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26 – good impressions hour

this week we’re watching Season 5 Episode 3, titled… Jughead!! we’re not watching Riverdale though. we’re watching Lost, the show where time travel is real. this week we’re in the fifties. Daniel Faraday, who has spent most of his screentime being a huge dweeb, is suddenly the smartest man in town. there’s an atomic bomb too!! also Desmond is on a quest to find out the Secrets of Oxford and meets a very british man in the process. do we impersonate that british man?? oh you bet we do

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EPISODE 77: Pontypool

Sorry we said Dog Cum so much.RECOMMENDATIONS:Murder on the Orient Expressof hospitals by children eating birdsOrphan BlackIntro/outro music courtesy of friend of the show Satah! Check out their music here!Check out Matt on tumblr, Twitter, and his podcast Elite Full Restore!Support us on Patreon!

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EPISODE 13: Wizard Slurs

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that this book just kinda wholesale rips off Johnathan Taylor Thomas and Home Improvement. Also, Rachel is allergic to crocodiles! It’s The Reaction!In addition to Rachel’s allergy adventure also discuss The Three Names Curse, Crocodile/Alligator Differences, Nomenclatures, A LONG Twilight Tangent, Luna’s Memorization Skills, Yasmine Bleeth, Visser Three’s Human Form, Luna’s Stupidity, and Punchiness vs. Horny On Main.Referenced content: Yasmine Bleeth Game OverSupport us on Patreon!

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25 – horse meat

this week we talk about Season 2, Episode 6, Abandoned and, tbh, it’s our first not great episode in a while. oh well! we get to meet Shannon, who spends this episode chasing a ghost. surely this would mark a significant character turn, right? well, bad news. meanwhile, there’s trekkin’ through the jungle with an injured Sawyer, and also Claire and Charlie are there too. on non-lost related notes… we turn to our audience for some help. cast your votes with #YesHorseMeat or #NoHorseMeat today. be heard.

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EPISODE 76: Cube

Hey folks! We’re trapped in a weird array of cubes, any chance you could help us out? Watch your step, some of ’em are trapped – Paul ate shit on a spike a few rooms back. Anyways, pull up a chair, let’s sit down and talk about Cube! Join us as we get into the kitchen, talk to mom, and say some of the worst words we’ve ever said on this podcast!In addition to the boxy hell that is Cube, we also discussed Chef Luna (here’s her recipe!), Dax Shepardverse, Horrible Cunnilingus Analogies (PLEASE SKIP), Crapitalism, Sans Undertale, Kid Nation,…

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24 – big ranch

this week we talk about One of Theme, which is season 2 episode 14. it’s our first episode about Sayid Jarrah, who role in the ensemble is The Torturer. as the only brown member of the main cast, that’s what you might call Really Bad Representation. we learn about his rough life in the gulf war, and we see him kick the heck out of a lying Benjamin Linus. pretty torture heavy episode, to be honest. other talking points include: capitalism, bananas, costco, and Jack’s teeth. also Hurley and Sawyer go on an adventure too. thanks for listening

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EPISODE 75: Tag

Friend of the show Saf has decided to join us to discuss the most esoteric and heartfelt gorefest that we may have ever seen, in our lives? Anyways a bus full of people get sliced in half hamburger-style and it’s incredibly good. Let’s talk about it!Also, thanks for sticking with us through this rough release schedule as of late, we’ve been living hectic experiences for the past while, but we should be all set in a few weeks’ time! Thanks for your patience – y’all are the best. Additionally, sorry for the bad audio quality, we had to record via…

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EPISODE 12: That’s Pussy, Babe

Blair and Luna can’t tell you their last names, or where they live, but this week, they’ve come to tell you about the eleventh book in the Animorphs series, The Forgotten! Topics include: anthropomorphic horniness, generalized horniness, Furry AU fanfiction, time shenanigans, Kapplegate conspiracy theories, and so much more!

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23 – i’m a pilot

this week… it’s time to talk about the final episode of lost. or at least the first 40-ish minutes of it. it’s The End (Part 1)… Season 6, Episode 17. believe it or not, an enjoyable slice of The Bad Season!! Locke and Jack are both on their way to the Heart of the Island so they can win a dumb bet. in the Alternate Mirror World, Desmond and Hurley are Enlightened and Cool. the stakes are high and the pilot can fly!!like us on Facebook (facebook.com/theislandshuffle) or follow us on Twitter! (twitter.com/islandshuffle)

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EPISODE 74: Creep 2

Hey, you wanna come out to an isolated place in the woods and film your favorite podcast hosts again? Well good news, we’ve got $1,000 and a sharp knife for you! Unrelated, we watched Creep 2 this week, and it was extremely good! Join us on this journey!In addition to Creep 2, your hosts also discussed Spam Defense, A Special Announcement, Smoothie Chat, Our Types, Daaron, The Ultimate Comedy of Describing Vines, and Some Rankings!RATINGS: On a scale of zero to 5 Saras Which Love Their Juicy Fruit, your hosts had the following to say: LUNA: 4.5 – no, 5…

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