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14 – is that vincent?

welcome back to the island shuffle. this week Bean and James talk about not just any episode… it’s Season One Episode One!! the very first hour of lost!! directed by JJ himself!! it’s Pilot (Part 1) and its a very different show than the big ol mess we know and love. heck, when Jack’s the main character and not Sawyer, you know somethin’s a little weird. still, it’s a heck of a Pilot. and it even has a Pilot in it! the kind that flies a plane!! meanwhile, matthew mcconnaughey’s career is evaluated, and bean criticizes james’ choice of coaster.…

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EPISODE 65: XX

This week, Blair and Luna get in touch with their feminine side as they attempt to engage with ostensibly feminist horror anthology XX, and boy howdy do they have a time with it! Topics include: Cherry Vanilla Pepi, 3D Modeling, Just Talkin’ About the Movie V/H/S, Rosemary’s Baby II: Still Fuckin’ The Devil, and just the most audible disappointment ever.RECOMMENDATIONS:Over the Garden WallLucky Number Slevin

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EPISODE 8: The Caddyshack Classic

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Luna was the boss baby. It’s true! Also, we’re here with our first Megamorphs book: The Andalite’s Gift. PLEASE read this book.In addition to this extremely good book, your anonymous hosts also discussed: Mission Impossible Tropes, Young Idiot Luna, Snake Farts, Blair Gets MEAN, Kapplegate’s Sponsorship Deals, Bi Cousins, Big Jim’s Crazy Taxi, Luna Learns About Straight Women, and Arthur Read the Fascist?Media discussed this episode: Alternate book cover artSupport us on Patreon!

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13 – murder in my heart

episode thirteen, if you know what i mean!! this week we learn What Kate Did, in Season 2 Episode 9. what’d she do? it’s, well, it’s gotta be murder. she’s haunted by it!! can’t blame her, frankly. meanwhile, eko tells a bible story and michael chats online. bean and james also talk about old TV shows and good ol’ nickelback. thanks for listening to our silly lil show!

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EPISODE 64: Splice

Well folks, we’re here to issue a public apology. In her sick leave, Luna went ahead and fused some DNA together in an act against god. She’s sorry, but what’s done is done, and it’s loose in Rochester, but above all else she wants you to know she’s very sorry. And she’s back! So while the beast runs rampant in upstate NY, we decided to sit down and record an episode on the oddly topical Splice.In addition to genetic monstrosities flying directly in the face of god, your hosts also discussed Weird Car Sightings, An Extremely Long Green Lantern Tangent,…

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12 – grandma’s secret

hey hey hey its ole hickory ham podcast. episode twelve. we’re talkin Episode 8 of Season 4….. it’s Meet Kevin Johnson. we learn about Michael and what happened to him after he committed two murders. short answer: lotta guilt, and now he’s on a freighter. we also talk about Important Firsts and we meet a new podcast co-host. folks, it’s grandma time.

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EPISODE 63: Prince of Darkness

This week, Luna calls in sick, so Blair is instead joined by friend of the show An to talk science and satan as we discuss John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness! This week we discuss topics such as [BLAIR PLEASE PUT SOMETHING HERE WHEN YOU’RE NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED] and much, much more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Can’t Maintain by AJJThe Expanse

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EPISODE 7: I’m Bussy?

This week, your hosts John McCain and Sarah Palin dive deep into the BIG existential questions, such as “Can the flap of a butterfly’s wings change the course of history?” and “How do you hold onto hope after seeing the face of your own doom?” and “Why does Kapplegate continue to be like this?”Discover the answer to these questions and more as we discuss the seventh book in the Animorphs series, The Stranger!Very Important Visual Aides: Cover ICover IIYeerk?????

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11 – zuckerberg?

well well well……. this might be it. this could very well be the worst episode we’ve watched yet. it’s Season 3, Episode 14… Exposé. we meet Nikki and Paolo, who were juuust off camera of all the important things that happened through the series. through it all, they had one thing on their mind… money, baby. diamonds. this is probably the least tangential episode yet, because there’s so much to unpack about how much of a failure this episode is at being fun to watch. why not listen to us gripe and grouse about it for forty some minutes?

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EPISODE 62: The Final Girls

Folks, we’re coming to you from the other side of the silver screen, somehow – we’re trapped in the movies! While we figure out how to get home, we sat down and recorded an episode about the surprisingly topical metatextual horror flick The Final Girls! Hopefully we’ll find our way out before next week – I don’t think this gimmick will work in the episode descriptions twice!School Fever, Buttrock Dissection, Nazi Punchin, Schlocktober Prep, The Final Girls vs. Final Girl, A Weird and Long Seventh Son Discussion, Bifurcation Via Trauma, Film’s Best Striptease, and Entering Movies.RATINGS On a scale of…

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