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EPISODE 46: Last Shift

Sorry we’re late again! But, not unlike last week, this episode is all in your mind! So it’s your fault, again. What’s your problem? Don’t keep yourself waiting like that! Anyways, this week, the Fearbaiting in your brain watched Last Shift! Listen to us talk about workplace woes and get very explicitly communist for a minute or two.Also discussed: Marxbaiting, Fuckfest 2k17, TPTCFHAH Rides, Podcast Inheritance, A Parody of Ourselves, It’s a Friends!, A Moment to Reflect, Made of the Fear of God, Busy Child Impressions, Luna’s German Vocabulary, Go Read a Fucking Book You Nerds, and It’s Time For…

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Derek and Juan v. the Top Pop Singles of 1982

Hey there, Derek here. Well, life got in the way of Juan and I recording our Above the Law episode, but we did want to send something in the feed. So here’s a weird, completely non-canon episode from the vault! And it’s about… music?!Back in March 2015, I got a wild hair up my ass and made a single-elimination bracket of the top 32 pop singles of 1982 according to RPM Magazine (RIP) and I asked Juan if he wanted to crown a champ, March Madness-style. He agreed, and we recorded… whatever this is. It was super fun to do,…

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EPISODE 45: They Look Like People

Sorry we’re late! There were a lot of things getting in our way this week, but it’s okay, because in this week’s belated episode, this podcast doesn’t really exist and it’s all in your mind! So really, it’s your fault we’re late. The Blair in your mind has selected Perry Blackshear’s 2015 debut They Look Like People! Also, the Luna in your mind spends fifteen fucking minutes talking about Animorphs.In two weeks, we’re gonna have an actual smart person on our podcast to talk about The Babadook. Please send in any questions you might have for a college professor of…

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EPISODE 44: Dead Silence

This week, your intrepid host dive into the dark, murky waters of one of the most ominous subjects out there: ventriloquism. Yes, that’s right, you heard it here first, we watch James Wan’s Dead Silence this week, and then, consequently, we talk about it. Not only that, but we cover other topics, as well! Such topics include: Video game hype, uncomfortable recording set ups, the passing of time, Donnie Wahlberg, and the very logistics of this filmRECOMMENDATIONS:Moh Lhean by Why?Dungeons and LesbiansRATINGS: Blair – 2.5/5 Donnie Wahlbergs Luna – 2.5/5 Donniw Walhbergs

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S1E13 – Like Lead Into The Sea – Part 5

Aim true, aim high. The pirate battle rages on with our magnificent three stuck in the middle. Sure would be a good time for all that foreshadowing to pay off! Ralmevik makes a dramatic entrance. Kimulo gets buffed. Rudo leaves something behind.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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EPISODE 43: The Autopsy of Jane Doe

This week Blair and Luna bring on notorious commenter Luca to attest for their crimes… and to watch The Autopsy of Jane Doe with them. Just, you know, while everyone’s in the same place. Topics include, but are not limited to: A mini MBMBaM recap podcast hidden within this podcast, the merits and drawbacks of Fallout: New Vegas, toilet fears, shower spooks, an absence of Tim Curry, free speech, as well as introducing a hit new segment: Bad Letterboxd Reviews!RATINGS: On a scale of one to five Stanleys (Stan Lees?) your lovely hosts gave this movie — Blair: 3.5/5 Luna:…

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30 – Tip Top (2013)

Get the hammer from the shed and get down to the strains of Turkish classic rock! This time, the guys take a look at the French crime farce Tip Top, starring the one and only Isabelle Huppert. Also, Juan talks about a potentially biohazardous turn-on, and Derek finally introduces the raspberry (also known as the “fart noise”) to cinematic critical discourse.This episode’s recommendations:SnowpiercerThe Piano Teacher

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Episode 11 – The Victreebel Flail

Elite Full Restore yet again took too long to make an episode, even with a fill-in host! We welcome back Zane as Aury enjoys their post-marital bliss, and nerd out more than usual. Literally what is Pokémon Duel M2DESCENT is a real dumb code, but it’ll get you some Mewtwo stones Mega Pidgeot’s Yu-Gi-Oh hair Whining about online infrastructure: part one million Matt mispronounces at least 3 Pokémon names and Zane doesn’t call him out on it What If Chatot Was Good? Sinnoh confirmed Pokémon is eSports now Where is my fly Pokémon, Game Freak? Literally every ROMhack is bad…

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EPISODE 42: Horsemen

In what may be the least inspired film choice in Fearbaiting’s history, Luna basically picked this film out of a hat, and boy is it a stinker! Join us as we discuss the 2008 Dennis Quaid vehicle Horsemen! Hope you’re up for a very angry Blair, folks.We also discuss: Podcast Infiltration, Beauty and the Beast Chat, Miniature Killer Recap, Better Than Charnel House?, Incredible Foley, Smiley Spoilers, Blair Gets Fucking Pissed, The Tetanus Of It All, We’re Banky, and Call It Hooks!RATINGS On a scale of zero to five Tooth Detectives, our hosts had the following to say: Luna: 1…

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