Episode 34: Bad And Biased Cliffnotes
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October 5, 2016
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Episode 6 – The Devil Went Down To Gamestop
Welcome back! Elite Full Restore returns after an awkwardly long absence fuelled by poor planning. We are joined this time by Patrick Scarborough (@RiotScarizard) for part of our episode to talk nonsense as usual. New news is TOMORROW so hopefully we’ll get the next episode out sooner! We love garbage and being garbage and broadcasting garbage A million dogs shitpost in the desert Aury buys a Metallica album in a Monster Rancher Quest Patrick asks for a gorilla, we give him an Oranguru (biologists hate them!) We discuss community-organized bans/tiering in competitive Pokémon and determine that it’s all stupid We…
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October 3, 2016
EPISODE 17: Scary Movie 4
Welcome to Gooftober! The first annual celebration of really, really bad horror movies. Blair got sick as hell, so this week Luna’s joined by past guest Brooks (@brooksasanoun) and friend of the show Matt (@mattgcn) to talk about Scary Movie 4. Spoiler alert: it’s not good.Also discussed: the script for Scary Movie 6, similarities between Scary Movie 4 and Gran Torino, scallions vs. scallops vs. shallots, Just How Many Times Did A Kid Get Hit This Movie, Carmen Electra’s bathroom funtimes, how did Rat Race end again?, and the death count of Air Buddies.Check out Brooks on Postgame of Thrones…
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October 3, 2016
S1E7 – Into the Wild – Part 2
Into the big tree we go! It’s a great fun adventure with friendship and nothing bad ever happens. The next fan favorite character is here. You’re welcome. Kimulo makes a Grick trap. Rudo finds a son. Ralmevik has no healing spells.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer
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October 2, 2016
EPISODE 16: Creep
Join Blair and Luna this week as we talk about the movie Creep and discuss such topics as, wholesome dog experiences, Astrology for Dummies, new sequels for an old classic, and just really, really bad, terrible decision-making.Additionally, and announcement: In the month of October 2016, we will not only be watching and talking about bad scary movies for your listening pleasure, but we’ll be streaming them, too! Fridays at 9 PM EST! Join us!Recommendations this week are:The Blair Witch Project (1999)Run Lola Run
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September 26, 2016
EPISODE 15: Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein (AKA Flesh for Frankenstein)
Hoo boy! This was one hell of an experience. Blair and Luna are joined by friend of the show Ziek to watch Andy Warhol’s 1974 “horror” “parody” Flesh for Frankenstein. It’s very bad and we all hated it.Also discussed: Marvin Gaye impressions, how to cooking, the struggles of being an audio-only medium, a gratuitous amount of sex scenes, Flesh for Frankenstein vs. Neon Genesis Evangelion, Five Hundred Titties, and just how much DOES Luna know about choking?Recommendations:Ghost TrickFriends at the Table: COUNTER/WeightA really good grilled cheese sandwichZiek can be found at zeekubeast on twitter and tumblr!Intro and outro music courtesy…
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September 19, 2016
S1E6 – Into the Wild – Part 1
Out of the party and into the tree town! That’s how the saying goes, right? The Fantastics barely get a chance to rest, because science and huge death spikes exist. Special guest appearance from our Something Went Wrong Music! Kimulo learns anatomy. Rudo attacks the bourgeoisie. Ral has fun with trees.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer
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September 17, 2016
Episode 5 – Don’t Google Winkshipping
Your favourite fools are here, and Elite Full Restore is back with an episode that is definitely too long! This was recorded before CoroCoro, we’ll get to that next time. There has been way too many Sun/Moon “leaks” and they’re all fake and bad Matt talks about the anime and Aury doesn’t care GARY WAS HERE – ASH IS A LOSER Aury is confident we will destroy our enemies in the Brotherhood Without Manners “I love all Pokémon” Earlier that day, “I don’t care for Tornadus-Therian” Sudowoodo is a fake bitch Aury reminisces about the Wild West that was old-time…
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September 13, 2016
Episode 33: Human Friendship Sure Is Complicated
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September 12, 2016
EPISODE 14: Hush
Blair and Luna return to a favorite genre, the home invasion film, with the 2016 film Hush! Luna doesn’t talk very much this week because this was recorded, like, two days after she got her wisdom teeth out. Very painful. We also discuss the horrors of surgery, which hemisphere we’re in, a cat named Bitch, the successor to the Hokage title, Chekov’s various weapons, and the feel of SWERY.Please let us know what you’d like to see from us for October! We floated a few ideas, and would love to get your feedback.Recommendations:Deadly PremonitionDon’t Hug Me I’m ScaredIntro and outro…
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September 12, 2016