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EPISODE 58: Stay Alive

This week, your hosts jack into the matrix as they try to unravel the increasingly convoluted plot of Stay Alive, and try not to die in the process. Topics include Ready Player One, upgraded tech, topical Wii jokes, Ready Player One, Sword Art Online, Frankie Muniz, and Ready Player One.RECOMMENDATIONS:Lana del Rey’s Lust For Life Spiderman: Homecoming

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6 – taco night crisis

hello, and welcome to ep 6!! we watch Season 3, Episode 6 here… it’s called I DO, and guess who’s getting married? it’s gotta be everyone’s favorite fugitive. we talk about KATE and the destruction she leaves in her wake for no particular reason. we also spend lots of time embroiled in a Steamy Sordid Love Triangle!! hoo baby!!

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EPISODE 57: Dead Ringers

It dawns on us, halfway through recording: Maybe we should have picked a different movie to talk about while fucked up on FourLoko? Regardless, your hosts watched and then… kind of talked about Dead Ringers this week, while full of that nasty, nasty FourLoko poison, and we invite you to try to remember what happened that night with us. Hey, you can’t blame us. You asked for this.RECOMMENDATIONS:Nyx FearsFriends at the Table

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EPISODE 4: Kapplegate’s Word Crimes

Luna and Blair can’t tell you their real names. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they fucking LOVE Cassie. Also, we meet our collective son, Ax! The gang’s finally all here! In addition to The Message, your hosts talk about: The First Book Cover for the Fourth Fucking Time, MORPH GAIN, Hypothetical Squirrel Dominance, The Last Podbender, What If: Dick Riordan, Horseshoe Theory, Theology Ruminations, Mark!, Everyone’s Fucking Gay, Monkey Dabbing, and Kappagate.Things we discussed: Sheena, Queen of the Jungle clip Lenticular CoverJapanese CoverSupport us on Patreon!

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5 – this looks like a gun

episode five?? it’s true, we’re back and we’re talking about Season 1, Episode 16…… titled OUTLAWS. it stars the protagonist of the show, sawyer, as he fights a boar and also his sordid past life of crime. sunrise, sunset. we realize that season 1 of lost is really tonally distinct from the rest of the show, and we also stretch the definition of “australian accent”.

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EPISODE 56: Man Vs.

Pack your bags and bring your tent! This week, your hosts are taking you camping!!!!! Now, we’re no survivalists, but we did happen to watch a horror movie about one, which is basically just as good, so gather around the campfire and let Blair and Luna tell you about Man Vs., and we’ll discuss topics such as: Surrealist advertising, Syfy sponsored graphics, Boss Baby out on BluRay, propeller dynamics, and so much more!RECOMMENDATIONS: Let’s Go To Hell17776

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4 – a man of the cloth

it’s episode FOUR baby!!!! we talk about season 2 episode 21…. titled simply ? … mysterious, right?? what a mysterious title. oooooo. i’m spooked. this is our longest ep yet bc we talk about a lot of other stuff, like planes, words, and carly rae jepsen

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EPISODE 55: Ginger Snaps

So, bad news: Blair’s a werewolf now. I mean it’s pretty cool to be honest but it makes podcasting difficult. So in the meantime, we’ve got returning guest Luca here to talk about Ginger Snaps! Kinda weird how on-theme Luca’s selection was, but whatever! Sorry about the weird audio around the 14 minute mark – no idea how to fix that without destroying the episode.In addition to some very distressed goth sisters, we discuss Cracker Crunch ASMR, Anime Chat, Luna is Very Tired, Luna Leaves And Luca Talks About Trolls, Welcome to Baileyshits, Goth Club Adventures, That Wolverine Shit, MoreThanBrothersDotNet,…

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EPISODE 3: Nature Vs. Nurture: Furry Edition

Luna and Blair can’t tell you their real names. Or where they live. What they can tell you is, though, that Tobias leads an incredibly depressing life. In addition to The Encounter, your (anonymous) hosts discuss Podcast Passable, Animorphs Spoilers, The First And Last Episode of The Bone Zone, Animorphs: The Game, Proof Talk, Necessary Recap, Dog Interruption, Proogle, A DEEP Wikipedia Dive, Big Dick RidesThings we talked about: Animorphs: Shattered RealityBoris Cabrera being jacked as fuckDeath Battle: Visser Three vs. Mewtwo

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3 – the nerd crew

it’s episode three of the ISLAND SHUFFLE and we’re drinking martinis to celebrate. this episode we watched Season 6, Episode 8, called RECON, and YES that is exactly one episode prior to the episode we watched prior!! those odds are crazy. anyways, we learn about the alternate timeline where sawyer is still horny, and also we make fun of some nerds for probably way too long. we’re sorry.

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