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S4E4 – Mary Berry’s Scrumpy, Soggy Bottom

Teens, I hope you have your funny fake Nevada IDs, because it’s cognac season! We’re here to talk about S04E04, “One Foot Out the Door”! Another bad one! Thank god! Paul Perlove is at it again, and we really hate to see it. This man hates Amy and Adrian so much! And Grace too, I think? And people with depression? And, uh, people who do nails? Paul, you need to chill. This week, Jordan just will not stop doing his taxes. April 15th, don’t forget!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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84 – rick the dick

what do you think about culture and class in korea? well Season 2 Episode 5 “…And Found” has some thoughts and is eager to share them with you, cause it’s all about Sun and Jin baby!!!! in this episode’s past, Sun tries to find love and Jin tries to find a job. and in the present, Jin fights a friend and Sun wonders where Jin is. we consider some health care policy and master the art of the segue this week, and demand cusses from the queen. we have fun, in other words! thanks for listening

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38: 1-800-XRAY-CONTACTS

Sonic the Hedgehog escaped from the city, but we're heading right into it! Battle city has officially kicked off, and what better way to start than with a duel between the purest heart imaginable and a dirty, cheating ghoul? Always remember to give 100% of your Kaiba, especially if you're only 50% of a blimp. This analogy doesn't really work, huh? Watching: Episodes 56 & 57 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring: Argyle, Dan, Sarah PoG Twitter, Tumblr, and Discord

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EPISODE 134: Ghost Ship

Come sail away, come sail away with us this week, us being your beloved host Sara with returning guest and friend of the show Kit Spindler in tow! This week’s duo is watching true artistic masterpiece Ghost Ship and dive headlong into the murky waters of Ghost Horny, The Morality of Ship Scavenging, Intense Philosophical Thought on One’s Past Sins, and Fun with Bisection!RECOMMENDATIONS:Steamworks Dig 2 Baba Is You Hypnospace OutlawIntro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him by looking deep, deep, deep within…

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34 – Harvard Gender School

CW: Talk about bones breaking for a couple minutes in the questions section (the question is about this subject so you’ll know when it’s coming!)This week your hosts have braved a truly awful episode of Sex and the City for you. We even dragged in a very special guest to suffer with us, friend of the show Josh! The episode of the week is season 3 episode 4, Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl… and hoo boy, the title is just the tip of the iceberg. Carrie dates a bisexual man, Charlotte does drag, and as you can imagine the writers handle…

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S4E3 – The Enigma of Adriana Fault

Messy episode incoming! We’re here with Roy of the show Roy to talk about S04E03, “When Opportunity Knocks,” and then to talk about it again two days later after Roy’s computer bluescreened halfway through the episode! Shoutout to Discord voice recording bot Craig, without whom this episode wouldn’t exist! Anyway, this episode is bad. Grace is not a person, George is a very bad person, Jack thinks it’s season 3 again, you know the drill. This week, we talk way too much about Game of Thrones. Sorry!Sam | Jordan | RoyTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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58 – Veto O’Fork

This episode was nearly lost a dozen times, what you hear now has been edited together from at least 7 separate audio tracks. My roommates were loud, I dropped a fork on myself, Craig died thrice, weird audio desync, and no preparation. It all comes together to give you a very special free form jazz episode of HKIPGTD, risen from the ashes. We talk about Beto, Mueller, Trudeau, and some other stuff in between our collective exasperation. Let my frankenstein sing into your ears.Featuring: Brooks, Alex Leafcrunch, and Patrick(who also edited)Music Used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Spanish Flea –…

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EPISODE 50: Orange Julius Is The Illuminati

If you see a less caffeinated version of this episode walking around, let us know so we can join forces. Until then, let me introduce you to the evil (?) twin: a full hour of someone audibly using a fidget spinner kicked off by someone else saying “Teens Lit AF”. It’s Animorphs book 32, The Separation, and the hosts are… of two minds about it. Bwomp bwooooompIn addition to a truly iconic cover, we discuss: I’ve Become Superhuman For Finding Fucking Ingredients, Rachel’s Astrological Chart, Orange Julius Androids, and Gut CheckReferenced media: We Fooled The Internet w/ Fake Justin Bieber…

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37: Honda get Honda

Who would win in a fight: one Obelisk, or three Exodias? Hopefully you have accrued enough knowledge of this mind-sport that you know the correct answer, which is the third option: Friendship! We're nearly at the start of Battle Shitty, so put on your weirdest outfits and meet us at the town square! It's time to race for pinks! Watching: Episodes 54 & 55 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring: Dan, Max, and Sarah PoG Twitter, Tumblr, and Discord Check out Noise Space and The Orange Groves!

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83 – the northern passage

it’s Pilot Part 2 this week!! remember the start of the show? the gang is still raw from a Plane Crash and Sawyer is very racist. Boone and Shannon are here too, remember them? a mountain is tall, a crew assembles, a hike occurs… and tensions flare!! meanwhile we roast landlords everywhere, remember lyrics, consider “Bad Weed”, and figure out a theory about where exactly the island might just be in. it’s our favourite island ever, baby!

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