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EPISODE 36: The Charnel House

Did you think last week’s movie was too good a movie about parallel universes? Well, do we have a movie for you! This week, Blair and Luna dive into an absolute stinker, 2016’s The Charnel House, and find out exactly what’s haunting this giant apartment complex with seven tenants. Buckle up, folks. We get angry.P.S. Sorry if the audio gets a bit out of sync at times – there were a handful of recording snafus this week.We also discuss: Everything is Sans, Darnielle Sadness, Wilford Brimley’s Failed Clone, Garbage Disposal Ruminations, New Segment: Highest Point Lowest Point, Minor Skype Issues,…

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S1E9 – Like Lead Into The Sea – Part 1

Hey, remember this show? With all that weird holiday stuff behind them, the crew gets back to more pressing matters, such as flying through that portal. Of course it doesn’t go well. If only some type of magic could reunite them! Ralmevik creates a friendly illusion. Kimulo looks at the canopy. Rudo doesn’t rub the lamp.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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EPISODE 35: Coherence

Join Blair and Luna, with special guest Rinks–wait, and… special guests Blair, Luna and Rinks, as well as Blair, Luna, and Rinks… with a cameo from Rinks’s cat–as they talk about the movie Coherence! We get down and dirty with this real thinker of a film, and before you dive on in, this is one of the few movies on our show where you’d get the most out of the movie by going in cold. We won’t call the feds on you if you don’t, but go give it a watch before you barrel into our babblings on this flick!Topics…

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EPISODE 34: Would You Rather?

Would you rather listen to this podcast or read this description? The good news is that you don’t have to make a choice! This week, Blair and Luna watched Would You Rather, and had very conflicted feelings about it? We also say some very, very bad things. I’d apologize here but neither of us are truly that sorry.We also discuss: Hometown Heroes, Fearbaiting T-Shirts, Rating Jack-Off Motions, Pennywise the Tax Specialist, Perfect Impressions, Impressive Foley, and Totally Spies KinkinessRATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Sjamboks, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 3 out of 5. Luna:…

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EPISODE 33: Apollo 18

YOU KNOW I HAD TO TURN INTO DARKIPLIER 2: #4BIDDENKNOWLEDGE: LUNARTRUTH.COMRATING: On a scale of 1-5 LUNARTRUTH.COMs Blair: 3/5 Luna: 3.5/5RECOMMENDATIONS:Goodbye to Halos St. Vincent – St. Vincent

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Episode 9 – Blabla Dodo

Elite Full Restore is back for the new year and yet again we’ve brought a guest, we’re joined this week by Zane (@epengu) to talk Fakemon, Smash Bros and generally to give us a hard time. The Wild West of Early Internet Pokemon Fandom Zane blankets the entire podcast with callouts of EZBoard, Miyamoto, Postgame of Thrones, his own brother and, of course, us Fear and loathing in the Smogon OverUsed tier Mother 3 is never coming to the West and we all need to expect it no Aury I’m not letting you put that in the show notes Matt…

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29 – Death Becomes Her (1992)

Better late than never! Grab your cans of spray paint and assemble your cadre of muscle hunks! This time, the guys take a look at the Robert Zemeckis comic-gothic jam Death Becomes Her. Also, Derek welcomes a special guest, and Juan tells the story about how he saw Eyes Wide Shut for the first time. Actually, there’s kind of a whole digression about Eyes Wide Shut in this one.This episode’s recommendations:Everyone Says I Love YouDie Hard

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EPISODE 32: It Follows

Everyone loved this movie back when it first came out in 2014; does it hold up? Join Luna and Blair as we discuss It Follows! Also, enjoy the smartest discussion we’ve probably ever had on the podcast. It was weird.We also discuss: Our First Sponsorship, La La Land vs. The Bye Bye Man, We Literally Can’t Stop Talking About Split, Actually Smart Shit, Text to Speech Interruptions, Marry Fuck Kill: Greg Paul or Hugh, Greg Status, How To Kill The It Follows, A Really Bad Plan To Kill The It Follows, and Arthur DiscourseRATINGS: On a scale of zero to…

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EPISODE 31: Green Room

This week, per the request of close friends with good opinions, we dive into the horrors of the more… political realm, as we watch and talk about Nazi punk horror/thriller Green Room! Join us as we discuss the political implications of this film, as well as babble about how dope it looks.Topics also include: The cast of Sharkboy and Lava Girl, the trials and tribulations of same-name dating, fake torture tactics, flirty 14th century double dating, Maeby Funke, and poignant political discourse.RATINGS: On a scale of 1-5 Nazi dogs, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4.5/5 Luna: 5/5RECOMMENDATIONS:Manchester…

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