Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that these book titles barely mean anything, and that these kids are fucked up. This week, we read the second volume in the Animorphs saga, The Visitor! Also, apologies for the weird sound – had a few minor unfixable issues while recording.
welcome to The Island Shuffle. bean and james begin a long journey by talking about Season 2, episode 19… the Long Con. we meet our hero, Sawyer, and learn how long a con can be…… (spoilers, it can be pretty dang long!!)
Welcome, everyone, to the second episode of everyone’s favorite podcast, Fearbaiting colon Boy in the House! This week, your beloved host Alek invites returning guest Blair and new-to-the-show Luna to talk about AB Video Solution’s This House Has People In It. Remember to wash your hands before and after listening to this podcast, as it is the number one way to contract Lynks disease! Topics include: Mountain Dew, esports, modern absurdism, terrifying ways your house can be, shipping! and so much more…RECOMMENDATIONS:EverythingPlanetariumMission: Impossible
We narrowly avoided death last time, but we’re still haunted by its specter. But we took some important time out of running from the grim reaper’s machinations to sit down, watch Final Destination 3, and then talk about it! We also discuss The Bye Bye Man Returns, Lesbian Broccoli, Luna Gets Musical, Competitive Pronunciation, A Bevy of Zac Efron Knockoffs, PSP Opinions, Workout Tipz, DVNO: The Anti-ASMR, and Death of the Host. RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Fuck You Ben Franklins, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: This is a full five out of five.…
Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. It’s too risky, and they’ve got to be careful. Really careful. So they don’t trust anyone. Because if they find them…well, they just won’t let them find ’em.. The thing you should know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you. Welcome to the inaugural episode of Luna and Blair’s Animorphs fancast! In addition to The Invasion, your (anonymous) hosts talk about Backflip Death, Andalite Vore, Great Animal Names, Delicate Boy Modesty, BIG JIM, and Permamorph.
This week, your hosts celebrate their semi-centennial episode with a good ol’ fashioned John Carpenter flick, In the Mouth of Madness. A divisive movie to be sure, potentially producing a divisive podcast episode as well, because in this one: Blair tickles your ears with some ASMR, Luna takes off her shirt, there are vore jokes, celebrity conspiracy theories, things get real rough and rowdy, generally speaking, and your host make approximately five hundred diversions. All in a day’s work.RATINGS (0 to 5 Slow-Mo Dogs) Blair – 4/5 Luna – 4.5/5RECOMMENDATIONS:ContraPointsAngel Heart
On this very special anniversary episode of Fearbaiting, our hosts talk about Blair’s favorite movie of all time, The Blair Witch Project! We also announce our new Animorphs spinoff project, The Wonder Yeerks! Yes, we know we call it “The Golden Yeerks,” that’s wrong. And we announce our Patreon! More information about that can be found at this link. Once again, just wanted to say a genuine thanks for all the support we’ve had from our listeners this past year.We also discuss: Dad Dabs, The Podcast Killer, Composer Factz, Our Shortest Plot Summary, Fearbaiting Superlatives, Flashbacks!, Fearbaiting’s Best Meme, Li’l…
The crew is back on dry land and everything is terrible. Sounds like a good time for a carnival, right? Nothing like funnel cakes, JNCO jeans, and facing your inner demons that made you run away from your family and past. There’s also a wrestling show! Kimulo enjoys a tasty treat. Ralmevik is Rudo. Rudo is someone else entirely.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer
This week Blair and Luna are joined by chaotic trickster spirit and friend of the show Satah to talk about The Craft! And it gets… pretty hectic, as they play fast and loose with what can legally be considered a podcast about movies. But stick with us! They cover topics such as, a harrowing b-plot to remember the name of an album, one woman’s desperate attempts to keep the gang on topic, sharks, super flirty sleepovers, being a teenager in the 90s, and lesbian potentiality.RATINGS: Luna – Ehhh???/5 fake plane crashes Blair – 3/5 fake plane crashes Satah – 3/5…
This week, your hosts are joined by actual literate human person and former professor of one half of your usual crew, Brian Hauser to discuss The Babadook. This week we talk about film and genre and the meaningfulness of horror in the cultural sphere, goddamn it, because we’re college-educated individuals with an interest in the theoretical examination of the things we’re passionate about and we don’t even make one dick joke this week, I swear to god.RATINGS: Luna – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel Blair – 4/5 bowls of gruel Brian – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel with a side of AmbienRECOMMENDATIONS:Double…