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Episode 10 – Underflows and Moonsaults

Hey! It’s Elite Full Restore! Yes we still exist, and with our 10th episode we’re officially a real podcast. This is mostly a clearing-house of old questions and a rundown of the last month, to prepare for the little content gulf we can expect in the near future. What, will we actually have to make jokes? Competitive is fun to watch if you recognize the players, who knew?? Mega Pidgeot as Billie Joe Armstrong We conclusively prove that the GTS is, still to this day, complete bullhonkey Pokémon Red and Blue are held together with duct tape Starmie’s Alola Vacation…

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EPISODE 38: You’re Next

This week, our hosts return to a favorite genre, home invasion, with the 2011 film You’re Next! We also get, like, DICK deep into time cube explanations.We also discuss: Sausage Party Sweep, The Big Shorts, Stuna, Remembering When A Stranger Calls, Very Funny Drake Jokes, Explaining Time Cube, BlenderDeath, Boss Baby = Time Cube?, Secret Mask Societies, and Murder Playlists.RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 time cubes, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4 out of 5 time cubes. Luna: 4.5; regrettably not the 4 that Gene Ray would have wanted.RECOMMENDATIONS:Night in the WoodsLasagna CatIntro/outro music…

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S1E10 – Like Lead Into The Sea – Part 2

Reunited and it feels so good. With the crew back together, it’s time to figure out where they are and how they can get out of it. What could possibly go wrong? Kimulo goes for the ear. Ralmevik gets to forget. Rudo emulates his idol.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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EPISODE 37: The Shining

After our long weekend, we’re back with a real juicy episode for you all! Stepping in for Luna this week is friend of the show Alek, who joins Blair to talk about The Shining! And… pretty much only talk about that. It’s a big ol’ movie with a lot in there to discuss, so we get our hands nice and dirty in it.RATINGS: Both Alek and Blair gave the movie 4.5/5 bearjobs.RECOMMENDATIONS:Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Gregory Horror Show

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EPISODE 36: The Charnel House

Did you think last week’s movie was too good a movie about parallel universes? Well, do we have a movie for you! This week, Blair and Luna dive into an absolute stinker, 2016’s The Charnel House, and find out exactly what’s haunting this giant apartment complex with seven tenants. Buckle up, folks. We get angry.P.S. Sorry if the audio gets a bit out of sync at times – there were a handful of recording snafus this week.We also discuss: Everything is Sans, Darnielle Sadness, Wilford Brimley’s Failed Clone, Garbage Disposal Ruminations, New Segment: Highest Point Lowest Point, Minor Skype Issues,…

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S1E9 – Like Lead Into The Sea – Part 1

Hey, remember this show? With all that weird holiday stuff behind them, the crew gets back to more pressing matters, such as flying through that portal. Of course it doesn’t go well. If only some type of magic could reunite them! Ralmevik creates a friendly illusion. Kimulo looks at the canopy. Rudo doesn’t rub the lamp.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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EPISODE 35: Coherence

Join Blair and Luna, with special guest Rinks–wait, and… special guests Blair, Luna and Rinks, as well as Blair, Luna, and Rinks… with a cameo from Rinks’s cat–as they talk about the movie Coherence! We get down and dirty with this real thinker of a film, and before you dive on in, this is one of the few movies on our show where you’d get the most out of the movie by going in cold. We won’t call the feds on you if you don’t, but go give it a watch before you barrel into our babblings on this flick!Topics…

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EPISODE 34: Would You Rather?

Would you rather listen to this podcast or read this description? The good news is that you don’t have to make a choice! This week, Blair and Luna watched Would You Rather, and had very conflicted feelings about it? We also say some very, very bad things. I’d apologize here but neither of us are truly that sorry.We also discuss: Hometown Heroes, Fearbaiting T-Shirts, Rating Jack-Off Motions, Pennywise the Tax Specialist, Perfect Impressions, Impressive Foley, and Totally Spies KinkinessRATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Sjamboks, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 3 out of 5. Luna:…

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EPISODE 33: Apollo 18

YOU KNOW I HAD TO TURN INTO DARKIPLIER 2: #4BIDDENKNOWLEDGE: LUNARTRUTH.COMRATING: On a scale of 1-5 LUNARTRUTH.COMs Blair: 3/5 Luna: 3.5/5RECOMMENDATIONS:Goodbye to Halos St. Vincent – St. Vincent

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Episode 9 – Blabla Dodo

Elite Full Restore is back for the new year and yet again we’ve brought a guest, we’re joined this week by Zane (@epengu) to talk Fakemon, Smash Bros and generally to give us a hard time. The Wild West of Early Internet Pokemon Fandom Zane blankets the entire podcast with callouts of EZBoard, Miyamoto, Postgame of Thrones, his own brother and, of course, us Fear and loathing in the Smogon OverUsed tier Mother 3 is never coming to the West and we all need to expect it no Aury I’m not letting you put that in the show notes Matt…

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