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72 – tommy tuna

it’s Season 5, Episode 5, This Place is Death, this week. it’s all about Jin finding his friends and Sun holding a gun. be sure to stick around for the greatest television pitch you’re ever gonna hear.

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EPISODE 125: Perfect Blue

CONTENT WARNING: This movie contains a scene of sexual assault as a pivotal moment in the film, and as such, we discuss that content a fair bit. If that’s something that might get to you, totally understandable, and you might wanna skip this one.I’ll be honest, I really don’t have much to say here. Perfect Blue? Turns out it’s a good fuckin’ movie! Enjoy this hour of Sara marking the fuck out over Satoshi Kon’s entire body of work, marvel as she says some smart shit for once!Super Smanched Brothers, Saying Legal Things About Darren Aronofsky, Fruit Ninja Decapitations, A…

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22 – Telekinetic Autofellatio

Welcome to Sex and the City’s first real dive into lowkey racism – whether it’s comparing dating to the caste system or making bad name puns, Carrie sure does blow ass this week! We’re talking about season 2 episode 10: The Caste System, and yeah, they sure did think that was a good episode title. In other news, Steve is a whiny pissbaby, Charlotte is a bougie-ass enemy of the working class, and we’d rather be talking about Ewan McGregor than any of these plots!

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EPISODE 124: Cube 2: Hypercube

This week, your hosts leap into the fourth dimension in order to wrap our heads around this baffling sequel to Cube. Maybe it’s the time distortion, maybe it’s the Fortnite walls, maybe it’s the impressively nonsensical writing and acting that seem to just rotate your body in zero-G as you age rapidly while watching this movie, but there’s just something about this one, folks. There’s just something about this one.RECOMMENDATIONS:Hey Riddle Riddle10 Cloverfield LaneThank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.Support the show on Patreon!

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48 – Mom Boot Goofin’

Call us the Oscars, because we needed a new host! Two of them, actually! But like we’re not gonna fire them, like what the Oscars did to Kevin Hart. Look, it’s hard being topical, okay? Either way – please welcome our two new hosts, Alex (Leafcrunch) and Roy (Fuckwarlock)! They’re our newest additions to the roster and we’re really excited to have them. Join us as we mourn the death of George Homework Bush at the hands of his tragic No Nut November accident, mourn the loss of female-presenting nipples from Tumblr at the hands of the bastard man David…

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13 – Oninymous

This week on My Podcabbages, Summer and Noah explore masks, frogs, Momo’s Fortnite adventure, and other elements from the thirteenth episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.Music by Noah. Art by Summer.

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71 – stoked to poke

we’re back!! after a month off we’re talkin’ about our favourite show ever, and you know it’s gotta be Lost. of course it’s Season 4 Episode 5, The Constant. ol’ Desmond’s on a helicopter, then he’s in the military?? what kind of nonsense?? well we sure hope he finds the love of his life. turns out it’s a genuinely great episode of lost. meanwhile we evaluate a doctor. thanks again for listening and see you next week!

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24: Heated Duelling Moments

Sorry about the late one, Argyle machine broke.Late as it may be, I hope y'all are ready to hear about the Most Extra Shit to ever go down in Duelling history. It's Kaiba versus Yami baybee! The (sexual) tension is through the roof! Or off the roof, we shoujld say....Watching: episodes 22, 23, and 24 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel MonstersFeaturing: Argyle,Dan, and Max, who has been fired for accent crimesJoin our DiscordPoG Twitter, Tumblr

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1.4 – You’ve Infected Me with Your Michael

Well, we’re here, sports fans. We have to contend with who is possibly the biggest boil on cinema’s ass to date, and possibly of the whole bracket. But not before we screw up the names of fantasy dudes and silent film pioneers and generally just make a mess of things. But fear not, we gets some pretty good joke in there too! Four new cinematic combatants enter the cage, but only two can come out victorious on the long, long road to the finals.–This week’s matchups: Unforgiven v. The Bridge on the River Kwai Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship…

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21 – Smeg Dead Redemption

Welcome to City Girls: Bigger, Longer, Uncut! Just kidding, if this episode was uncut it would’ve been literally 2 hours long because we had a lot to say. This week our focus is on season 2 episode 9: Old Dogs, New Dicks. Get ready to learn a lot from your foreskin-stanning hosts, with topics including circumcision statistics, smegma, penis guillotines, and Red Dead Redemption. Also, Alex teaches Stephanie about donkey beaches!

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