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29 – Death Becomes Her (1992)

Better late than never! Grab your cans of spray paint and assemble your cadre of muscle hunks! This time, the guys take a look at the Robert Zemeckis comic-gothic jam Death Becomes Her. Also, Derek welcomes a special guest, and Juan tells the story about how he saw Eyes Wide Shut for the first time. Actually, there’s kind of a whole digression about Eyes Wide Shut in this one.This episode’s recommendations:Everyone Says I Love YouDie Hard

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EPISODE 32: It Follows

Everyone loved this movie back when it first came out in 2014; does it hold up? Join Luna and Blair as we discuss It Follows! Also, enjoy the smartest discussion we’ve probably ever had on the podcast. It was weird.We also discuss: Our First Sponsorship, La La Land vs. The Bye Bye Man, We Literally Can’t Stop Talking About Split, Actually Smart Shit, Text to Speech Interruptions, Marry Fuck Kill: Greg Paul or Hugh, Greg Status, How To Kill The It Follows, A Really Bad Plan To Kill The It Follows, and Arthur DiscourseRATINGS: On a scale of zero to…

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EPISODE 31: Green Room

This week, per the request of close friends with good opinions, we dive into the horrors of the more… political realm, as we watch and talk about Nazi punk horror/thriller Green Room! Join us as we discuss the political implications of this film, as well as babble about how dope it looks.Topics also include: The cast of Sharkboy and Lava Girl, the trials and tribulations of same-name dating, fake torture tactics, flirty 14th century double dating, Maeby Funke, and poignant political discourse.RATINGS: On a scale of 1-5 Nazi dogs, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4.5/5 Luna: 5/5RECOMMENDATIONS:Manchester…

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EPISODE 30: Saw 3D

We chose this week’s movie wanting to watch some brainless gore, but apparently the Saw franchise has a deep mythos and we wound up way out of our depths! Whoops! Join us as we watch what was supposed to be the final entry in everyone’s favorite gore porn series, Saw 3D!We also discuss: The Dabventure Zone, The Podcast Braise, Podcast Horny, Saw-rys, Weirdly Specific Friend Requirements, Jigsaw’s Pizza Trap, Oogieloves Curse, Grimdark Double Dare, and Jigsaw’s Alignment.RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five No-Nip Bobbys, our hosts had the following to say. Blair: 1.5 out of 5. Luna: 2…

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28 – #Horror (2015)

Fire up Instagram and dig out that list of very rude words you read on the Internet that one time! In this episode, the guys take a look at Tara Subkoff’s cyber-bullying horror film called, uh… #Horror. Also, Juan talks at length about his love for Sofia Coppola, and Derek gets the angriest he’s ever been in the history of the podcast.This episode’s recommendations:The VisitAntibirth

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EPISODE 29: Silent Night, Deadly Night

In what is our most divisive episode yet, we welcome our good friend Li’l Clem (@ocsularia) to discuss your favorite scary Christmas movie, Silent Night Deadly Night! We also discuss: Blizzard Invents Gay, Jack The Destroyer, Known Murderer Joe Cool, Weekend at Ernest’s, Ye Olde Punk’d, Saved By The Smell, Old-Ass Memes, and They Made FIVE Of These? RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Living Haunted Dolls, our hosts had the following to say. Blair: 3 and a whatever out of 5. Luna: 3.5 out of 5. Li’l Clem: 420 out of 5.RECOMMENDATIONS:The BestiesCheap ThrillsCreepshow and Creepshow 2The…

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Episode 8 – Zed Moves, Cheats, and the Suck

Elite Full Restore is BACK after a wait pretty much as long as the last one. Sun and Moon are here, but we’re just in it for the goofs. First up, join us on Discord! General discussion area, a place to put questions where we won’t lose them and we have a Fat Pikachu emoji VGC San Jose regionals report! Matt manages to mispronouce San Jose Your monthly “competitive Pokémon could be better” discussion Don’t miss a bunch of events! There’s currently FOUR, check Mystery Gift on WiFi on both current and last gen games, and enter the code ARCEUS20…

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