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EPISODE 138: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

Hey, what was the name of this movie again? Sara sure can’t keep it straight! But I’m pretty sure it’s A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge! And on top of that, girlfriend of the show Andrea joined us to holler about homoerotic “subext”!In addition to Freddy the 13th, we also talk about Classic Dick Splinters, Hotboxing in a Pickle, Make Me, Daddy Needs Weed, and Mr. Wonderful!RECOMMENDATIONS:TacomaEnter the GungeonThanks Andrea for being on the show! If you wanna follow her, check her out at @DregaDraws on twitter!Thanks as always to Satah for their excellent intro/outro music! Find more…

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39 – Tastes Awful, But it Works!

We knew you were thinking it – CGMD just doesn’t talk about cum enough. We heard your thoughts and we’re here to fix the problem. For the occasion, we’ve brought in our good friend and regular guest Sara! The episode of the week is season 3 episode 9, Easy Come, Easy Go, where Charlotte masters her psychic powers, Samantha gets a mouthful of garbage juice, and we go down to flavour town with some nuanced discussions about everyone’s favourite bodily fluid. Meanwhile, Carrie’s plot is so bad that you’re gonna wish we were talking about cum instead. I wish I…

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3 – Sherlock feat. Jan

In Episode 3 of The Ask Box, I go in deep with one of my earliest Tumblr friends Jan FKA Froghat about what it was like to participate in early Sherlock fandom. She has some great stories about running a Martin Freeman blog during a time of great Cumberbitchery, including that time when Martin himself noticed her blog!Jan: twitter.com/meetyourmouth Me: (Allegra): twitter.com/llegrarosenberg The Ask Box: twitter.com/TheAskBox

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4 – Jesse McMinute Pilot Episode

Ah sah, dude? This episode was really short, but we managed to make a full podcast out of it! Mostly by talking about what’s the worst thing to feel when you’re swimming (spoiler alert: it isn’t pee). Hop aboard our stolen raft, join us in welcoming a surprise comrade to the resistance, and give a big shoutout to the Noisespace sect!ALSO: I’m a big goof and forgot to mention that we now have a Discord! You can join it! Witty phrase to end this section!Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro:…

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EPISODE 53: Some People Irony Poison To Cope

Cancel culture is when six teenagers with alien technology come together to try to get you to freak out over some cockroaches in your salad. Sometimes, the natural state of two lifebeings interacting is fear. These are just quotes from Blair I really loved that were too long to make the episode title. I’m writing this at a bar because as I ordered a beer, I realised I hadn’t finished editing the episode, so I did it in the corner. Like a cool kid! The things I do for you. Anyway, book, I guess. I’m over it! Animorphs book 35:…

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89 – summer of 41

welcome to the Sum 41 shuffle, where we recount facts about exactly one band called Sum 41. by sheer coincidence we also watched Season 5, Episode 15, Follow The Leader. in the past, Jack wonders about blowing up a hydrogen bomb and thinks its a really good idea. some of his friends disagree!! and in the present, Locke runs a few errands with his friends Ricky and Ben. Sun exists also. we also finally decide to run for office, and Richard Gere joins the battle. good luck to all involved.

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43: 50% Man, 50% Fish, 100% Dad

Have you ever seen Blackfish? These episodes are kinda like that, except the orca is just here to do funny tricks. At least there's still emotional depth! The two stinkiest men in the world are here to duel, and the loser has to take a bath. The stakes are higher than ever! Plus, our latest, greatest, hair-raising-est segment yet!Watching Episodes 68 and 69 (nice!) of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel MonstersFeaturing Sarah, Dan, and SECRET 5TH HOST ELLIOTT!TumblrTwitterDiscordNoise SpaceThe Orange Groves

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1.13 – ChAPPlin

Three heavy hitters in this one, and a fourth one that’s… okay? Well, I guess it depends on who you ask. One of these movies is definitely not like the others. Also, this episode isn’t as blue as the last few, but there’s plenty of Boner Content to go around for the faithful. We also talk about a shitty movie that is not in this bracket that should be appended with every CW and -ism you can think of, so be forewarned. But we also talk about William H. Macy’s life imitating William H. Macy’s art, liking movies for different…

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4 – My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy by Kanye West (10.0)

David’s long-time friend James joins the podcast as the resident Kanye Fan, and there ends up being a lot of discussion about Bon Iver smoking weed with Rick Ross. Did Kanye really make a perfect album? Did Chris Rock really get the watch he wanted? With the bezel? Was that Drake we just heard for 3 seconds? There’s a lot of questions to be answered here.

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62 – Dirt for Jared

Dirt for Jared. Dirt for Jared.Matt and Patrick are here to talk about dirt for Jared, Alberta, which is famously covered in dirt, and other things but those have less to do with dirt and Jared. Dirt for Jared.Featuring Matt and Patrick Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Johnny Cash – HurtDirt for Jared.

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