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EPISODE 22: Alien
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EPISODE 22: Alien

Gooftober is Gooftover! Thanks for sticking with us while we watched two fucking Scary Movies. But now we’re back watching good movies, starting with Alien!Also discussed: Our inability to stop talking about Scary Movie, how much we’ve missed good movies, Unfriended vs. Smiley, John Hurt’s Squirt Shirt, a terrible British accent, how to properly care for your space cat, and a very incensed letter about Bonestorm.Recommendations:22, A MillionBokuranoPerdido Street StationTwo Best Friends Play Silent Hill 3Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

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November 7, 2016
EPISODE 21: Scary Movie 3
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EPISODE 21: Scary Movie 3

In this week’s episode, Fearbaiting get iPad! Luna’s not here to tag along, so things get pretty rowdy without her as we’re joined by Michael to just barely talk about Scary Movie 3 as we round off Gooftober! Thank you all for joining us through this wild and crazy ride!Recommendation this week:Dr. Dog’s B-Room Black Mirror season 3

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October 31, 2016
EPISODE 20: V/H/S Viral
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EPISODE 20: V/H/S Viral

As Gooftober soldiers on, we’re joined by our good friend of the show Abe (@zettaitoken) to discuss V/H/S Viral! It’s a headache and a half made by someone who doesn’t understand the definition of “viral.”We also discuss stupid dirt fabios, the fear factor of Michael Keaton, V/O/R/E: Viral, how to avoid giving a blowjob to a ghost, Dark Justice vs Injustice, fraggle cocks, why DID this movie have so much fucking vore?, and getting admonished by dads.RECOMMENDATIONS:Detective ConanLady Gaga’s Joanne (or Born This Way)nana825763Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.

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October 24, 2016
EPISODE 19: Silent Hill: Revelations 3D
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EPISODE 19: Silent Hill: Revelations 3D

This week in Gooftober we watch a new spin on an old classic, so to speak. A new, shittier spin on an older, better classic. One thing that’s not shitting is our guest, Artemis, back at it again to help us unpack the disaster that is the second Silent Hill movie adaptation. Mostly we talk about just how much better the video games are. We also discuss: meal nomenclature, movies where a guy gives birth to himself, infinite sequel bait, and discovering just how right we were about the original Silent Hill.RECOMMENDATIONS:Fallout: New VegasI Saw the DevilNight in the WoodsIntro…

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October 17, 2016
S1E8 – Into the Wild – Part 3
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S1E8 – Into the Wild – Part 3

As the Notorious B.I.G. once said, “Mo Spiders Mo Problems.” Except for Larry. That guy is cool. Hey, remember those earthquake things? Plot happens! Kimulo takes out her longbow. Rudo breaks the sound barrier. Ralmevik cries and kills himself.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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October 16, 2016
EPISODE 18: Jason X
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EPISODE 18: Jason X

We’re setting off week two of Gooftober with another bizarre mish-mash of genres, Jason X! Join us, with our guest Soren, as we really just luxuriate in the raw horniness of Jason X, talk about of Freddy/Jason slash fiction, and the width of Jason Voorhees’s head.Recommendations this week:The game AnatomyThe podcast RosebuddiesThe Youtube video series Car Boys

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October 10, 2016
Episode 6 – The Devil Went Down To Gamestop
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Episode 6 – The Devil Went Down To Gamestop

Welcome back! Elite Full Restore returns after an awkwardly long absence fuelled by poor planning. We are joined this time by Patrick Scarborough (@RiotScarizard) for part of our episode to talk nonsense as usual. New news is TOMORROW so hopefully we’ll get the next episode out sooner! We love garbage and being garbage and broadcasting garbage A million dogs shitpost in the desert Aury buys a Metallica album in a Monster Rancher Quest Patrick asks for a gorilla, we give him an Oranguru (biologists hate them!) We discuss community-organized bans/tiering in competitive Pokémon and determine that it’s all stupid We…

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October 3, 2016
EPISODE 17: Scary Movie 4
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EPISODE 17: Scary Movie 4

Welcome to Gooftober! The first annual celebration of really, really bad horror movies. Blair got sick as hell, so this week Luna’s joined by past guest Brooks (@brooksasanoun) and friend of the show Matt (@mattgcn) to talk about Scary Movie 4. Spoiler alert: it’s not good.Also discussed: the script for Scary Movie 6, similarities between Scary Movie 4 and Gran Torino, scallions vs. scallops vs. shallots, Just How Many Times Did A Kid Get Hit This Movie, Carmen Electra’s bathroom funtimes, how did Rat Race end again?, and the death count of Air Buddies.Check out Brooks on Postgame of Thrones…

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October 3, 2016
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