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EPISODE 59: Eraserhead

It’s Lynch season on Fearbaiting, by which I mean that it’s time for us to watch one Lynch film, be completely overwhelmed, and decide not to do another one for the rest of the year! This movie was a waking nightmare, but in spite of that it was pretty good! In addition to Eraserhead, your hosts discussed: Number Fucking, Bottom of the Barrel Proposals, Lon Chaney Joke Explanations, It’s Eraserhead!, BakersDozenhead, Horror Movie Incels, Tesla Buttplugs, Fucking Pay Attention Binnie, and Eraserhead Crossover Fanfiction.RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Eraserhead Babies, our hosts both gave it a 4…

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EPISODE 5: Cryptozoologists LOVE The Unabomber

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Kapplegate performs some truly heinous word crimes in this volume. Luna read and re-read this book too many times to count as a kid, and it apparently planted some serious phobias. But trust us, it’s great. In addition to The Predator, your hosts discuss: Self-Doxxing, The Six-Brain, Conversational Flips, Marco Is Incredibly Straight, Mike and the Milk Dud, Bomb Prank (Gone Sexual?), Ax LOVES Cinnabon, Sad Mall Stories, The Dreaded Stink Foot, Visser One REVEALED, Official Animorphs Ratings, Rachel…

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7 – i want that boat!

the show you love. it’s true, it’s here. we’re stayin in the prison arc, backin up a bit to Season 3, Episode 2, titled The Glass Ballerina, our first episode spent with Sun and Jin!! we travel to korea and learn about how marriage isn’t easy, while the red sox win the world series and sayid hatches a bad plan. meanwhile, james reminisces about my favourite martian, and bean gets mad at jeb bush?? i dunno. podcasting is hard.

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EPISODE 58: Stay Alive

This week, your hosts jack into the matrix as they try to unravel the increasingly convoluted plot of Stay Alive, and try not to die in the process. Topics include Ready Player One, upgraded tech, topical Wii jokes, Ready Player One, Sword Art Online, Frankie Muniz, and Ready Player One.RECOMMENDATIONS:Lana del Rey’s Lust For Life Spiderman: Homecoming

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6 – taco night crisis

hello, and welcome to ep 6!! we watch Season 3, Episode 6 here… it’s called I DO, and guess who’s getting married? it’s gotta be everyone’s favorite fugitive. we talk about KATE and the destruction she leaves in her wake for no particular reason. we also spend lots of time embroiled in a Steamy Sordid Love Triangle!! hoo baby!!

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EPISODE 57: Dead Ringers

It dawns on us, halfway through recording: Maybe we should have picked a different movie to talk about while fucked up on FourLoko? Regardless, your hosts watched and then… kind of talked about Dead Ringers this week, while full of that nasty, nasty FourLoko poison, and we invite you to try to remember what happened that night with us. Hey, you can’t blame us. You asked for this.RECOMMENDATIONS:Nyx FearsFriends at the Table

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EPISODE 4: Kapplegate’s Word Crimes

Luna and Blair can’t tell you their real names. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they fucking LOVE Cassie. Also, we meet our collective son, Ax! The gang’s finally all here! In addition to The Message, your hosts talk about: The First Book Cover for the Fourth Fucking Time, MORPH GAIN, Hypothetical Squirrel Dominance, The Last Podbender, What If: Dick Riordan, Horseshoe Theory, Theology Ruminations, Mark!, Everyone’s Fucking Gay, Monkey Dabbing, and Kappagate.Things we discussed: Sheena, Queen of the Jungle clip Lenticular CoverJapanese CoverSupport us on Patreon!

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5 – this looks like a gun

episode five?? it’s true, we’re back and we’re talking about Season 1, Episode 16…… titled OUTLAWS. it stars the protagonist of the show, sawyer, as he fights a boar and also his sordid past life of crime. sunrise, sunset. we realize that season 1 of lost is really tonally distinct from the rest of the show, and we also stretch the definition of “australian accent”.

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EPISODE 56: Man Vs.

Pack your bags and bring your tent! This week, your hosts are taking you camping!!!!! Now, we’re no survivalists, but we did happen to watch a horror movie about one, which is basically just as good, so gather around the campfire and let Blair and Luna tell you about Man Vs., and we’ll discuss topics such as: Surrealist advertising, Syfy sponsored graphics, Boss Baby out on BluRay, propeller dynamics, and so much more!RECOMMENDATIONS: Let’s Go To Hell17776

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4 – a man of the cloth

it’s episode FOUR baby!!!! we talk about season 2 episode 21…. titled simply ? … mysterious, right?? what a mysterious title. oooooo. i’m spooked. this is our longest ep yet bc we talk about a lot of other stuff, like planes, words, and carly rae jepsen

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