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54 – Pokemon Black and White 3

Folks! Matt’s here to tell you that politics is a huge woman destroying the State of Virginia and the Province of Ontario, and we’re all too horny to stop her. Wait shit. I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it. We play a little game of Schrodinger’s Racism and everyone catches a terminal case of Internet Mad. Time to grab a huge mug of chamomile tea and log the fuck off.Featuring: Eden, Roy, and Sara Edited by and also featuring Matt.Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Daft Punk – Get Lucky Marty Robbins – Big Iron Steven Universe – Giant…

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78 – laughing about waluigi

we recommend searching for an image of waluigi before entering this episode, though it isn’t necessary. what IS necessary is Season 1 Episode 11, titled All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues. Jack hates his daddy! and he hates when his friends get stolen into the Jungle! but he LOVES to punch a dead man. forgive us for getting political, but we can’t help ourselves. we’ve also got some ideas for the oscars! exciting stuff

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32: Jonan the Barbarian

Y'all heard about... video games? Because none of the gang have! This week is basically The Matrix, or Sword Art Online, or really any comparable media property. As is tradition, there are no rules in this Egyptian god-forsaken land. Pick a card, any card! It's sure to be the one you need, as per the plot requirements. Watching: episodes 43, 44, & 45 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring: Sarah, Max, Dan, and special guest James! PoG Twitter, Tumblr, and Discord Check out Noise Space and The Orange Groves!

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EPISODE 131: The Nun

Well, hey, I know we’re not great about putting the Patreon polls up on time, but did we really deserve this? Because y’all made us watch The Nun and I hate to be a debbie downer, but man, this movie was a rough one y’all! Thanks for picking it!In addition to this fucking nightmare, we also discussed Tidiness, Late Lore Creation, Cinema Sins But Like Real Sins, Christ Blood, and Hellchurch!RECOMMENDATIONS:CrossCodeSeason 3 of SerialThanks as always to people you meet outside of bars for their excellent intro/outro music! Check them out at gaygothvibes.online!Support us on Patreon!

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28 – Bram Stroker

If you’re bad at sex then you might want to listen closely this week, because our titular city gals are trying to figure out how to know if you’re good in bed. Our episode of the week is season 2 episode 16, Was It Good For You, and the girls are all pretty valid for once! It’s time to get tantric, so buckle up and watch out for unexpected facials!

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53 – Unsolicited Dick Nixon Pic

Hello! Join us this week as we talk about the presidential announcements from Officer Kamala Harris and Overlord Howard Schultz, DHS entrapment, Jussie Smollett, The Dirty Man Of Mike Rowe, Jeff F*ck, and probably some other stuffFeaturing: Lauren, Roy, and Sam Edited by PatrickMusic Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Utada Hikaru – Sanctuary

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17 – Ace Inventura

This week on My Podcabbages, Summer and Noah explore creachers, slime, cultural appropriation, and other elements from the 17th episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.Music by Noah. Art by Summer.

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EPISODE 47: I’d Like To Go On Record As Saying George Washington Is Not My Daddy

It’s about that TIME to figure out if you can keep a SECRET. Elfangor’s secret! In honour of this episode being shorter than usual, so is the amount of effort I’m going to spend on this description. If you hate it so much, why not go kill my goddamn grandpa so I’m never even ON this podcast? Fuck you. The book is MegaMorphs Three: Elfangor’s Secret. I said it already! Up top!! Whatever. I’m the version of me from the bad timeline where you killed my grandpa’s neighbour who was just in there trying to water my grandpa’s plants and…

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77 – jacob should have stayed dead

the lads talk about What They Died For, Season 6 Episode 16. it’s the very penultimate episode of the whole dang show! right before the finale!! so you know it’s going to be some real great television. Jacob explains it all in a very satisfying way, while Ben and Widmore, the two big antagonists, finally really butt heads once and for all! also, what if our favourite plane made it safe and sound? it means Jack has a child and there’s a big big concert! join us as we look directly into the camera of our own souls.

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31: J.O. Ankh

Ah, it feels so good to be back in Japan after a grueling 48 hours in Duelist Kingdom. The good news is that grandpa's alive and well! The bad news is that an 8 year old with an attitude problem is here to cause a ruckus. Will Yugi be able to defeat Rebecca Hawkins, duelist extraordinaire, after beating an absurdly powerful millennium item-wielding American billionaire? The answer may surprise you. (Sorry for the audio issues in this one! Discord decided that we shouldn't have a smooth recording this week) Watching: episodes 41 & 42 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring: Max,…

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