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95 – bono writes ’em slippery

well it’s gonna have to be Season 3 Episode 13, The Man from Tallahassee this week. Locke thinks about his regular relationship with his regular dad, and then he holds a man hostage and eats his leftovers before blowing up his friend’s only escape. so, a normal one for our protagonist!! we also learn the true cure for depression, give the Edmonton Oilers a piece of our mind, and take a deep dive into U2’s recording process.

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66 – Despite The Constant Negative Media E33

On a very special episode of HKIPGTD, alex leafcrunch and Eden forego the usual format to mostly talk about the Sl*voj Z*zek vs. J*rdan P*terson d*bate that happened a couple months back in T*ronto. Sorry for saying so many bad words but it’s our duty as journalists to report the truth. Anyway our recording had pretty bad tech issues! Luckily we didn’t have to throw any of it out, but our apologies for Eden cutting out sporadically. Thank you to our listeners for sending in questions and guiding the conversation!Featuring: Eden and alex leafcrunch (who also edited)Music used: The Taxpayers…

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8 – Wen Mao Official “Mr. Ten Years” Anniversary Collection

Sometimes you lose at sports. Sometimes your dad has you help him do fascism to make up for it. Just kind of a Wen thing! Friends of the show Val Flightcub and Alex Leafcrunch join us for episode 8, “The Indoctrination,” as we head to autocracy summer camp, engage in some wordplay, and eat a whole hell of a lot of women-respecting pods. #LetLanZhanSayBoobiesIntro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Lil Nas X – Old Town Road, arr. & perf. by JadonDrewNoisespace | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon |…

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43 – Dicks on the Table

Note: Sorry about Stephanie’s audio quality this week, she’s an idiot and broke her mic cable 2 minutes before recording. Thanks for understanding!Richard Dawkins shirt we are all gay! Happy pride month! This week we’re joined by wonderful guest Su, and we get to talk about how incredibly gay this episode of SATC is (to us, geniuses). Our episode of the week was season 3 episode 13, Escape From New York, which took (most of) our gals to the wacky city of LA. Carrie’s driving stick, Sam’s dildo is thick, and Charlotte’s not getting dick. Meanwhile, Miranda is an angel…

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94 – wife or no wife

this week, laughter is a team sport, as we talk about Season 6, Episode 11 of Lost, called Happily Ever After!! desmond’s back on the island he hates, brought by his enemy father-in-law. to win desmond’s trust, widmore fries his brain. then desmond bears witness to a world where he has everything he could ever want… but in a cruel twist of fate, he does not recognize his loving beautiful WIFE!!! “is it worth it?” asks multiple characters on the show, and also us. we also pitch a great game show idea. its super practical and compelling to watch, just…

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47: Are We Human, Or Are We Duelist?

Our blessed creator Kaiba has bestowed upon us yet another set of incredible episodes, full of Big Screams, character development, tears, fears, Tears for Fears, cards, and a working pair of eyeballs! This may come as a shock to hear, but... Yu-Gi-Oh good! Watching Episodes 77 & 78 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring: Elliott, Sarah, and Dan Twitter | Tumblr | Discord Check out Podcasting is Forbidden in the Cloud Recesses! Noise Space The Orange Groves

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7 – DEMON DUDEZ (2002 4Kids Entertainment Production)

Large comrades? Stiletto acrylics? Nepotism? Symphonic prog outfit Yes’s worst 1970s output? This episode’s got a little something for everyone, and our resident sports scholar Caroline and Ghostbusters authority Christina are here to help us sort it all out!Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: BackStreet Boys – I Want It That Way, perf. by Karltaris SmithNoisespace | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

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42 – Penis Right

This week we’re joined again by the wonderful Summer! We needed our resident expert on flight attendants and weddings, because Miranda is doing her best FA cosplay and Charlotte is getting married. We’re also tackling Carrie’s braingenious question of “IS LYING GOOD ACTUALLY” because that’s where she’s at in her mind prison, I GUESS. Oh yeah and we’re on episode 12 of season 3, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Put on your best Homestuck tshirt and enjoy!Find Summer on twitter and tumblr!ALSO find us on Patreon and join our Discord!

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65 – The Drawing And Quartering Of Mickey Mouse

Milkshakes, DUCK! This week the squad convenes to bid farewell to the Krassensteins, bemoan the ultimate failures of pinning leftist hopes on elections, pope ventriloquism and why eating onions is radical praxis.At one point Matt forgets which criminal courts are stationed in The Hague, and does not correct himself on air, yes he googled it afterwards don’t @ him.Featuring Eden, Patrick and Matt. Matt edited.Music Used The Taxpayers – Evil Men Kelis – Milkshake

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93 – the shape of feet to come

it’s a Season 4, Episode 9 kind of week, where we talk about The Shape of Things to Come. in the present, it’s Ben’s time to have a really intense showdown with a terrible man. then after a bad decision, he flusesh a toilet. in the future, he becomes a paparazzi before his arch nemesis roasts his eyes. meanwhile we figure out a terrible truth about feet and figure out how to really spice up a classic trilogy. remember, its a show about a plane!

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