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EPISODE 68: #HORROR

A year has passed, and we’re back for your favorite festive exploration of the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel of horror movies! It’s SCHLOCKTOBER! To start, we decided to look at a movie that’s taking a bold stance in this day and age: teens spend just way too much time on their dang phones! #HORROR is here to put them in their place! Joining them for this #HORRORshow is friend of the show Eva!In addition to the waste of artistic vision that was #HORROR, your hosts also discussed: Hewwo??, Competitive Slashtag, Three Minutes of Gaming, Bedcasting, Weed Strains, Defining…

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October 2, 2017

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 9: Here’s Your Sign

This week, your hosts… Phillip and Caleb? Read and talk about the eighth book in the Animorphs series, our very first Ax book, The Alien! Well, at least, we try to talk about it. Mostly, we end up rambling off on topics such as astrology, peer pressured foley work, impulse control, and just being fun, fresh and flirty! But goodness are we ever excited to talk about our very good blue boy as he tries to tackle his extremely juicy YA alien angst!Book Cover #1Book Cover #2

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September 29, 2017

The Island Shuffle

16 – pweenelope

well well well, if it isn’t another episode about the television show, called lost. THIS WEEK we meet a whole new friend! his name is Desmond, and turns out, he’s kind of a huge jerk this whole episode! (it’s Season 3, Episode 17, btw… titled Catch-22.) we also riff on some nonsense for a while, as we usually do; talk about religion, as lost usually does; and revel in getting to see Charlie die about 8 million times. it’s a little show… called the Island Shuffle. and thanks for listening!

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September 28, 2017

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 67: Most Likely to Die

Join your hosts this week as we get ready for our high school reunion by watching Most Likely to Die! You can’t get mad at us for this one, the patrons voted for it, so pack your bags and get ready to reopen old high school drama as we talk about topics such as: glass blown Pickle Rick, gender pills, Pennywise discourse, Danzig polls, lukewarm murder, Blair’s guide to quitting your job, and SO much more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Yeoman by BATHSMy Favorite MurderSupport us on Patreon!Intro/outro courtesy of Visager.

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September 25, 2017

The Island Shuffle

15 – neknominations

howdy howdy howdy… its time for another one of these episodes. it is Kate Time in Season 3, Episode 15, Left Behind! Kate gets left behind, Juliet gets left behind… everyone loves to get left behind this episode. in Sawyer Is The Protagonist news, sawyers ex is partnering up with Kate in some zany past fugitive adventures, and also Sawyer gets tricked into being a nice boy in the present. meanwhile, we talk The Beatles, having a PlayStation 4, guacamole, and of course, the dreaded scourge that was neknominations. have a good weekend, we love you

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September 21, 2017

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 66: Holidays

You’d think we learned our lesson last week, but nope! We forgot to put up a poll again, so we had to watch another horror anthology! Blair picked Holidays, and neither of your hosts will ever forgive her for it.In addition to this celebratory film, we also discussed Party Moms, Some Generalized Jennifer Lawrence Disdain, Evan Sucks Big Fucking Dick High School, Seth Green’s Filmography, Horrible Jesus Rabbit, Mr. Huge Jorts Himself, Making Pornsite Accounts In 2016, and Ladies Love Cool James.RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 holidays, our hosts had the following to say. Luna: 1.5 out…

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September 18, 2017

The Island Shuffle

14 – is that vincent?

welcome back to the island shuffle. this week Bean and James talk about not just any episode… it’s Season One Episode One!! the very first hour of lost!! directed by JJ himself!! it’s Pilot (Part 1) and its a very different show than the big ol mess we know and love. heck, when Jack’s the main character and not Sawyer, you know somethin’s a little weird. still, it’s a heck of a Pilot. and it even has a Pilot in it! the kind that flies a plane!! meanwhile, matthew mcconnaughey’s career is evaluated, and bean criticizes james’ choice of coaster.…

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September 14, 2017

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 65: XX

This week, Blair and Luna get in touch with their feminine side as they attempt to engage with ostensibly feminist horror anthology XX, and boy howdy do they have a time with it! Topics include: Cherry Vanilla Pepi, 3D Modeling, Just Talkin’ About the Movie V/H/S, Rosemary’s Baby II: Still Fuckin’ The Devil, and just the most audible disappointment ever.RECOMMENDATIONS:Over the Garden WallLucky Number Slevin

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September 12, 2017

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 8: The Caddyshack Classic

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Luna was the boss baby. It’s true! Also, we’re here with our first Megamorphs book: The Andalite’s Gift. PLEASE read this book.In addition to this extremely good book, your anonymous hosts also discussed: Mission Impossible Tropes, Young Idiot Luna, Snake Farts, Blair Gets MEAN, Kapplegate’s Sponsorship Deals, Bi Cousins, Big Jim’s Crazy Taxi, Luna Learns About Straight Women, and Arthur Read the Fascist?Media discussed this episode: Alternate book cover artSupport us on Patreon!

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September 8, 2017

The Island Shuffle

13 – murder in my heart

episode thirteen, if you know what i mean!! this week we learn What Kate Did, in Season 2 Episode 9. what’d she do? it’s, well, it’s gotta be murder. she’s haunted by it!! can’t blame her, frankly. meanwhile, eko tells a bible story and michael chats online. bean and james also talk about old TV shows and good ol’ nickelback. thanks for listening to our silly lil show!

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September 7, 2017

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