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EPISODE 69: Smiley
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EPISODE 69: Smiley

Your hosts this week are so, so, so sorry that we forgot to mention that this was the 69th episode and hope desperately that you’ll find it in your heart to forgive us. Uh, also, we were joined by friend of the show Michelle and watched Smiley this week, a 4chan themed horror movie that, yes, is exactly as bad as it sounds. Welcome to week two of Schlocktober!RECOMMENDATIONS:Fleet Foxes’ Self TitledCupheadTongues UntiedDeath Note (2017)You can find Michelle on her podcast Reloading the Canon or listen to her music as Contain.

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October 10, 2017
17 – baby stopping needle
The Island Shuffle

17 – baby stopping needle

hello lost fans. we’re back, with an episode from the absolute pit of despair. that is to say…. lost, season 6, episode 3, What Kate Does. it’s a… it’s a really… it’s just a miserable slice of television. absolutely no good. Kate is there??? kate sure is there. she does stuff. there’s also a temple now. Sayid comes back from the dead, and nobody cares really all that much. we also dip back into the Alternate World where Flight 815 never crashed… and its also bad. surprisingly few tangents in this one!! that’s what happens when the show is bad…

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October 5, 2017
EPISODE 68: #HORROR
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EPISODE 68: #HORROR

A year has passed, and we’re back for your favorite festive exploration of the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel of horror movies! It’s SCHLOCKTOBER! To start, we decided to look at a movie that’s taking a bold stance in this day and age: teens spend just way too much time on their dang phones! #HORROR is here to put them in their place! Joining them for this #HORRORshow is friend of the show Eva!In addition to the waste of artistic vision that was #HORROR, your hosts also discussed: Hewwo??, Competitive Slashtag, Three Minutes of Gaming, Bedcasting, Weed Strains, Defining…

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October 2, 2017
Juergen' It

S1E5 – Extra Extras

Can’t keep a bad podcast down! We took a week off but we’re back, with a special guest – it’s STOG from The F Plus, who decided he also wants to destroy his brain with this horrible show! This week we’ll be talking about S01E05, “What Have You Done to Me”. The title’s not super relevant to what happens in the episode but it’s certainly relevant to how we were all feeling after watching it. It starts with Meat Magician Ben Boykewich pulling a miraculously unscathed platter of chicken wings out of a comically large picnic basket, and it’s pretty…

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October 1, 2017
EPISODE 9: Here’s Your Sign
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 9: Here’s Your Sign

This week, your hosts… Phillip and Caleb? Read and talk about the eighth book in the Animorphs series, our very first Ax book, The Alien! Well, at least, we try to talk about it. Mostly, we end up rambling off on topics such as astrology, peer pressured foley work, impulse control, and just being fun, fresh and flirty! But goodness are we ever excited to talk about our very good blue boy as he tries to tackle his extremely juicy YA alien angst!Book Cover #1Book Cover #2

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September 29, 2017
16 – pweenelope
The Island Shuffle

16 – pweenelope

well well well, if it isn’t another episode about the television show, called lost. THIS WEEK we meet a whole new friend! his name is Desmond, and turns out, he’s kind of a huge jerk this whole episode! (it’s Season 3, Episode 17, btw… titled Catch-22.) we also riff on some nonsense for a while, as we usually do; talk about religion, as lost usually does; and revel in getting to see Charlie die about 8 million times. it’s a little show… called the Island Shuffle. and thanks for listening!

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September 28, 2017
EPISODE 67: Most Likely to Die
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EPISODE 67: Most Likely to Die

Join your hosts this week as we get ready for our high school reunion by watching Most Likely to Die! You can’t get mad at us for this one, the patrons voted for it, so pack your bags and get ready to reopen old high school drama as we talk about topics such as: glass blown Pickle Rick, gender pills, Pennywise discourse, Danzig polls, lukewarm murder, Blair’s guide to quitting your job, and SO much more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Yeoman by BATHSMy Favorite MurderSupport us on Patreon!Intro/outro courtesy of Visager.

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September 25, 2017
15 – neknominations
The Island Shuffle

15 – neknominations

howdy howdy howdy… its time for another one of these episodes. it is Kate Time in Season 3, Episode 15, Left Behind! Kate gets left behind, Juliet gets left behind… everyone loves to get left behind this episode. in Sawyer Is The Protagonist news, sawyers ex is partnering up with Kate in some zany past fugitive adventures, and also Sawyer gets tricked into being a nice boy in the present. meanwhile, we talk The Beatles, having a PlayStation 4, guacamole, and of course, the dreaded scourge that was neknominations. have a good weekend, we love you

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September 21, 2017
Juergen' It

S1E4 – Guilt, Shame, and Regret

Buckle up, because this week we’re talking about S01E04, “Caught”, and it’s bad! Like, really bad. I think I’ve referred to every episode as “the worst episode so far” and boy does this one ever fail to break the streak. Get ready for some shirtless [adults portraying] teenagers because there’s a lot of them! You’d think Single Delicious Counchelor Marc Molina would have something to say about all of this but I have no idea where he is. I sent him an email but he hasn’t responded. This week, the Sausage King defends his throne from the interloper Amy Juergens.…

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September 18, 2017
EPISODE 66: Holidays
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EPISODE 66: Holidays

You’d think we learned our lesson last week, but nope! We forgot to put up a poll again, so we had to watch another horror anthology! Blair picked Holidays, and neither of your hosts will ever forgive her for it.In addition to this celebratory film, we also discussed Party Moms, Some Generalized Jennifer Lawrence Disdain, Evan Sucks Big Fucking Dick High School, Seth Green’s Filmography, Horrible Jesus Rabbit, Mr. Huge Jorts Himself, Making Pornsite Accounts In 2016, and Ladies Love Cool James.RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 holidays, our hosts had the following to say. Luna: 1.5 out…

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September 18, 2017
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