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EPISODE 101: Happy Death Day

Please, for the love of god, let this be the one to make it. I’ve written this episode description hundreds of times and I am so, so tired. Please, god. We have talked about beer so many fucking times and I am sick of it. Anyways, we watched Happy Death Day, and had a blast! Let’s hope we don’t reset this day because, god, I keep waking up after 2 hours of sleep.In addition to the cyclical nature of time, we also discuss Alcohol Flexing, Vague Hereditary Discussions, Michael Caine’s Salad Fingers, Predictive Text Fearbaiting, and Groundhog Day Triggers.RECOMMENDATIONS:HereditaryHotel ArtemisMake…

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HKIPGTD Mailbag – June 2018

Topics of discussion include: LFO v. HKIPGTD, Citizen of the World Tony Hawk, soccer is destroying western civilization, Elon Mechs, salty milk and pennies, Todd’s new game.Featuring Sam, Evan, and Alex.Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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EPISODE 32: Centaurs Don’t Real, So, Infinite Stairs

Can a family be one mom, one dad, one more parent, their blue son whom they all could not possibly love more, & all of his vigilante friends? Yes. Absolutely. It usually is. Learn that and more with the three most linguistically fastidious people you know as they throw their advanced brainpower behind analysis of the eighteenth Animorphs book: The Decision.In addition to generally dismantling the concept of grammar, we discuss: Energy Drinks Are Poison, Centaur Exercise, Shipping Is Literary, Cinnamon Bun Locations Are Not Ideal, Word Hard Find So Control F, How Slug Make Weapon?, Ax Could Be Small…

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25 – Cleaning Out the Spam Box

Sorry this episode is a bit disorganized! It’s been a week. But if you think that’s going to stop us from saying our standard detestable garbage, hey, I guess you don’t know this podcast very well! This week: Linus’s dad gets doxxed, Luna gets censored, Matt has some issues with Bill Clinton, and Sam makes the most shameful mistake of his life.Featuring Sam, Matt, Luna, and Linus.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Tim and Eric – Doo Dah Doo Doo

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Ontario Hellection (featuring Emma)

Howdy fellow Canadians! If you’re reading this, it’s on or after polling day in Ontario and we’re either in hell or in a different, slightly more left-leaning hell! If you’re American, this episode can help you get acquainted with Canada’s Biggest* Province and some of the hosts (and friends!) within its parliamentary system!We had a couple of technical issues so we lost hosts over the course of the episode, just like how Doug Ford wants the province to run! HEYOO!!!Featuring Matt, Linus, Evan, Andi and special guest Emma!Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Shark Tank – Out For A…

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50 – locke’s twin brother bocke

happy episode 50! can you believe it?? this week it’s Season 3, Episode 3, titled Further Instructions. it’s about John Locke’s quest to have a big think about an airport, and save Mr. Eko from a polar bear. of course, this all reminds us of his past life on a hippie commune full of weed. it’s definitely an episode and a half. meanwhile, Bean presents some basketball theories and James does some foley work. thanks for listening!!

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EPISODE 100: The Centennial Showdown

Come one, come all, to see Blair and Sara hash it out, bracket-style, over which movie was the best one we watched last year for our 100th episode spectacular! Will blood be shed? The past reflected on? Darlings, killed? Friendships, lost???? Probably not that last one, but only by tuning in can you find out!Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work here and support their Patreon here.Support the show on Patreon!

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A Special Pre-Podcast Briefing!

At time of recording, we have FINISHED Duel Monsters!!! So we wanted to drop an information-packed minisode in at the top of the feed to keep new listeners up-to-date. Thanks for checking us out! We're great fun, we hope you stay. Support the show on Patreon! Since a lot of time has passed and the links and plugs we give at the end of early episodes are mostly out of date, here's is where you can currently find us all: Hosts & their associated media: Argyle - Hosts Like a Podcast (a Podcast about the Yakuza Games) Audrey - Co-runs…

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36 – Observe and Report (2009)

Grab your nightstick and don’t let the perp get away! This time around, the guys take a look at the 2009 pitch-black Jody Hill comedy Observe and Report. Also, Derek talks about social capital and Juan is back on his TV bullshit.This episode’s recommendations:The Guilt TripSomething Wild

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24 – Huddled Masses, I Don’t Feel So Good…

*NOTE* This is episode had a few audio issues originally, so this version is the correct one! Thanks for your patience!*Hey gamers! Are you ready for hot takes about the coolest new game Detroit: Become Human? Well you’re in luck! In between all of our gaming, we also talked to special guest Su about what it’s like to try and teach children in this current political climate, Puerto Rico, the Mysteries of Melania, a lot of presidential pardons, and whether you can look at your own butt. Also, we celebrate some important anniversaries!Featuring: Evan, Sara, Sam, and SuNote: we mention…

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