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EPISODE 51: Final Destination 3

We narrowly avoided death last time, but we’re still haunted by its specter. But we took some important time out of running from the grim reaper’s machinations to sit down, watch Final Destination 3, and then talk about it! We also discuss The Bye Bye Man Returns, Lesbian Broccoli, Luna Gets Musical, Competitive Pronunciation, A Bevy of Zac Efron Knockoffs, PSP Opinions, Workout Tipz, DVNO: The Anti-ASMR, and Death of the Host. RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Fuck You Ben Franklins, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: This is a full five out of five.…

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EPISODE 1: Anthroponormative

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. It’s too risky, and they’ve got to be careful. Really careful. So they don’t trust anyone. Because if they find them…well, they just won’t let them find ’em.. The thing you should know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you. Welcome to the inaugural episode of Luna and Blair’s Animorphs fancast! In addition to The Invasion, your (anonymous) hosts talk about Backflip Death, Andalite Vore, Great Animal Names, Delicate Boy Modesty, BIG JIM, and Permamorph.

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EPISODE 50: In the Mouth of Madness

This week, your hosts celebrate their semi-centennial episode with a good ol’ fashioned John Carpenter flick, In the Mouth of Madness. A divisive movie to be sure, potentially producing a divisive podcast episode as well, because in this one: Blair tickles your ears with some ASMR, Luna takes off her shirt, there are vore jokes, celebrity conspiracy theories, things get real rough and rowdy, generally speaking, and your host make approximately five hundred diversions. All in a day’s work.RATINGS (0 to 5 Slow-Mo Dogs) Blair – 4/5 Luna – 4.5/5RECOMMENDATIONS:ContraPointsAngel Heart

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EPISODE 49: The Blair Witch Project

On this very special anniversary episode of Fearbaiting, our hosts talk about Blair’s favorite movie of all time, The Blair Witch Project! We also announce our new Animorphs spinoff project, The Wonder Yeerks! Yes, we know we call it “The Golden Yeerks,” that’s wrong. And we announce our Patreon! More information about that can be found at this link. Once again, just wanted to say a genuine thanks for all the support we’ve had from our listeners this past year.We also discuss: Dad Dabs, The Podcast Killer, Composer Factz, Our Shortest Plot Summary, Fearbaiting Superlatives, Flashbacks!, Fearbaiting’s Best Meme, Li’l…

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S1E14 – Rudo Cherrywine – Corazon de Campeones

The crew is back on dry land and everything is terrible. Sounds like a good time for a carnival, right? Nothing like funnel cakes, JNCO jeans, and facing your inner demons that made you run away from your family and past. There’s also a wrestling show! Kimulo enjoys a tasty treat. Ralmevik is Rudo. Rudo is someone else entirely.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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EPISODE 48: The Craft

This week Blair and Luna are joined by chaotic trickster spirit and friend of the show Satah to talk about The Craft! And it gets… pretty hectic, as they play fast and loose with what can legally be considered a podcast about movies. But stick with us! They cover topics such as, a harrowing b-plot to remember the name of an album, one woman’s desperate attempts to keep the gang on topic, sharks, super flirty sleepovers, being a teenager in the 90s, and lesbian potentiality.RATINGS: Luna – Ehhh???/5 fake plane crashes Blair – 3/5 fake plane crashes Satah – 3/5…

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EPISODE 47: The Babadook

This week, your hosts are joined by actual literate human person and former professor of one half of your usual crew, Brian Hauser to discuss The Babadook. This week we talk about film and genre and the meaningfulness of horror in the cultural sphere, goddamn it, because we’re college-educated individuals with an interest in the theoretical examination of the things we’re passionate about and we don’t even make one dick joke this week, I swear to god.RATINGS: Luna – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel Blair – 4/5 bowls of gruel Brian – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel with a side of AmbienRECOMMENDATIONS:Double…

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EPISODE 46: Last Shift

Sorry we’re late again! But, not unlike last week, this episode is all in your mind! So it’s your fault, again. What’s your problem? Don’t keep yourself waiting like that! Anyways, this week, the Fearbaiting in your brain watched Last Shift! Listen to us talk about workplace woes and get very explicitly communist for a minute or two.Also discussed: Marxbaiting, Fuckfest 2k17, TPTCFHAH Rides, Podcast Inheritance, A Parody of Ourselves, It’s a Friends!, A Moment to Reflect, Made of the Fear of God, Busy Child Impressions, Luna’s German Vocabulary, Go Read a Fucking Book You Nerds, and It’s Time For…

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Derek and Juan v. the Top Pop Singles of 1982

Hey there, Derek here. Well, life got in the way of Juan and I recording our Above the Law episode, but we did want to send something in the feed. So here’s a weird, completely non-canon episode from the vault! And it’s about… music?!Back in March 2015, I got a wild hair up my ass and made a single-elimination bracket of the top 32 pop singles of 1982 according to RPM Magazine (RIP) and I asked Juan if he wanted to crown a champ, March Madness-style. He agreed, and we recorded… whatever this is. It was super fun to do,…

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EPISODE 45: They Look Like People

Sorry we’re late! There were a lot of things getting in our way this week, but it’s okay, because in this week’s belated episode, this podcast doesn’t really exist and it’s all in your mind! So really, it’s your fault we’re late. The Blair in your mind has selected Perry Blackshear’s 2015 debut They Look Like People! Also, the Luna in your mind spends fifteen fucking minutes talking about Animorphs.In two weeks, we’re gonna have an actual smart person on our podcast to talk about The Babadook. Please send in any questions you might have for a college professor of…

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