We learned a lot this week on Transformers Earthspark; baby cows are really cute, never take teaching advice from Megatron, Witwicky Pennsylvania has some robust rail infrastructure that is used entirely by shady secret organizations, rules are important, the chore chart is VERY important, never trust a guy named Swindle (we’ve heard this one before), and professional wrestling inspires bad behavior in young viewers. But the one thing we DIDN’T learn is who the hell taught Optimus about fakeout voicemail messages.
