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EPISODE 115: Halloween (2007)
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 115: Halloween (2007)

On this Schlocktober eve, the ghosts of Schlocktober past have occupied our hosts to make them way, way madder about this movie than it deserves. Join us as we recount Rob Zombie’s take on Halloween with potentially misplaced ire, as we ramp up into the monthlong celebration of garbage that is Schlocktober!In addition to Michael Myers’s Second Coming, we also discussed Beerbaiting, Bad Edits, Motives?, Weird Music Selections, and A Schlocktober Preview!RECOMMENDATIONS:The original Ace Attorney trilogyThe Paper Chase’s Now You Are One Of UsVote on Junius’s Schlocktober movie here! And make sure you tune in to our first Schlocktober stream…

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September 24, 2018
11 – Hold Hands and the City
City Girls Make Do

11 – Hold Hands and the City

This week on CGMD we’re joined by a very special guest, friend of the show Sara! We talk about episode 11, in which the titular sex is but a dream for our girls. Samantha’s edging, Carrie’s farting, and Stephanie doesn’t know the difference between boxing and wrestling. So buckle up, slam that NUT button, and enjoy this highly cursed episode!Sara’s Twitter: twitter.com/SunhatZhenya Sara’s Tumblr: chiesatonakas.tumblr.com

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September 23, 2018
5 – The Sh*tboy Punslinger King of Omashu
My Podcabbages

5 – The Sh*tboy Punslinger King of Omashu

This week on My Podcabbages, Summer and Noah explore cabbage spirits, Omashu’s Smoky Alpine Mountain Coaster, Sokka’s political ideology, and other elements from the fifth episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.Music by Noah. Art by Summer.

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September 21, 2018
39 – Antz (1998 Film)
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

39 – Antz (1998 Film)

I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over.(CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in)Featuring Sam, Sara, and Patrick.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Captain Beefheart & His…

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September 21, 2018
64 – a big cup of exposition coffee
The Island Shuffle

64 – a big cup of exposition coffee

special guest Jack Bielli joins us today on this jumbo-sized episode of the show! we watch Season 5 Episode 14, The Variable. we learn about Daniel Faraday this week! he arrives on the island in past-times, screams at everyone, and wants to talk to his mom. no clue why, cause in the past, we learn his mom ain’t great! we also learn the truth about eggs. thanks for listening!by the way, you can check out Jack and James’ lovely podcast, Lovable Favourites, right over here: https://soundcloud.com/lovablefavouritespodcast

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September 20, 2018
#2 – Lincoln (1988)
Giants Confirmed

#2 – Lincoln (1988)

Returning for a particularly enlightening second episode of Giants Confirmed, Trevor and Matt book a trip to the Johns’ hometown of Lincoln, Massachussetts for an in-depth review of the band’s 1988 sophomore album — and as one might expect, it’s filled with even more oblique references and confounding trivia than their debut. To paraphrase one of the record’s biggest songs: I don’t want the world, I just want to know what the hell “Purple Toupee” is about!

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September 20, 2018
EPISODE 114: Deep Dark
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 114: Deep Dark

Blair and Sara get a little randy and risqué in this week’s episode as we get dick-deep in the wussy (wall-pussy) of Deep Dark! Join us on this psychosexual experience as we cover topics like Best Emo-Rock Operas, Bougie Sports, Wussy Approval, Weekly Scheduled Actor Googling, Art Discourse, and MORE!RECOMMENDATIONS:Pokemon MoonHospice by The AntlersTHANK YOU AS ALWAYS to Satah at gaygothvibes.online for our intro and outro music! We love you!

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September 17, 2018
39 – Rich and Famous (1980)
Stuck in the Middle With You

39 – Rich and Famous (1980)

Bust out your copy of Gone With the Wind and be careful with that teddy bear! This time around, the guys take a look at the final film from legendary classical Hollywood filmmaker George Cukor, Rich and Famous. Also, Derek asks his co-host a conceptual question about homoeroticism, and Juan goes toe to toe with a nearly 40-year-old take by Pauline Kael.This episode’s recommendations:Day for NightThe Women

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September 17, 2018
10 – A Tits Out Kinda Gal
City Girls Make Do

10 – A Tits Out Kinda Gal

Welcome to double digits baybeeee!! We made it to episode 10: The Baby Shower. This week we’re talking about the cult of motherhood, our hot new business idea for pregnant women, and the perks of birth control. So get your tits out, throw your pickles in the trash, and enjoy the episode!

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September 16, 2018
EPISODE 38: It’s Cool Being Tobias Isn’t It
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 38: It’s Cool Being Tobias Isn’t It

By the grayse of gawd, Blair and Satah are here to discuss Animorphs book 23, The Pretender. What’s family? What’s morality? How does a hawk deal with CTPSD & clinical depression? How do we adopt & protect him, please, like please,???In addition to Tobias’ general angst, we discuss Experimental Podcast Loops, Listen Let’s Talk About Wills, Traumababy, Ax Is Only A Little Boy, The Gentlest “Shut The Fuck Up”, Animorphs Open Mic Night, Humans R Just Animals With Philosophy, and The Protagonist Degree

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September 15, 2018
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