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12 – Women Virginia

Ladies, rev up your fryers! It’s International Women’s Day, and McDonald’s has a treat for you: it’s the letter W! Aren’t you glad? In case that’s not enough to make your week great, Donald Trump is getting sued, and video games are illegal. Hooray! Look’s like God’s been watching Game of Thrones, because women are finally on top (of a pole outside of your local McDonald’s).Featuring Patrick, Sam, Matt, Caroline, and Zach.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Justin Timberlake – I’m Lovin’ ItTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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EPISODE 23: Oatmeal Crimes

Welcome to the first ever live episode of The Wonder Yeerks! Lulu’s up in Toronto for EGLX, and Satah made the trip over to her hotel to record this episode in the flesh! Also, the gang has finally found a weapon to fight the yeerks, and it’s fuckin…oatmeal. Brown sugar oatmeal. Yeah, we don’t know either. Apparently this happens in the books, but we haven’t gotten there yet, so we assumed this was a weird edit by the showrunners, but it’s canon! Whoops!In addition to this abysmal episode, we also discussed: Live Studio Audience, EGLX [check Lulu out on Saturday…

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37 – mitch in the glatrix

this week it’s Season 2 Episode 2, Adrift. Michael and Sawyer are stuck on a raft and…. well, that’s about it! we learn about how Michael was a very bad dad and…. folks?? it’s bigtime boring!! a real snooze-fest! also locke explores the hatch for the first time and meets desmond. so that’s somethin. meanwhile, Bean realizes they’re direct and to the point, and James discusses Canada’s Dad. thanks… for listenin’.

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EPISODE 89: The Wicker Man

Well, bad news, Blair became a cop. Worse news, he went to some weird island off the coast of Ireland trying to hunt down some missing girl, and there’s this big effigy of him they’ve made? Weird, weird stuff! Anyways, in his absence, we got friend of the show (and friend at the table) Andi Clare to chat about The Wicker Man! No, not the Cage one, the original.In addition to The Wicker Man, we also discussed Boss Baby Sweep, Game Fucks, Ass Peyote, Oscar Chatter, Tai Lopez’s Tinder Fun, Indi Go Go!, and Future Bloodborne Podcasts.Check out Andi on…

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S2E3 – Hole in One!

Brendaheads, grab your bathrobes! It’s time for S02E03, “Par for the Course”! The very sad funeral arc is coming to a close and then we can finally move on with our lives and probably never talk about Marshall again for the rest of the show. But things aren’t all tears and limousines this week – we also get to see Ben get slapped in the face! Hooray! This week, we’re going to eXtreme Teen Heaven. Don’t forget to eat a condom!Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

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11 – Leftists Love Cool James

Great news: this week was relatively less of a total nightmare than recent weeks! That means we get to have a lighthearted episode again, thank god. This week, Brooks drinks intersectional racism juice, Bill Gates drinks doodoo water, and we invent a new slogan for Fiverr. There’s also a discussion of Donald Trump’s thiccness that killed Luna. Whoops! Guess that Patreon goal came true sooner than we expected! (cough cough money please cough)Featuring Luna, Brooks, Eddy, Josh, and Lauren.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Brad Paisley – Accidental Racist (feat. LL Cool J)Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord |…

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EPISODE 22: The Cooler Ranch Morph

Well folks, remember how we said nobody gave a shit about Tobias being a nothlit? Remember how he almost killed himself in book three because he hated it so much? Yeah, me neither. Anyways, Visser Three throws a temper tantrum and we talk about whether Satah’s a furry! It’s The Message!In addition to this nightmarish episode of Animorphs, we also discussed Women’s Leagues, Dorito Names, Ketchup Debacles, Ben 10 Lore, AFAB: Assigned Furry at Birth, and Luna Finally Makes a Reference Someone Understands!Check out Lulu’s guest spots on What’s Yr Fursona and In Pursuit of Passions!REFERENCED MEDIA: Bird in a…

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36 – fabric & fabric fabric co

this week it’s Season 4 Episode 12, There’s No Place Like Home, Part 1… it’s part of the season finale, baby!! and since it’s Part 1, it’s a whole lotta set up. when Sawyer, Miles and the Baby are gettin’ together, you know it’s a time. meanwhile, a helicopter is here! and the Oceanic Six adjusts to post-rescue life. James eats a terrible taco, too. enjoy this podcast, we love to record it for you.

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EPISODE 88: Alien Resurrection

Well, we cloned Blair, which was probably a mistake to begin with. Anyways, 7 of his clones got fucked up and the 8th is currently fighting a buuuunch of aliens out in space, so he’s gonna be busy for another week. Anyways, we got our friend Patrick to talk about Alien Resurrection! It sure as hell ain’t good, but it’s gay, which might be enough? Find out!In addition to the worst Alien film, we also discussed The Problems With Dave and Buster’s, ABC: Aliens Be Cressurection, Bullet Physics, The Kaluuyaverse, My Name is Purvis, Post-Race Racism, All Xenomorphs Are Queens,…

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S2E2 – The Decline of the Western Roman Benpire

Bens, Rubens, countrymen, lend me your ears; we come to bury Marshall, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their boners; So let it be with Marshall. In other words, we’re here to talk about S02E02, “What’s Done Is Done”. I know I’m mixing up my Shakespeare references, I don’t care. The death toll of this show keeps climbing as Sam makes a joke that kills himself and Jordan. This week, we premiere the “Fallin’ In Love” nightcore remix. It’s…Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

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