’s that? ……folks, I’ve been informed that our movie this week is a DIFFERENT Frozen, about some asshole college kids stuck on a ski lift. Whatever, sure, that works too.Sorry this is a short one, we’re both sick as shit!In addition to powder-covered mountains, we also discussed Patreon Changes, Chekov’s…

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December 11, 2017
EPISODE 14: The Disk Horse
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 14: The Disk Horse

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Hork Bajir shouldn’t know what a wife is. Also, Tobias can morph again! Welcome to The Change! In addition to The Change, we discuss A Low Edit Episode, A Diattribe On Kapplegate’s Shipping, Shonen Talk, Alien Genders, Animorph Get Facebook, Tobias’ Aging, Dickshit McFart’s Prestigious Student Award, and Sundae Headcanons. Sorry about the rough audio this week, Luna was sick as a dog and didn’t really have the energy for the high quality edit you can expect. She’ll…

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December 8, 2017
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