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EPISODE 15: Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein (AKA Flesh for Frankenstein)

Hoo boy! This was one hell of an experience. Blair and Luna are joined by friend of the show Ziek to watch Andy Warhol’s 1974 “horror” “parody” Flesh for Frankenstein. It’s very bad and we all hated it.Also discussed: Marvin Gaye impressions, how to cooking, the struggles of being an audio-only medium, a gratuitous amount of sex scenes, Flesh for Frankenstein vs. Neon Genesis Evangelion, Five Hundred Titties, and just how much DOES Luna know about choking?Recommendations:Ghost TrickFriends at the Table: COUNTER/WeightA really good grilled cheese sandwichZiek can be found at zeekubeast on twitter and tumblr!Intro and outro music courtesy…

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S1E6 – Into the Wild – Part 1

Out of the party and into the tree town! That’s how the saying goes, right? The Fantastics barely get a chance to rest, because science and huge death spikes exist. Special guest appearance from our Something Went Wrong Music! Kimulo learns anatomy. Rudo attacks the bourgeoisie. Ral has fun with trees.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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Episode 5 – Don’t Google Winkshipping

Your favourite fools are here, and Elite Full Restore is back with an episode that is definitely too long! This was recorded before CoroCoro, we’ll get to that next time. There has been way too many Sun/Moon “leaks” and they’re all fake and bad Matt talks about the anime and Aury doesn’t care GARY WAS HERE – ASH IS A LOSER Aury is confident we will destroy our enemies in the Brotherhood Without Manners “I love all Pokémon” Earlier that day, “I don’t care for Tornadus-Therian” Sudowoodo is a fake bitch Aury reminisces about the Wild West that was old-time…

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EPISODE 14: Hush

Blair and Luna return to a favorite genre, the home invasion film, with the 2016 film Hush! Luna doesn’t talk very much this week because this was recorded, like, two days after she got her wisdom teeth out. Very painful. We also discuss the horrors of surgery, which hemisphere we’re in, a cat named Bitch, the successor to the Hokage title, Chekov’s various weapons, and the feel of SWERY.Please let us know what you’d like to see from us for October! We floated a few ideas, and would love to get your feedback.Recommendations:Deadly PremonitionDon’t Hug Me I’m ScaredIntro and outro…

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EPISODE 13: Ava’s Possessions

Join Blair and Luna this week while we talk about how horny everything is and how everything always will be, rattling off a comprehensive list of all the things people ever wanted to get intimate with. Oh, and, we watched a movie this week, I guess, a horror-themed dramedy about the trials and tribulations of living in a world where your chances of getting possessed by a demon are higher than you might think!RECOMMENDATIONS:Jojo’s Bizarre AdventureThe Girl with All the Gifts by Mike CareyHere’s that fanfiction Luna was desperate to read on-air: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8551019/1/Onceler-Upon-a-Time

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S1E5 – A Dinner to Die For – Part 3

Murder! But Whodunnit? I mean, it’s gotta be one of the people with names. I bet it was that strong guy. Kimulo learns the magical properties of silver. Rudo summons a long lost love. Ral rolls The Impossible Dice.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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EPISODE 12: The Last Winter

The regulars are back again! This time, Blair and Luna dive deep into the 2006 environmental horror film The Last Winter, and we actually stumble across a bit of insight about the movie! We also discuss adventures in Maine, University of Chicago banning trigger warnings, if Brendan Fraser got bit in the junk in Furry Vengeance, how to spell “taint,” the life and death of Jack Daniel, terrible Seinfeld references, and how to pronounce “wendigo.”The Vox article that we mentioned: http://www.vox.com/2016/8/26/12657684/chicago-safe-spaces-trigger-warnings-letterRecommendations:TickledSecondsIntro and outro music courtesy of Visager.

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S1E4 – A Dinner to Die For – Part 2

The party has begun! The group tries their very best to not be too strange at this party of eccentrics. What’s that dead guy doing on the floor? Kimulo explains science. Rudo misses his friend. Ral has possession of the Chaos Emeralds.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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