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EPISODE 140: Christine

Vroom, vroom, motherfuckers! Get out of our dreams and into our podcast-murder-car! This week, Sara is joined by Nick to talk about John Carpenter’s Christine, and how, apparently, it’s effectively got the same exact plot as Spider-Man.RECOMMENDATIONS:The Duke of Burgundy (2014)SarazanmaiIntro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.onlineEditing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him duct-taped to your ceiling.

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41 – Five Dollar Big Long

She was a lawyer, and he was a sandwich, can I make it any more obvious??? We really have the best and worst love stories of all time this week. On the one hand, Miranda has the hots for a sandwich and it absolutely rules. But on the two hand… Carrie’s on her Big bullshit worse than ever, we hate it, it’s bad. Meanwhile, we finally meet our other funnie gay of the series (Anthony!) and try to figure out the logistics of sex swings. So sit back, relax, get tested for HIV, and enjoy our discussion of season 3…

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64 – Hey If There’s More If The Oceans Are More If There If The Water Get Tall Then Boat There’s More Boat

Meltdown May is steaming ahead at full power! Sara and Sam discuss some heated gaming moments from a surprising source, the reasons that climate change is good actually, unionbusting airlines, and more!Featuring Sam and Sara Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men

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EPISODE 54: Because Of Her Tendency To Commit Treason Immediately

In the longest episode yet, we somehow stay completely on-topic. In our defense, there’s a lot going on. It’s a seasonally appropriate Animorphs special today as we discuss the book Visser. No, not the monologuing himbo; the other one. Oh shit.In addition to… huh. No, seriously, this is just us talking about purely the book for almost an hour and a half.Referenced media: You made this? I made this.

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91 – the little peanut butter that i dolloped upon your dome

content warning: the flashbacks in this episode deal with domestic abuse, sexual assault, and incest. we keep discussion of this confined from roughly 3:55 to 16:05 if you’d rather skip it.bad episode this week, folks! it’s Season 1 Episode 13, Hearts and Minds. it’s a Boone episode, the only one! in the present, locke torments boone for incredibly normal reasons. and in the past, well? if you read that content warning and said “Lost can probably handle these subjects tactfully,” i’ve got bad news for you, bub. it’s a quick contender one of the all time worst episodes, but at…

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1.14 – Horses Are Racist

A little late but no less great! That’s right, sports fans, we’re back with another classic episode of the pod, where we reaffirm our positions as heads of the Newman/Redford Booster Club, fawn over a certain pair of directorial brothers, and marvel at a film that smiles in the face of a cruel, uncaring world. Oh, and we should note, one of these movies did not age well. How badly did it age? Well, badly enough that our discussion merits big ol’ content warning for CSA. It ain’t all roses in this one, but there are great discussions all around.…

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44: (0w0) What If We Kissed In The Duel Arena Of Death? (0w0)

Seto Kaiba is forced to make the hardest decision of his life: Teamwork... or death. Honestly, it's a coin flip! Join us for a ridiculous duel (well, half of one) between two bitter rivals and two loving boyfriends. I could be describing both sides, really! Watching Episodes 70 and 71 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring: Max, Sarah, Dan, & Argyle PoG Twitter, Tumblr, and Discord Check out Noise Space and The Orange Groves!

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EPISODE 139: Shutter Island

This week we’re coming in hot with an episode that definitely didn’t sit on any kind of backburner for a week or so and is immediately dated very minutes into the preamble at all… as your host Sara has friend of the show Gage back again to talk about the DiCaprio vehicle Shutter Island! Join us as we blast from the past into a My Little Pony discussion, make the expected jokes about Emily Blunt’s name, really enjoy some nice, rich Boston accents, and more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Fruits Basket (2019)The Tick (2016)Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their…

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63 – Subway: It Gives You Titties

Lauren and Alex Leafcrunch are coming at you this week to have a little barista chat and then talk about Jacob Wohl’s latest hilarious failure, Caster Semenya’s case against the IAAF, the possibility of a tumblr buyout, a brief beverage ASMR intermission, the Theranos documentary, Doug Ford’s cellphone shenanigans, Burger Moods, the cyberbullying of Sonic, and the podcast vampire of LuminaryFeaturing alex leafcrunch and Lauren Edited by PatrickMusic Used The Taxpayers – Evil Men Burger King – #FeelYourWayLink to thread mentioned by alex about Doug Ford

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